View Full Version : Yo, I got owned by a 12 year old kid yesterday


Bzob
09-29-2003, 08:51 AM
I was playing "smear the Queer" or "keep away" where whoever gets the ball gets tackled and man handled till they give up the ball and the same process insues untill someone is hurt or everyone it too tired to continue. I was playing with like 5 - 12 year olds and our daughter. To make a long story short. while abuseing the children with my bulk and my might, one of the kids ran behind me and pulled down my shorts and had me standing there in my skivies with all the other kids laughing "with" me.....


:(

Leather
09-29-2003, 08:54 AM
Good morning Bzob...lol, you must be ashamed...

Leather
09-29-2003, 08:54 AM
Didn't you crash his head against the nearest tree??....

Bzob
09-29-2003, 09:10 AM
I pulled off his shoes and dragged him around the front yard trying to pull his pants off

Fury Dragon
09-29-2003, 09:35 AM
Hahahha. Just eat the children bro.

handjobs4dollars
09-29-2003, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
I pulled off his shoes and dragged him around the front yard trying to pull his pants off

call child servies.

Bzob
09-29-2003, 10:56 AM
shut up...penis cheek

wondermut
09-29-2003, 11:02 AM
so they saw your skidmarks?

Bzob
09-29-2003, 11:04 AM
i was luckily wearing black undies

wondermut
09-29-2003, 11:10 AM
Someone was watching over you.

Bzob
09-29-2003, 11:13 AM
I know, I was about 2 mins from freeballing yesterday too...

wondermut
09-29-2003, 11:23 AM
Hahahhaha....****in perv ;)

Purity
09-29-2003, 12:04 PM
reading this thread is not a good way to start the morning

:/

Curly Howard
09-29-2003, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Purity
reading this thread is not a good way to start the morning

:/

Zen
09-29-2003, 12:19 PM
Wonder what the neighbors thought when the 6'4", 300 lb neighbor was standing out in his yard in his panties surrounded by young children. Can't believe the authorities weren't notified.

Bzob
09-29-2003, 01:17 PM
I kicked their 12 year old asses, i was bigger faster and smarter.

Bzob rules

Whoremaster B
09-29-2003, 01:21 PM
just sounds like the kid caught a case of the slick.

from here on, humiliate that kid in front of the girls he has a crush on.

handjobs4dollars
09-29-2003, 01:22 PM
Girls make me feel funny in my pants.

Bzob
09-29-2003, 01:24 PM
There were girls there to, i knocked them over as much as the boys...

Bzob
09-29-2003, 01:26 PM
Gman do you play Northen Michigan ever in Rugby?

handjobs4dollars
09-29-2003, 01:28 PM
Nope one time the girls high school team played some girls for michigan and they got spanked. Some of those american girls were hot. Some were very nasty.

Bzob
09-29-2003, 01:29 PM
My !st cousin is playing for their Rugby team, I was just checking. I would have tried to check out a game if you guys played eachother

Bzob
09-29-2003, 01:40 PM
http://nmurugby.tripod.com/page1/index.html

This is his team

handjobs4dollars
09-29-2003, 01:53 PM
Nope don't play him.

DragonZero
09-29-2003, 02:15 PM
pwn3d!!!!!!!!!!!

norcalpimp
09-29-2003, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
Wonder what the neighbors thought when the 6'4", 300 lb neighbor was standing out in his yard in his panties surrounded by young children. Can't believe the authorities weren't notified.

LOL!! Modern daycare at work...

Bzob
09-29-2003, 02:53 PM
:(

DragonZero
09-29-2003, 02:56 PM
haahhahahahahaaa did the kids give you a wedgie too?

Bluecifer
09-29-2003, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
Wonder what the neighbors thought when the 6'4", 300 lb neighbor was standing out in his yard in his panties surrounded by young children. Can't believe the authorities weren't notified.

how about when they saw 6'4" Bzob trying to take that kids pants off!!! LMAO @penis check!!!! This thread has gone terribly wrong......

DragonZero
09-29-2003, 02:58 PM
*shakes head in embarrassment for bzob*

Bzob
09-29-2003, 03:00 PM
I tried to rip his pants off but they would not come down....I knew i should have become a clergyman when i was younger...

nance
09-29-2003, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
I tried to rip his pants off but they would not come down....I knew i should have become a clergyman when i was younger...

Sounds like you had an um...... interesting weekend. HI:)

Kato
09-30-2003, 08:12 AM
Bob picked Paul (the kid in question) by his feet and then by the bottom of his jeans, Paul was hanging upside down in mid air hanging on to his pants for dear life, he was worried about falling and breaking his neck, he was about 2 feet off the ground. At one time Bob had both boys hanging of his back around his neck like a monkey on a tree...after all this mess, my son comes home yesterday saying that his friends thought we were the best parents eva! hhahahaha

DragonZero
09-30-2003, 08:14 AM
well thats a cool thing to hear i'd be proud

Kato
09-30-2003, 08:29 AM
I am... they were all good kids, went to see the duplex with all 5

Curly Howard
09-30-2003, 08:32 AM
Hi Kato, my you look lovely this morning. are those new slippers?
They look good on you

Bzob
09-30-2003, 10:36 AM
If rippin pants off 12 year old boys is wrong, i dont want to be right

handjobs4dollars
09-30-2003, 10:52 AM
WELL YOUR NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD. WE KNOW THAT.

Bzob
09-30-2003, 10:54 AM
is that the best you could do?

Kato
10-01-2003, 06:42 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Hi Kato, my you look lovely this morning. are those new slippers?
They look good on you

Hey Curly love...I wish I could wear slippers to work, but no love, they are gym shoes, nikes cross trainers to be precise. I am however, wearing new panties!!! woo hooo