what good are these bastards?they don't have a country of their own we rent them land they don't have an army which basiclly makes them useless they don't make any real contribution to the world all they do is take up space speak with stupid ****in accents and ***** about how they hate other countries and the french when half the ****in country is french if you ask me i say canadians are useless we should just drop a few nukes on them and take our land.

Kill the maple siroup!!!....

I like Canada

I like Ibiza....

Austin Powers came from there, also, we're gonna end up stealing all there lumber eventually anyways...

Originally posted by The Spaniard
I like Mad ****....


8===============================D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

you have a serious problem with my body Bzob...first you though about my ass and all the time you're editing my post talking about ****s...
I know, I know you love me, but take a bit of respect, you're a family man!!...

Nuno>>>>8=D+0:<<<<<<<Bzob?

what good are these bastards?they don't have a country of their own we rent them land they don't have an army which basiclly makes them useless they don't make any real contribution to the world all they do is take up space speak with stupid ****in accents and ***** about how they hate other countries and the french when half the ****in country is french if you ask me i say canadians are useless we should just drop a few nukes on them and take our land.

...You do know however, that this is a run-on sentence and makes you look like a grammatical retard.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Nuno>>>>8=D+0:<<<<<<<Bzob?

yeah, I think Bobert wants Nuno in a Sigfred & Roy sort of way.

OOOOooooooo....that's beauty *sniff* , the 21th century new affaires....

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
yeah, I think Bobert wants Nuno in a Sigfred & Roy sort of way.

How unlikely a love story is that of sigfried and roid? Two gay mulleted lion trainers and yet they found each other....

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Nuno>>>>8=D+0:<<<<<<<Bzob?

NO! What the **** is wrong with you guys?

well, nothing is wrong, we have just hijaked the thread....

Originally posted by Mouse
...You do know however, that this is a run-on sentence and makes you look like a grammatical retard.




sorry proffessor ****sniffer i'll be sure and do that next time but in the mean while eat rancid cum you stupid **** i don't give a **** obviously or i would have puncuated it

lol@Dragon0....

i swear i'm gonna put some d-con out and get rid of this annoying ****in mouse

I like the belt you have under your name Mr. Zero, must be for **** sucking because you always make me feel quite fullfilled with your tongue, just wish a girl had that belt but what can you do? You should stop sucking everybody off and try and get in a real fight to earn a real belt you ******.

BuhahAHAHAHAA!!!! :fu:

Originally posted by Mouse
I like the belt you have under your name Mr. Zero, must be for **** sucking because you always make me feel quite fullfilled with your tongue, just wish a girl had that belt but what can you do? You should stop sucking everybody off and try and get in a real fight to earn a real belt you ******.





well mr tough guy come pay me a visit and we'll have a real fight

YAY- Take pics please

Originally posted by DragonZero
well mr tough guy come pay me a visit and we'll have a real fight

You have no idea who you are talking to do you?

don't matter to me

Dogg, make this fight happen...

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
You have no idea who you are talking to do you?





actually i do matt jensen 5-0 mma record big ****in deal

I wouldn't want any part of "Mental Matt", you must be tired of breathing or something.

LoL.. i think some coffee went through my nose while I was laughing.. damnit.

Music bumping, crowded, the club is totally full tonight and you make eye-contact with a girl.. walk over to her and get close to her so you can hear her speak.

"Hi what's you name?"
"Alexa."
"Nice... so what do you do for fun?"
"I go clubbing."
"Oh yea? like what, baby seals?"

you guys crack me up let me get something straight right now i am affraid of no man at all if i get my ****in ass kicked so be it and why are you guys so scared of funboy matt **** for all you know he's fought a bunch of tijuana cab drivers

Tijuana Cab Drivers.. lol, nice. Come on, I know you can talk better **** than that.

honestly i'm not talkin **** i don't know who you've fought and i'm beting half these silly ****s don't either and honestly i don't care i'm just sick of everyone runnin their mouth if you wanna fight lets fight if not then shut your ass and lets stick to posting

Music bumping, crowded, the club is totally full tonight and you make eye-contact with a girl.. walk over to her and get close to her so you can hear her speak.
"Hi what's you name?"
"Alexa."
"Nice... so what do you do for fun?"
"I go clubbing."
"Oh yea? like what, baby seals?"

Use this with a girl at a club.. the look she gives you after you say that is priceless, lol.

Originally posted by DragonZero
honestly i'm not talkin **** i don't know who you've fought and i'm beting half these silly ****s don't either and honestly i don't care i'm just sick of everyone runnin their mouth if you wanna fight lets fight if not then shut your ass and lets stick to posting

I dont know, and i am not a silly ****

honestly i'm not talkin **** i don't know who you've fought and i'm beting half these silly ****s don't either and honestly i don't care i'm just sick of everyone runnin their mouth if you wanna fight lets fight if not then shut your ass and lets stick to posting

I bet when your ugly ass mom uses her vibrator, that she thinks of me inside of her. I bet she fantasises about me making her scream, as she digs her nails into my lower back as she orgasms. …matter of fact, you should call me daddy, Mr. Zero.

Why'd the canadian cross the road?




Because he saw some american on tv doing it.

sorry bobert not you:-)

I like watching fights, take lots of pics

Originally posted by Mouse
I bet when your ugly ass mom uses her vibrator, that she thinks of me inside of her. I bet she fantasises about me making her scream, as she digs her nails into my lower back as she orgasms. …matter of fact, you should call me daddy, Mr. Zero.





that's what i thought all talk

On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called America, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Americans, and they shall be known as the most wealthly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Americans?"

"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."

lol, atleast I CAN talk, unlike you who always has his mouth wrapped around his daddy's dick.. u can humm, u can spit, but you can't talk when you gotta **** jammed up your mouth, right Mr. Zero? When your daddy comes down your throat, what does it taste like? ...and do you massage his balls aswell?

ok man i'm gonna tell you this one time and one time only don't talk about my dad he's dead i don't care if you talk about my mom or whoever else just leave my dad out of this **** or we will fight and it won't be pretty

My dad can beat up your dad.

Matt "Der Maus" Hensen vs Dragon "The killer Sex Machine" Zero....cool....

Damn man, sorry. I'm a sensitive guy too and I understand. But I am curious.. when you blow your dad, isn't it like moldy and ****? .. does he even have a dick to blow anymore or do you just suck on his hip bones?

ok thats it no more internet tough guy **** lets get it mother ****er

lol, did I put a bug in your nickers Mr. Zero? Dude, you got some **** in your teeth... I think it's part of your dads wrotting corpse.. man that's not kool. I'll tell you what, instead of sucking on his deteriorating hip bones in his coffin, you can blow me, I'll even call you my son and my ***** from now on. Why? Because I care.. I care and I love you son.

i'm telling you matt pray you never see me

lol, why? .. tell me in DETAIL what you would do to me.. try to do to me i mean...

P.S. call me daddy from now on. Thanks.

blah blah blah all your mma training won't mean **** buddy

babble babble ***** *****.. damnit.. re-read this you illiterate bastard:
lol, why? .. tell me in DETAIL what you would do to me.. try to do to me i mean...

You Know You're Canadian When:


You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda

Step outta this thread sweetheart.. Mr. Zero is about to burst like a bomb, and I don't want you to get hurt, lol.

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color

see mouse your problem is that your always playing like a kid when i'm not if you wanna fight then bring it if not then shut the **** up your annoying

You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

lol, why? .. tell me in DETAIL what you would do to me.. try to do to me i mean...

K you're avoiding my question that I put in quotes for you. Bottom line, you can't tell me what you would do to me because you have no ****ing idea. lol.

i don't need to tell you what i'm gonna do i'll just do it but we all know your a ***** that doesn't even fight anymore cause you can't handle it

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

hahahahahahahaha I had that when I was a kid.

You make me so horny Mr. Zero. So I guess it's safe to say that since your dad's dick has completely wrotted off by now, that he's no longer a man? .. or you could say that God felt so sorry for him, that he made him have a natural sex change.. buhahAHAHAHA!!!! So you really do have a ***** instead of a dad don't you? ...yup, no dick makes you a *****, that's fo sho.

just shut up your a ***** and i know you won't fight you are all talk do yourself and die

You're right.. I hate fighting, I've hated it my whole life.. I've actually never even been in a fight. The whole violence aspect sickens me, I'm a man of love and peace and have been that way my whole life.








But I won't hesitate to break both of your knees then ram my knife into your trachea and twist, then pee down your blood-filled mouth as your mommy cries for me to stop.

Originally posted by Mouse
You're right.. I hate fighting, I've hated it my whole life.. I've actually never even been in a fight. The whole violence aspect sickens me, I'm a man of love and peace and have been that way my whole life.








But I won't hesitate to break both of your knees then ram my knife into your trachea and twist, then pee down your blood-filled mouth as your mommy cries for me to stop.

Mouse, please hush up.

nah let him talk mom just adding fuel to my fire

Yes mother. )=

Originally posted by Mouse
Yes mother. )=

Thank you

Originally posted by DragonZero
what good are these bastards?they don't have a country of their own we rent them land they don't have an army which basiclly makes them useless they don't make any real contribution to the world all they do is take up space speak with stupid ****in accents and ***** about how they hate other countries and the french when half the ****in country is french if you ask me i say canadians are useless we should just drop a few nukes on them and take our land.

Some people should die, thats just unconscious knowledge. When I think of you...never a truer phrase was spoken.

what about that was unconscious knowledge?

Shut up hippy flower-eater....

Originally posted by Bzob
NO! What the **** is wrong with you guys?

I can't speak for anyone else, but apparently I have general anxiety disorder, more baggage than Joan Collins on safari and just a touch of clinical depression.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I can't speak for anyone else, but apparently I have general anxiety disorder, more baggage than Joan Collins on safari and just a touch of clinical depression.

Dude...me too. How long you been dealing w/this ?