HE SPANKED HIM!!!!!! RANDY ****ING SPANKED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RANDY THE IMMORTAL COUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!

ORTIZ IS CRYING!!!!!!!

RANDY RANDY RANDY RANDY RANDY!!!!!!!!!!

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Randy ****ing Couture!!!!!!!! Couture.............Randy..........****ing Couture..........Randy ****ing Couture............Mr.America.........Couture. ****!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSS

could you pm me who won all the matches?

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COUTURE SPANKED HIM

Not just beat up, but I mean that literaly. He spanked him. Sakuraba style

HE SPANKED TITO ORTIZ!!!!!!!

I picked Randy but I didn't think he would own him like that. Incredible fight. I thought it would be a lot closer. I will give props to Tito for sticking around and putting the belt on Randy and not making up a bunch of lame excuses. Glad to see he's a better looser than winner.

Originally posted by Creed
COUTURE SPANKED HIM

Not just beat up, but I mean that literaly. He spanked him. Sakuraba style

HE SPANKED TITO ORTIZ!!!!!!!

I'm sure the Tito nut huggers will say he tapped.

tell me who won all the matches!

Originally posted by Tom
tell me who won all the matches!

WHO CARES?

ORTIZ WAS PWN3D!!!!111!!!1

Originally posted by Tom
tell me who won all the matches!
You've got a PM

Randy tapped... please God, let it be true.

But anyways... man, was I wrong. Complete and utter dominance by Randy. I mean, he took Tito's back , what, 3 times? Unreal. I think Tito may have had 30 seconds of semi-effective offense with some knees to the body, and nothing more. All props go to the #1 LHW in the world, Randy "The Natual" Couture.



Well, at least Andrei is bringing my dream of dual Russian (or, at least former Soviet block nationalists) HW champs to fruition. But I still shed a tear for Tito... and Uno. ****.

COOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best EVA!!!!!

I could not be happier right now

Originally posted by Curly Howard
You've got a PM

thanks man!

*points to av*

WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Originally posted by lightweight
COOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best EVA!!!!!


I was thinking of you while Randy was spanking Ortiz. I was thinking "Lightweight is probably crying from laughing so hard right now"

Originally posted by Creed
I was thinking of you while Randy was spanking Ortiz. I was thinking "Lightweight is probably crying from laughing so hard right now" :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2:




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH

Next?

Andre or Mir for Syliva
Vitor for Randy

honestly though, I say Randy retires and walks off into the sunset. Not gonna happen, but its good for movies

Andrei is the ****ing hulk

no

He is too small for Syliva and the style match up is bad.

Syliva needs to fight someone that can sub him in a way that will avoid the possiblity of him powering out of it. Thoses men are Frank Mir and Nog

Mir would beat Andrei

Originally posted by Creed
He is too small for Syliva and the style match up is bad.

Syliva needs to fight someone that can sub him in a way that will avoid the possiblity of him powering out of it. Thoses men are Frank Mir and Nog

And thats a question of if they can LAST long enough.

Niether one is gonna take him down, which means pulling guard, and that means BOMBS from the top

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/340345/tito2.jpg

Someone do a results for the home page. I gotta go to bed. Work in the morning.

How can you guys have a rational conversation right now??????? I'm still flipping out!!!

RANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Where's Kaps and Dogg?

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/340345/tito2.jpg

Couture spanked him like a redheaded stepchild.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/340345/tito1.jpg

How so you make results

lol i liked when Randy spanked his ass

this was the greatest moment in mma history HE ****ING SPANKED HIM THENM TITO CRIED I CAN NOW DIE A HAPPY MAN

now watch all the tito nuthuggers jump off the bandwagon

lol, i have nothing to say but....yay

i swear i danced the jig after the fight i was so happy

Randy was persistant....questioned by no one

Me:

http://www.hvrsd.k12.nj.us/timberlane/home/dances/breakdance.gif

man i could tell from the opening bell that randy was gonna own tito it was obvious tito couldn't do anything

:- l

:-)

I just want to say that even though Randy dominated, spanked, humiliated, and made Tito cry, Tito showed heart and didn't tap, and I respect that. I thought he would've tapped.

yah true also what i respect is that tito acted like a man after crying and went and shook his hand and put the belt around his waist that was true sportsmanship something tito has never shown

http://216.131.64.147/temp/ufc44/titovrandy1.jpg

wondermut...where did you find the pics of tito crying ?

i didnt find em...it was beezle i think

or actually bub where did ya find em?please tell me i need pics of it

In honor of Randy I've changed my av again.

hahahahahahahaaha that is great lightweight can i talk you into making me one i would but i don't know how

I don't know, you put seraph through hell and don't even use the 50 av's he made.

What would you want?

i want one of the actual spanking if it's even possible yet and i do use seraph's av's i just change em alot

After YEARS of Tito and his fans' bull****, I am thoroughly enjoying this night.

Tito got EVERYTHING he deserved tonight. So much for "TNT AND DY-NO-MITE"!!!

This was the greatest night in UFC history.

http://www.you-are-a-huge-nerd.com/public/freepix/TitoCries.JPG

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I picked Randy but I didn't think he would own him like that. Incredible fight. I thought it would be a lot closer. I will give props to Tito for sticking around and putting the belt on Randy and not making up a bunch of lame excuses. Glad to see he's a better looser than winner.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Someone do a results for the home page. I gotta go to bed. Work in the morning.

Nevermind I did it........again

http://www.beatd0wn.com/spanking.gif

The single greatest animated gif EVER.

hahahaha!!

thankx casper is that 4 me? if so can it be resized so i can use it on here?

Randy was awesome last night, total domination.

Okay, okay, I'm here, I wasnt on Last night because I had to jam to work as soon as it was over. Let me clear a few things up, Randy Couture is the undisputed LHW champ, he dominated Tito the entire fight, awesome. Somebody said somthing about people jumping off the Tito bandwagon? I will always be a Tito fan, Always. Murilo was crying after the Rampage fight, did you guys say anything about that when it happened? Didnt think so. Suprised Tito didnt tap? I'm not, he was never hurt, he was taking a hell of alot of punishment but he was never really hurt. I was smiling thru that whole match, I even jumped up and cheered when Randy got that first takedown. Nobody will beat Randy at 205 for now. I wasnt as impressed with Randy as I was dissapointed in Tito. But I give props when it is due. Randy Couture, Undisputed Light Heavyweight Champion.........

Oh, and Dragon, you cant use that as an avatar until Curly decides its okay......

Originally posted by kaps
Murilo was crying after the Rampage fight, did you guys say anything about that when it happened? Didnt think so.

Murilo didn't bash other fighters for it though, did he? Tito went on about how Vitor was mentally weak because he cried after his fight, but then Tito frowns up and cries when he lost...

At this point in time I still consider him an ass. He was up until the fight, and although he lost graciously I don't think his next win will be as humbling. I'll have to wait and see.

Originally posted by Creed
I could not be happier right now

I was so ****ing happily stunned that I jolted all over the TV. This like a dream come true for the best 205 lb fighter in the world.

Originally posted by DragonZero
this was the greatest moment in mma history HE ****ING SPANKED HIM THENM TITO CRIED I CAN NOW DIE A HAPPY MAN

Then do it quickly lol. Anyway, I agree with you. Randy spanky tito and making him cry= best ownage EVA!!!!

Originally posted by kaps
Oh, and Dragon, you cant use that as an avatar until Curly decides its okay......




ok cool thats why i waited till i heard it was cool

wow. that blew everyone away.

i think it's safe to say that nobody has seen more well-earned glory in ufc history then randy.

thats right there no one in ufc that can even say they've fought the caliber of oppenants randy has

kinda like what sak is to pride.

yah kinda but really i think randy has still fought more quality oopenants then sak has and hasn't lost half as many fights either

What?

yah go check saks record out he has tons of losses well maybe not tons but quite a few

ok i have to retract my early statement on sak i was made aware i was wrong by kaps therefore i retract my previous statement and give sak his due props

He has 6 losses, 5 from heavyer strikers and one fluke........

DJkapsul: go to the thread and repent for your sins against sakuraba

done i've repented

the ass beating tito took was long over due. the biggest mistake tito made was not fighting chuck. if he would have fought chuck he might have won and randy wouldn't even be fighting in light heavy weight class. seeing tito on his back and taking forearms to the face was the greatest thing i ever seen watching mma next seeing ricco lose his belt.

Originally posted by ronnie dobbs
the ass beating tito took was long over due. the biggest mistake tito made was not fighting chuck. if he would have fought chuck he might have won and randy wouldn't even be fighting in light heavy weight class. seeing tito on his back and taking forearms to the face was the greatest thing i ever seen watching mma next seeing ricco lose his belt.

:lovers:

That was the best thing i have ever seen. Me Tanner and Ensanity couldnt sit while we watched this fight, it was perfect. And blake, vitor 3.0 will be next.

Man I picked it right from the start.

Man I was at a bar that played it. The place was packed. All you could hear was the UFC because Half the people in there knew Jorge Reveira. Evertime he landed the place went crazy.

Then a couple of my old Judo buddies came. I guess 2 of them trained with Caro Perysian. So they started getting rowdy after Caros impressive victory.

But once couture was on, all hell broke loose. The place was so loud nobody could help but look what all the fuss was about.

What was funny was there was only 2 Tito fans in the whole place. Amazing night.