Live weigh-ins on ESPNnews Thursday at 4:10 pm PSTD!!!
9-25-03 will live in infamy for the UFC. Finally the UFC is on the #1 sports show in the world! ESPN make the UFC LEGIT!!!

ttt

****ing awesome. Just in time for my lunch break. Most excellent news!

http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13845

damn, its not on my ESPN

I'm gonna pretend this thread isn't 5 threads down on the first page you friggin' 'tard.

Wow, that's great. wooohooo

A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”

“Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”

So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.

The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”

it was short but it got on a national network.