you guys suck.
i went ahead, did some research, and made a list (http://www.globalmma.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=8) of all the ****ty threads that came up. this can't be.

so let's make some :cool: ****. here's some ideas for subject matter:



Lie about someone on here!
that's right. pick someone and start a rumor about em. juzre sucked off tanner on friday night, allison has herpes, bob's addicted to meth, dogg grew a foot, kato gave allison the herpes, etc...
who cares. it's just the internet and it'll entertain the **** outta the rest of us.

Attn: mods and admins
these are classic. there's yer title. now just put in content that spells out some bull**** reason why you and the rest of the posters aren't being treated fairly. don't forget to use your absence as a threat!

Buddism is an evil religion
of course it's not. but if you can muster up enough bull**** to state a case then this type of thread can be a barrell of monkeys!!

Advice Needed
no matter what the situation is plenty of people will give their 2cents and plenty will argue it. awesome!

Celebrity encounters
so what happened when YOU ran into a celebrity? this also gives some of our no-life compadres a chance to fabricate interesting crap and convince the rest of us that they're special. good fun 4 all.

no more poop, whoring, **** about teckgirl, or replies to cybill's threads. from now on we become elite!
don't forget to use colors , :lol3: 's, and uneducated assumptions followed up with random accusations.
now rock em sock em cowboys and gals!!!

Don't forget the personal preferences threads like

what's your favorite.......
Who do you.........

**** for what i made a thread and you genuises moved it to the cage

ATTN: Teckgirl

thats all you need to know

i think i'll just stop making threads and stick too posting

So I ran into Pamela anderson last night, we got into a heated arguement about why Budhism is really satanic and she got mad, so i spilled my glass of milk on the ***** and left. As i was driving home I pulled out my dick and started stroking it, all the while thinking of Agony's sweet, tight #*@@&. Eventually I ejaculated into the empty cup that once contained my milk that i threw on Pamela. Now i need advice on what to do with a cup full of my semen?

Go give it to Kimmie

She'll like that

did you drink what was in the cup?

She groses me out sometimes because she likes to gargle it for a while and blow bubbles with it. I remember one time i filled her kids' bubble blowing bottle with my semen. Shoulda seen those cute kids making white bubbles as i laughed histerically, Kimee too.. oh no wait, she didn't know about that...

Originally posted by DragonZero
i think i'll just stop making threads and stick too posting

Why dont you stop posting and stick to making threads......

He should learn how to use "to" "two" and "too" properly.

Originally posted by kaps
Why dont you stop posting and stick to making threads......




:-(

Originally posted by Mouse
She groses me out sometimes because she likes to gargle it for a while and blow bubbles with it. I remember one time i filled her kids' bubble blowing bottle with my semen. Shoulda seen those cute kids making white bubbles as i laughed histerically, Kimee too.. oh no wait, she didn't know about that...




that's just wrong keep her kids out of your sick ****in fantasies

Originally posted by Mouse
He should learn how to use "to" "two" and "too" properly.

rockstars use 2

lol, stop PMS'ing you whiney little *****.

i'm a rockstar

TTT

just becuz i can...

bwwahahahahaaa

and as we all can see Mouse is still a fu**ing sick man who needs to get help.....

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
TTT

just becuz i can...

bwwahahahahaaa


....and because of the fact that people still can't get over their art of making ****-boring threads, followed up with ass-lick 1 worded useless replies.

yes that tooooo.....

If my english was better I would make some interesting threads...:fu:

You should anyway.
If you have something to say dude, say it.

I can't do it because, I want to say a lot of thing and I can't say a half part of these...why? My english....
And because the most part of you are living in USA...you have a lot of common things....

well yer avatar still kicks ass so it's all good :)

hmmm well

Si usted desea hablar español, vaya directamente adelante y hágalo, mi amigo.

did i say that right?

Wow!! Perfect Arju!! with the graphic accent too: "hágalo"...But not, I preffer use the english, I need practice it....

Thanks Purity, I want my avs show the surreal side of this bored life....

i prefer mine to reflect the boring side of my surreal life

mmmmm...nice av too, what is it?...

and good sentence too Purity...

curly actually hooked me up w/ this one. i'm on the hunt 4 a new one now cause this one's about two months old

I was in a movie and met Michael Rooker. He was nice.

Threads about poop, nullos, ****, and being hungry always seem to go to the top.

that's because when you have jack**** for a subject then you open the doors for the whores.

I'll give it a swing.

Maybe I chose the wrong thread to make... :)

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Let me help with this one Purity and go one step further - how to make your posts as opposed to the threads themselves interesting.

- try to average more than one word per post
- try not to post the same thing in a thread more than once
- try to post your perspective in a little more detail. If you agree with someone, say why. If you don't, say why.
- your opinions, background, current events in your life, they all shape and define you as a person. And this is what makes your posts interesting.
- making your posts with perfect grammer, spelling and syntax is not required. this is relatively casual conversation. but coherency is required. if it doesn't make sense, expect to be LARTed.

- J.

Anyone play quake?

Originally posted by kaps
Anyone play quake?

This, ladies and germs, is a prime example of how to make your posts suck.

Highlighted by an incredibly boring poster with a ridiculuously high post count achieved by breaking every one of the suggestions I've outlined above!

- J.

Jake must suck at quake......

**** quake

Quake rules

no

Originally posted by The Spaniard
Wow!! Perfect Arju!! with the graphic accent too: "hágalo"...But not, I preffer use the english, I need practice it....



Ok cool thanks. :)

Whatever you want dude. :)