View Full Version : Yo, I got owned by a 12 year old kid yesterday
I was playing "smear the Queer" or "keep away" where whoever gets the ball gets tackled and man handled till they give up the ball and the same process insues untill someone is hurt or everyone it too tired to continue. I was playing with like 5 - 12 year olds and our daughter. To make a long story short. while abuseing the children with my bulk and my might, one of the kids ran behind me and pulled down my shorts and had me standing there in my skivies with all the other kids laughing "with" me.....
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Leather 09-29-2003, 08:54 AM Good morning Bzob...lol, you must be ashamed...
Leather 09-29-2003, 08:54 AM Didn't you crash his head against the nearest tree??....
I pulled off his shoes and dragged him around the front yard trying to pull his pants off
Fury Dragon 09-29-2003, 09:35 AM Hahahha. Just eat the children bro.
handjobs4dollars 09-29-2003, 10:48 AM Originally posted by Bzob
I pulled off his shoes and dragged him around the front yard trying to pull his pants off
call child servies.
wondermut 09-29-2003, 11:02 AM so they saw your skidmarks?
i was luckily wearing black undies
wondermut 09-29-2003, 11:10 AM Someone was watching over you.
I know, I was about 2 mins from freeballing yesterday too...
wondermut 09-29-2003, 11:23 AM Hahahhaha....****in perv ;)
Purity 09-29-2003, 12:04 PM reading this thread is not a good way to start the morning
:/
Curly Howard 09-29-2003, 12:19 PM Originally posted by Purity
reading this thread is not a good way to start the morning
:/
Wonder what the neighbors thought when the 6'4", 300 lb neighbor was standing out in his yard in his panties surrounded by young children. Can't believe the authorities weren't notified.
I kicked their 12 year old asses, i was bigger faster and smarter.
Bzob rules
Whoremaster B 09-29-2003, 01:21 PM just sounds like the kid caught a case of the slick.
from here on, humiliate that kid in front of the girls he has a crush on.
handjobs4dollars 09-29-2003, 01:22 PM Girls make me feel funny in my pants.
There were girls there to, i knocked them over as much as the boys...
Gman do you play Northen Michigan ever in Rugby?
handjobs4dollars 09-29-2003, 01:28 PM Nope one time the girls high school team played some girls for michigan and they got spanked. Some of those american girls were hot. Some were very nasty.
My !st cousin is playing for their Rugby team, I was just checking. I would have tried to check out a game if you guys played eachother
http://nmurugby.tripod.com/page1/index.html
This is his team
handjobs4dollars 09-29-2003, 01:53 PM Nope don't play him.
DragonZero 09-29-2003, 02:15 PM pwn3d!!!!!!!!!!!
norcalpimp 09-29-2003, 02:52 PM Originally posted by Zen420
Wonder what the neighbors thought when the 6'4", 300 lb neighbor was standing out in his yard in his panties surrounded by young children. Can't believe the authorities weren't notified.
LOL!! Modern daycare at work...
DragonZero 09-29-2003, 02:56 PM haahhahahahahaaa did the kids give you a wedgie too?
Bluecifer 09-29-2003, 02:56 PM Originally posted by Zen420
Wonder what the neighbors thought when the 6'4", 300 lb neighbor was standing out in his yard in his panties surrounded by young children. Can't believe the authorities weren't notified.
how about when they saw 6'4" Bzob trying to take that kids pants off!!! LMAO @penis check!!!! This thread has gone terribly wrong......
DragonZero 09-29-2003, 02:58 PM *shakes head in embarrassment for bzob*
I tried to rip his pants off but they would not come down....I knew i should have become a clergyman when i was younger...
nance 09-29-2003, 03:18 PM Originally posted by Bzob
I tried to rip his pants off but they would not come down....I knew i should have become a clergyman when i was younger...
Sounds like you had an um...... interesting weekend. HI:)
Bob picked Paul (the kid in question) by his feet and then by the bottom of his jeans, Paul was hanging upside down in mid air hanging on to his pants for dear life, he was worried about falling and breaking his neck, he was about 2 feet off the ground. At one time Bob had both boys hanging of his back around his neck like a monkey on a tree...after all this mess, my son comes home yesterday saying that his friends thought we were the best parents eva! hhahahaha
DragonZero 09-30-2003, 08:14 AM well thats a cool thing to hear i'd be proud
I am... they were all good kids, went to see the duplex with all 5
Curly Howard 09-30-2003, 08:32 AM Hi Kato, my you look lovely this morning. are those new slippers?
They look good on you
If rippin pants off 12 year old boys is wrong, i dont want to be right
handjobs4dollars 09-30-2003, 10:52 AM WELL YOUR NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD. WE KNOW THAT.
is that the best you could do?
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Hi Kato, my you look lovely this morning. are those new slippers?
They look good on you
Hey Curly love...I wish I could wear slippers to work, but no love, they are gym shoes, nikes cross trainers to be precise. I am however, wearing new panties!!! woo hooo
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