right down your line and i will tell you if it's affective or not.

ok here's a cheesy one....i walk up to a girl and say excuse me you dropped something...she says i did what? ...then i say your smile beautiful believe it or not that has worked a few times

Originally posted by cybill
right down your line and i will tell you if it's affective or not.

Shut the **** up and go spread your legs, whore.

I have an enormous penis.

Originally posted by Squezze
I have an enormous penis.

I would say that then show them a picture.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I would say that then show them a picture.




why did you leave your **** at home in the drawer?

Originally posted by DragonZero
why did you leave your **** at home in the drawer?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha
nbd2uqbo3bd2

The funniest thing about your post is that right after I made my post about showing the chick a picture of my ****....I thought to myself......self, why would you carry around a picture of your **** when it's right ****ing there?????? I was just hoping no one would catch on.........guess you did.

You're not stoned right now.....are you?

nope sober as hell

Originally posted by DragonZero
nope sober as hell

Wow, amazing how much more "on the ball" you are when you're not fried, eh?

yah that's true i'm much more aware when i'm sober

fried. weed. cool.

I carry around a picture of my ****. Just in case it gets severed in some sorta freak accident. That way they'll reattach the proper penis to my crotch area. I don't want anybody elses dick dangling between my legs. No sir.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
fried. weed. cool.

I just called your cell phone......I'm sure you know that by now......and just don't give a ****.

*******

Originally posted by Squezze
I carry around a picture of my ****. Just in case it gets severed in some sorta freak accident. That way they'll reattach the proper penis to my crotch area. I don't want anybody elses dick dangling between my legs. No sir.





also if you lose it somehow you have a pic you can show poeple and they can help you find it

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Shut the **** up and go spread your legs, whore.

my brother is a baseball nut and he figured out who you are - nobody.

ok. women like money. if you have money, just go introduce yourselves and don't say much. if you don't have money, you better be funny.

Originally posted by cybill
my brother is a baseball nut and he figured out who you are - nobody.

I never played pro-baseball. What the **** are you talking about, slut?

Originally posted by cybill
ok. women like money. if you have money, just go introduce yourselves and don't say much. if you don't have money, you better be funny.

Spoken like a true money grubbing, **** sucking, leg spreading, cum swallowing, fake ass, worthless whore of a woman.

Its a dude Tanner

Originally posted by cybill
my brother is a baseball nut and he figured out who you are - nobody.




this makes absolutely no sense

Originally posted by DragonZero
this makes absolutely no sense

Actually, it does kind of make sense......because I AM NOBODY. Wow, your "brother" couldn't find any info on me.....Well, gee.....I highly doubt they keep records on a high school player that played one year of Junior College ball........Congratulations, 007....you and your brother are modern day Inspector Gadgets.......whore

hahaahaahahhaahahahahaha pwn3d!!!!!!!!!1

I still think you're special Tanner.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I still think you're special Tanner.

Thanks, Carl......I think cybill is special too.....in a non-female kind of way.

hmmm could it be possible cybil is didi duecy?

Originally posted by DragonZero
hmmm could it be possible cybil is didi duecy?

No No No No.....Her "brother" found Global.....he's a fan of MMA.........but, he never posts?? Strange...

lol yah i see what your sayin

Originally posted by DragonZero
hmmm could it be possible cybil is didi duecy?

what's a didi duecy?

Originally posted by cybill
what's a didi duecy?

Why are you ignoring me, cunt?

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Why are you ignoring me, cunt?

i'm not ignoring you. what did you say?

Read all my posts on page two, slut. You made an ignorant statement about your "brother" not knowing anything about my baseball "career". I responded and you never got back to me on it, whore. Why?

Oh, I also pointed out how I know your a man or just some stupid slut that we probably banned from this forum before.

Please, enlighten us.....

Am I going to fast for you? Sorry, I tend to do that to people on here. I'll slow down for you if needed, you worthless gash.

a r e w e t o s ll o w 4 u ?

ok, my brother thinks your this rhoden guy's son and he said that your dad is wondering if you or the cat is going to move out first. that's kind of mean and even though you're a dickhead sometimes, that's too mean so forget it. does that make any sense?

cybill post naked pictures of you

Originally posted by cybill
ok, my brother thinks your this rhoden guy's son and he said that your dad is wondering if you or the cat is going to move out first. that's kind of mean and even though you're a dickhead sometimes, that's too mean so forget it. does that make any sense?

Yes, I am Rick Rhoden's son. My only claim to fame is through my father. Go to google.com, whore..and type in "Rick Rhoden"......all sorts of **** will pop up including my name at the bottom of "some" of his profiles.

Ok, the part about the cat is just lame. I'm in CA right now visiting my mom, super gash. My dad has three cats in FL...........Humphrey, Bogart and Little Girl. Which cat were you speaking of? Because your whole me or the cat moving out line was just ****ing lame and would never make anyone but yourself laugh. If that was your goal, making yourself laugh, mission accomplished.

Now, back to your worthless existence on this little place I like to call earth. You come on a "Mixed Martial Arts" forum and say that your "brother" found it for you. Where the christ is he then? What's his user name? This is one of the worst forum user stories I have ever heard. I'm used to a lot of people pretending to be someone they really aren't but this is ri****ulous. EVERYONE here knows you're not who you say you are. No, your "brother" did not find this place. It's possibly that you are a female.......but, I highly doubt it.....like I said before....possibly some worthless cunt gash whore that someone here banned before.......and this was the only way you could get back on the forum.........or, maybe you're just some dumb **** guy who get's a kick out of pretending to be a woman on a public forum.

Whatever the case may be......you're a sad case............may you catch a horrible disease and die a slow death, slut.

after that one i'd just go hide my head in the sand

cybill post naked pictures of yourself

come on cybil who's your brother? lsg?

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Yes, I am Rick Rhoden's son. My only claim to fame is through my father. Go to google.com, whore..and type in "Rick Rhoden"......all sorts of **** will pop up including my name at the bottom of "some" of his profiles.

Ok, the part about the cat is just lame. I'm in CA right now visiting my mom, super gash. My dad has three cats in FL...........Humphrey, Bogart and Little Girl. Which cat were you speaking of? Because your whole me or the cat moving out line was just ****ing lame and would never make anyone but yourself laugh. If that was your goal, making yourself laugh, mission accomplished.

Now, back to your worthless existence on this little place I like to call earth. You come on a "Mixed Martial Arts" forum and say that your "brother" found it for you. Where the christ is he then? What's his user name? This is one of the worst forum user stories I have ever heard. I'm used to a lot of people pretending to be someone they really aren't but this is ri****ulous. EVERYONE here knows you're not who you say you are. No, your "brother" did not find this place. It's possibly that you are a female.......but, I highly doubt it.....like I said before....possibly some worthless cunt gash whore that someone here banned before.......and this was the only way you could get back on the forum.........or, maybe you're just some dumb **** guy who get's a kick out of pretending to be a woman on a public forum.

Whatever the case may be......you're a sad case............may you catch a horrible disease and die a slow death, slut.

you sound upset. i'm sorry i was just teasing you. i didn't know so let's just go back to joking around ok?

my brother is into karate. his big guy is parker (with the silver hair). my ex boyfriend is into it too so i asked him if there was some internet thing that talked about it because i always liked when they talked about it. so, here i am. he's not very talkative like i am. he uses his computer mostly for school and games and music but he lets me use it whenever he isn't. sometimes he can be a little jerk but most of the time he is really nice. i think if you got to know him you'd really like him. well anyway that's how i got here.:)

Originally posted by cybill
you sound upset. i'm sorry i was just teasing you. i didn't know so let's just go back to joking around ok?

my brother is into karate. his big guy is parker (with the silver hair). my ex boyfriend is into it too so i asked him if there was some internet thing that talked about it because i always liked when they talked about it. so, here i am. he's not very talkative like i am. he uses his computer mostly for school and games and music but he lets me use it whenever he isn't. sometimes he can be a little jerk but most of the time he is really nice. i think if you got to know him you'd really like him. well anyway that's how i got here.:)

Me, get upset? HAHAHAHAHA....no...not even close......this is how I post......It turns me on to bag on worthless individuals, such as yourself.......so, pay attention.

So, wait a minute. Did your karate brother or your quiet ex-boyfriend tell you about Global MMA? Your story is changing.

Why would your "karate brother" or "ex quiet boyfriend" tell you to come to Global? Now, this isn't a rip on global or anything but this isn't exactly the most happening place. It's a small community or people who all, more or less, know each other in real life. How in the holy hell would your "brother" and or "ex quiet boyfriend" tell you about global instead of Sherdog, The UG, Max Fighting, MMA Weekly or FC fighter? That too makes no sense.

And what's this, if I got to know your "brother" I would like him bull****? Why the **** would I want to meet figment? I meet figment everynight when I close my eyes and have sex with Britney Spears. I need your friendship and your "brothers" like I need my **** cut off.

i have no idea what your talking about.

Originally posted by cybill
i have no idea what your talking about.

Of course you don't.........you're an ignoramus. I expect this from you.

ok whatever.

naked pictures still needed

How about just a picture......but, even with that we can't verify if it's real or not.

Originally posted by astroboy
naked pictures still needed




haahahahahahhaha ****in astro a true perv after my own heart

Originally posted by cybill
ok whatever.
http://www.victoriaspecialolympics.com/Thumbs%20up.jpg

Yeah, cybill's a smart one.

How about this one...

" Hi, my names jeremy."

...it's got a 50-50 ratio going.

Originally posted by Lucko
How about this one...

" Hi, my names jeremy."

...it's got a 50-50 ratio going.




please have someone break all your fingers so you can never post again

hahaha

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:?: ....wow.....

Did I ever mention that I'm really a woman?

Originally posted by cybill
what's a didi duecy?

look up Cybill in the dictionary.