Peace Bicthes....Love is in the air and the air is plenty of lisergic acid....

http://www.elrellano.com/fotopostal/friquis/cacho25.jpg

Is ****ing a mermaid considered bestiality? Hmmm....conundrum!!!

i've said whay have to say to him i'm not gonna keep playing his little game if he's man enough he'll fight me but i doubt he is

I'm a hippy.. besides, I've never been in a fight in my life so I wouldn't know what to do.. lol.

blah blah are you gonna stop playing and be a man and fight me or are you just gonna keep dodging the challenge *****?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Is ****ing a mermaid considered bestiality? Hmmm....conundrum!!!

mmmmm...interesting point...I must think about it....

Mouse if you're hippy, Bakunnin is a priest.....

Spanaird, I love the photo. I need the laughs today. Thanks:)

Well, I'm a priest.. you know that right?

A small company teeters on the edge of bankruptcy and so the owner summons his two-man sales force into his office.

“Things aren’t going too well, guys,” he announced grimly. “So to perk up sales I’m announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job.”

“What does the loser get?” asked one of the salesmen. The owner looked at both men and said, “The loser gets to give it

Originally posted by madcrewmom
Spanaird, I love the photo. I need the laughs today. Thanks:)

Youre welcome my lady....

Originally posted by The Spaniard
Youre welcome my lady....

I love Latin men.....:lovers:

The atmosphere is dark and moist... tombstones lie dead as owels and rodents flicker about... everything is quite except for one noise..

As I walk over to an opened grave, I get closer to that horrid noise.. horrid noise ravaging my very soul!!!! Can't take it!!! I look down relentlessy only to find something more grotesque than I had previously imagined.

There, at the bottom of that cold and dead grave I see him.. Mr. Zero, SUCKING on his dad's skeleton where his dick once layed before it deteriorated. ..suddenly I had to pee. I unzipped and unleashed upon that horrid sex-scene a waterfall of urine that not even the dead souls could ignore.. finally, Mr. Zero had stopped sucking that damn corpse, and all I heard was my urine gently flickering onto the wrotting face of his dead father.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
I love Latin men.....:lovers:

:lovers: *Leather is ashamed*

Originally posted by The Spaniard
:lovers: *Leather is ashamed*

????why?

lol...j/k...

Originally posted by The Spaniard
lol...j/k...

*confused* Keep it simple...I'm running on 3 hours sleep and I am too old to pull all nighters.....I can't go to sleep yet because I have to p/u my kids in an hour and a half.....if I go down now, I won't get up...LOL

A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?”
“No,” she insisted as she handed him a check to buy a dark blue suit. “It must be blue.”

When she came back for the wake, she saw her husband in the coffin, and he was wearing a beautiful blue suit. She told the director how much she loved the suit and asked how much it cost.

He said, “Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her, so I switched the heads.”

nah...I'm tired too...and Global looks like a pit...hate against canada, against USA, dragon0 and Mouse want fight....If Janis Joplin come back and saw it she would come back to the grave.....

nah i'm just tired of your bull**** i know you won't fight and so does everyone else your a ***** with no balls

http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/displayfighter.cfm?fighterid=4207

ah looks like his loss was a knockout and his 2 wins were against cab drivers

Originally posted by DragonZero
ah looks like his loss was a knockout and his 2 wins were against cab drivers

He's never lost...the fight finder is ****ed. They have him fighting in an event in MN. He's never been to MN.

As far as I know he's 5 - 0. I've been to four of his fights, including his first one.

Dragon, you don't want to fight him.

Why not? everybody deserve a chance...and it would be great (pics include please)...

Originally posted by The Spaniard
If Janis Joplin come back and saw it she would come back to the grave.....

no. she'd drink soco with me. then we'd do a drunken "take another little piece of my heart" duet.

Originally posted by Purity
no. she'd drink soco with me. then we'd do a drunken "take another little piece of my heart" duet.

Well, it is better than see the Global show....

yeah but what isn't?

:?: ....I don't get it, excuse me...

God ****ing damnit. I was in a chill mood then I had to read the sherdog ****.. I've been trying to get them to change it, *****ing to them forever about it and they don't change it.. ****!!! Stupid ****ing queers running that ****ing site, that's why I don't ever post there anymore. ****ing ******s running it, ******s posting in it, **** sherdog with all my heart.. long live Global.