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The Mouse 09-30-2003, 03:11 PM So I’m dating this girl who has a body to die for. She’s real thin but has a nice firm bubble ass, firm breasts, and dresses extremely sexy. She was also raised in South Central her whole life but now goes to El Camino College like me. The only weird ass thing is that she’s a virgin. We talked last night at a coffee joint for about 4 hours straight last night, she’s real interested in me and knows that I am an extremely sexual person as I tell her the truth about ****.
I’m thinking, if we ever do make it “official” between the two of us, it’ll take me about 3 months with this girl. Not sure, it’s damn weird. A girl with a body to die for, 20 years old, killer personality and open minded.. still a virgin. I mean that’s some real self control right there, gotta respect that. It’s just weird, yet it turns me on so much more knowing that I’m going to be the one to corrupt her and turn her pureness into pure sensual orgasmic evil.
Leather 09-30-2003, 03:13 PM Ha!! then broke her imen....
The Mouse 09-30-2003, 03:14 PM Ha!! then broke her imen....
lol, what the **** does that mean?
The Mouse 09-30-2003, 03:16 PM It's funny because when we started talking and I had no idea that she was a virgin, I was telling her about all of my ex's and sexual experiences.. then she was all, "You need to date a virgin." Then not knowing she was a virgin I start saying why dating a virgin is bad.. ugh. I told her about how it always hurts the girl the first time and some other ****.. then she's like, "I'm a virgin." .. me: "oh" ::smiles and blushes::
I thing the Spaniard was trying to say " then break her Heiman"
I think she is lieing to you, and she is not a virgin, also if she is she could still suck mad **** or have the G.I. Joe Kung Fu Grip. So by theory she could be a virgin and a slut at the same time....
Mr. Beelzebub 09-30-2003, 03:26 PM I think my two friends were trying to say "break her HYMEN"
Tha Playa 09-30-2003, 03:27 PM I'm gonna agree with Bob here. Let's see, 20 years old, looks nice, good personality, virgin, now thinking about doing the dirty after just meeting you. In my 25 years I've found one thing to be always true, if it sounds too good to be true, it's not true at all. I think she's just telling you that ****.
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I think my two friends were trying to say "break her HYMEN"
Bub: DIE
Prime Cut: :baby:
Leather 09-30-2003, 03:31 PM Thanks Bub...Break her Hymen now!!...
The Mouse 09-30-2003, 03:31 PM I'm going to start doing some fore-play with her. I know for a fact that if she lets me go down on her and do my thang, that eventually I will turn her on so much that she will want to give in.
It sounds like a trap!.....Dont do it!
The Mouse 09-30-2003, 03:34 PM Don't do it? Why not? This girl has a KILLER, (perfect) body.. smooth naturally tanned latina skin, firm, tight, soft in all the right places...!!!!!
Bluecifer 09-30-2003, 03:34 PM If a girl tells me she's a Virgin, I tell her that I'm a Dr. and that she's is in dire need of some prescription penis. If she's cute, I may even offer to take a few $'s off my fee.
HAHAHHAHHA DR. Blue makes house calls
Bluecifer 09-30-2003, 04:00 PM *Reassures patient that this kind of thermometer doesn't need numbers on it*
Dr Blue will have both hands on shoulders whils checking the temp. via anal intrusion
Crystalline Dream 09-30-2003, 04:22 PM oh come on, a beautiful girl over twenty in the ghetto who openly tells people she's a virgin *buzzzzzzzz* If that was the case, she would have been gang raped in a back alley by now.
And trust me, big black **** counts.
Bluecifer 09-30-2003, 04:23 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
oh come on, a beautiful girl over twenty in the ghetto who openly tells people she's a virgin *buzzzzzzzz* If that was the case, she would have been gang raped in a back alley by now.
And trust me, big black **** counts.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
oh come on, a beautiful girl over twenty in the ghetto who openly tells people she's a virgin *buzzzzzzzz* If that was the case, she would have been gang raped in a back alley by now.
And trust me, big black **** counts.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LMAO OSUFHOIEEIOGHLJCHVZXMCKHTDWURGJLHFCGM FSC
handjobs4dollars 09-30-2003, 04:54 PM Well look at me nice face, great body and 19. So it could be true.
Leather 09-30-2003, 04:57 PM Originally posted by Gman
Well look at me nice face, great body and 19. So it could be true.
hehehehe..good one...
nance 09-30-2003, 05:29 PM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I think my two friends were trying to say "break her HYMEN" You have it correct Mr. Beelzebub. Kudos to you.:)
handjobs4dollars 09-30-2003, 07:11 PM Originally posted by The Spaniard
hehehehe..good one...
don't laugh at me
Its true, I am a virgin too, it can happen lol
Just because she claims to be or might even be a virgin doesnt mean she is a saint..she could be "butt" crazy and might be a virgin because of the idea or the forbidden fruit. SHe could be a freak and not have had vaginal penetration
Carlao 10-01-2003, 09:45 AM **** her brains out!!!
That is all!
JackJackson 01-11-2009, 09:53 PM So I’m dating this girl who has a body to die for. She’s real thin but has a nice firm bubble ass, firm breasts, and dresses extremely sexy. She was also raised in South Central her whole life but now goes to El Camino College like me. The only weird ass thing is that she’s a virgin. We talked last night at a coffee joint for about 4 hours straight last night, she’s real interested in me and knows that I am an extremely sexual person as I tell her the truth about ****.
I’m thinking, if we ever do make it “official” between the two of us, it’ll take me about 3 months with this girl. Not sure, it’s damn weird. A girl with a body to die for, 20 years old, killer personality and open minded.. still a virgin. I mean that’s some real self control right there, gotta respect that. It’s just weird, yet it turns me on so much more knowing that I’m going to be the one to corrupt her and turn her pureness into pure sensual orgasmic evil.
**** her immediately or you are a ******.
jakkups 01-12-2009, 12:07 AM I'm gonna agree with Bob here. Let's see, 20 years old, looks nice, good personality, virgin, now thinking about doing the dirty after just meeting you. In my 25 years I've found one thing to be always true, if it sounds too good to be true, it's not true at all. I think she's just telling you that ****.
To reference the 40 Year Old Virgin. . . She is "putting the ***** on a pedestal".
*Dinamita 01-12-2009, 12:12 AM this thread is only 5 years old.... it would be funny if the guy came back and said everything that happened with that girl, he prolly got her pregnant and has a family with her lmfao
Spare Moody 01-12-2009, 12:23 AM this thread is only 5 years old.... it would be funny if the guy came back and said everything that happened with that girl, he prolly got her pregnant and has a family with her lmfao
that guy was one of the most bizarre and disturbing individuals i've ever met. i'd be less suprised if he ended up killing her and still has her head in his freezer.
{}MATADOR{} 01-12-2009, 12:37 AM that guy was one of the most bizarre and disturbing individuals i've ever met. i'd be less suprised if he ended up killing her and still has her head in his freezer.
Interesting, time to check out his post history.
Spare Moody 01-12-2009, 12:45 AM Interesting, time to check out his post history.
Matt went from being a pro fighter, to a reborn Christian, to an S&M fanatic all in about 5 months.
Check 01-12-2009, 07:12 AM Chances are she wasn't a virgin. A good looking 20 year old chick and you are going to foreplay her after just meeting her? Lets just say this girl is a virgin. If she is theres probably a reason for it, maybe because of her religion. She isn't going to lay down for you then. If she's lasted 20 years its for a good cause and a few days with Mr. Rico Suave isn't going to change that. Get real.
TRAVI$ 01-12-2009, 07:26 AM Chances are she wasn't a virgin. A good looking 20 year old chick and you are going to foreplay her after just meeting her? Lets just say this girl is a virgin. If she is theres probably a reason for it, maybe because of her religion. She isn't going to lay down for you then. If she's lasted 20 years its for a good cause and a few days won't change that with Mr. Rico Suave isn't going to change that. Get real.
Thread starters dead, mate.
SickmyDuck 01-12-2009, 07:36 AM Thread starters dead, mate.
He tasted good, mate.
squealpiggy 01-12-2009, 07:39 AM Did she have a **** or what?
Grand Champ 01-12-2009, 08:49 AM When a ***** tells you she's a virgin it means that she has atleast slept with 10 men but no more than 30
GMitchell 01-12-2009, 09:08 AM first off, sex isnt bad, so dont feel like your corrupting her by giving her a good old ****. just look at it as showing her the ways of the world.
second, if she IS a virgin, that means she wont be hard to impress in bed (not that im assuming anything about your sex, but you know what i mean). And if she isn't, that means she's lying to impress you, which is a good sign.
either way i dont see it as cause for worry
Breakbeat 01-12-2009, 09:12 AM He never answered to say that he did the dirty deed, I'm sure she's still a virgin or now married to her first!
boxasmash 01-12-2009, 09:29 AM Did you guys know this "20 year old" is now 26 and most definitely not a virgin now.
shut the **** up and stop bumping old threads!
Grand Champ 01-12-2009, 09:36 AM Did you guys know this "20 year old" is now 26 and most definitely not a virgin now.
shut the **** up and stop bumping old threads!
Damn, now I feel stupid... not :wank: :wank:
Derranged 01-12-2009, 12:37 PM 20, good looking, virgin? Doubtful. One thing I know about women is that they are liars. FULL OF ****. Why she would lie about her virginity, however, is what I dont understand.
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