Is it me or has DragonZero challenged just about ever member on Global to a fight?

I think he needs a hug.

no i haven't i've challenged 2 people and bith have pussied out your the only one that has agreed to have a match with me i respect you for that

I mean, he is 285 - 1 in street fights......the one loss only coming because he was jumped by 14 guys with baseball bats. Those fight stats put the fear in me..........I can't speak for everyone though.

not me.......................................


Muhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Originally posted by momita
not me.......................................


Muhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

He's not that stupid.......hopefully

Originally posted by momita
not me.......................................


Muhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha





nope i like you momita and almost every other member here

Mr. Zero loves me.. he loves his daddy very much.. isn't that right *****?

Originally posted by Mouse
Mr. Zero loves me.. he loves his daddy very much.. isn't that right *****?

Moooouse? *evil look* HUSH UP!!

A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vise.

He secures it and removes the vise handle, then picks up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! You’re not going to…to…cut it off, are you?"

The husband shakes his head and hands him the hacksaw. "Nope—you are. I’m just going to set the garage on fire."

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That’s quite a heavy drink. What’s wrong?"

After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."

"Wow," says the barkeep. "What’d you do?"

"I walked over to my wife," the man replies, "looked her straight in the eye, and told her to pack her stuff and get the hell out."

"That makes sense," says the bartender. "And what about your best friend?"

"I walked over, looked him right in the eye, and yelled, ‘Bad dog!’"

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.
“Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.”

“What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?”

“Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”

A husband walks out of the bathroom naked, and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, “I have a headache.”

“Perfect.” her husband said. “I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with asprin. You can take it orally or as a suppository. It’s up to you!”

A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?”
“No,” she insisted as she handed him a check to buy a dark blue suit. “It must be blue.”

When she came back for the wake, she saw her husband in the coffin, and he was wearing a beautiful blue suit. She told the director how much she loved the suit and asked how much it cost.

He said, “Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her, so I switched the heads.”

A woman walks in to a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for arsenic.

"I can't sell you that. What do you need it for?"

"I need it to kill my husband" she replies.

"I really can't sell it to you, then."

The woman pulls a photo out of her purse and shows the pharmacist of her husband in bed with his wife.

"Well, why didn't you say you had a prescription???"

LiL Dragon must me taking blood thinners right now to calm down.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vise.

He secures it and removes the vise handle, then picks up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! You’re not going to…to…cut it off, are you?"

The husband shakes his head and hands him the hacksaw. "Nope—you are. I’m just going to set the garage on fire."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't think he has challenged me yet.

nah i don't have any problem with you gman but i do with mouse but next time your here in cali if you wanna have a match or something i'm down no hard feelings or anything just a friendly match

Originally posted by DragonZero
nah i don't have any problem with you gman but i do with mouse but next time your here in cali if you wanna have a match or something i'm down no hard feelings or anything just a friendly match

You know Mouse has had some pro-fights, right?

ssshhhhhhh!!!!!! lol

I mean................I lied and stuff.

You do know that I'm the tko canadian heavy weight champion right.

A man and a woman are seated beside one another at a bar getting rather tipsy. With both visibly depressed, the man asks the woman why she's so down to which she replies, “My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed.”
“What a coincidence!” he said, “My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed, too.”

So they start talking and find that they have much in common, so they decide to go to the woman's apartment and have their kinky sex. When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable.

Moments later, she emerges from the bathroom with a tight black leather outfit, complete with whip, handcuffs, a strap-on, and a 12-inch studded dildo. She then hurries into the kitchen, and returns with Tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Just as she completes her preparation, she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is headed towards the door.

“What's going on?” she asks. “I thought you wanted to get kinky?”

The man turns to her and says, “Lady, I just ****ed your dog and **** in your purse. I’m all done.”

A man gets sent to prison and, as soon as he walks in, his huge, buff cellmate says to him, “We’re gonna play house. Do you want to be the husband or the wife?”

After thinking about it for a minute, the man slowly answers, “Well, if I have to choose, I guess I’ll be the husband.”

“OK,” his cellmate says, “then you better get over here and suck your wife's dick.”

Originally posted by DragonZero
no i haven't i've challenged 2 people and bith have pussied out your the only one that has agreed to have a match with me i respect you for that

bullsh1T, cunT!

i challenged you to an open weight fight. me at 170 lbs, and you at whatever. you die. dead.

we already discussed this.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
bullsh1T, cunT!

i challenged you to an open weight fight. me at 170 lbs, and you at whatever. you die. dead.

we already discussed this.

Well, there you go.

Dragon will challenge anyone over the internet, because that's where he stays, at his house, on the computer. Being a real big tough typer.

true.

A man goes to see his shrink wearing nothing at all. Totally naked.

The doc takes one look at him & says.......

"Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
true.




shut the **** up frodo Dogg^x0inns

Originally posted by DragonZero
shut the **** up frodo Dogg^x0inns

:- l

this thread makes my eyes bleed.

you know Mouse's 150lb ass would **** you up from here to hell and back right?

i'll let everyone think what they want just because i don't have a 5-0 pro mma record doesn't mean i don't know how to fight dumb ****s

Originally posted by DragonZero
just because i don't have a 5-0 pro mma record doesn't mean i don't know how to fight dumb ****s

yes it does.


dumb****.

ok i guess since frodo dogg^x0inns said so

Where are you getting these names from? It doesn't even make sense. And I don't want to fight you. I don't like getting dirty. Heh...

Originally posted by Tammy
Where are you getting these names from? It doesn't even make sense. And I don't want to fight you. I don't like getting dirty. Heh...

liar

Originally posted by Tammy
Where are you getting these names from? It doesn't even make sense. And I don't want to fight you. I don't like getting dirty. Heh...

Heh....

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