is the movie like the ads or are they trying to fake us out?

all women fake it.

:-|

Originally posted by juzre
all women fake it.

just with you honey.

Pwn3d!

yes i set myself up for that one.

yah sure did walked right in to that one

fuggit, least i get mine if they do fake! hehe

YEP long as i nut i don't care she better get herself off

instead of trying to fake, why not focus on the moment and enjoy it? or at least attempt to correct the situation so you will enjoy it. I wont give you an oscar for faking. you just get nothing.

yah except a pearl necklace

women fake it because we always think that maybe this time it will be good. when we find out it's the same old ****, we fake it so mr. exstacy will hurry up and leave.

see if women were more truthful and told the man what they were doing wrong you women wouldn't have this problem instead you decide to be lying decieving *****es and and end up unsatisfied which you deserve

its not hard to please a woman, they just have to tell you what they want and how, its simple. we arent mind readers. i know how to listen and learn.

Originally posted by DragonZero
see if women were more truthful and told the man what they were doing wrong you women wouldn't have this problem instead you decide to be lying decieving *****es and and end up unsatisfied which you deserve

you said it nicer than i did! heheheh

women like mood. telling some ape like clod how to please a woman for the first time is more like changing diapers.

Originally posted by cybill
women like mood. telling some ape like clod how to please a woman for the first time is more like changing diapers.




then stop dating apes and come back to the human race

once again that is why you have to communicate, each women has their own likes, its wasy to be a guy, you are satisfied easily. But each woman likes the atmoshere and the act different. Then some wonder why they arent pleased. Could you all confer with each other and make a list?

Originally posted by juzre
once again that is why you have to communicate, each women has their own likes, its wasy to be a guy, you are satisfied easily. But each woman likes the atmoshere and the act different. Then some wonder why they arent pleased. Could you all confer with each other and make a list?





very good point you women are just too damn picky for your own good sometimes come back from never never land and get back to reality not every man will treat your ass like a princess sorry ladies we aren't knights in shining armor

i guess what i'm saying is that there are plenty of men who have it figured out. how complicated is you find it and you lick it?

my armor is at the dry cleaners.

Originally posted by cybill
i guess what i'm saying is that there are plenty of men who have it figured out. how complicated is you find it and you lick it?

I do that, its not that hard to do. You were talking about atmosphere and ****. Im jsut saying talk to the other person, tell the dude what you want, and he will serve you up some, if he dont, go find one who will.

Originally posted by DragonZero
we aren't knights in shining armor

**** i can lick you raw still doesn't mean that you'll come i ain't gonna have my tongue amputated because i ate it for 7 hours and you still haven't cum

Originally posted by cybill
i guess what i'm saying is that there are plenty of men who have it figured out. how complicated is you find it and you lick it?

He already said "teach me".....that's a big step for most men. And he is right. They aren't mind readers. You have to tell them what your likes and dislikes are. When they do something right, communicate it. When they do something wrong, let them know. Men and women need to communicate clearly. I've been married 18 years and my husband is still learning....of course he is of Polish and German descent....stubborn.....very stubborn. :)

exactly mom that's what i've been trying to say

Originally posted by madcrewmom
He already said "teach me".....that's a big step for most men. And he is right. They aren't mind readers. You have to tell them what your likes and dislikes are. When they do something right, communicate it. When they do something wrong, let them know. Men and women need to communicate clearly. I've been married 18 years and my husband is still learning....of course he is of Polish and German descent....stubborn.....very stubborn. :)

thank you, i learned this in my 24 years, its not like we aim not to please. We just want to know how, but if you just stay silent and go with the flow, nothing will be solved. Hey im not to proud to ask what she wants, makes my job easier, and its more enjoyable when they actualy like it.

Originally posted by juzre
thank you, i learned this in my 24 years, its not like we aim not to please. We just want to know how, but if you just stay silent and go with the flow, nothing will be solved. Hey im not to proud to ask what she wants, makes my job easier, and its more enjoyable when they actualy like it.

EXACTLY!!! If we enjoy it more, you enjoy it more. And again and again and again.....lol.:noangel:

hehe i couldnt have said it better myself!

correct if there's no communication there's no satisfaction

Originally posted by cybill
women fake it because we always think that maybe this time it will be good. when we find out it's the same old ****, we fake it so mr. exstacy will hurry up and leave.

Do the rest of the women on these boards a favor, and only include yourself in that ridiculous statement. You are a piss poor example of the female world from what you've posted insofar. Which is O.K. to these boys on here, you give them plenty of ammo to feed upon.:nonono:

Originally posted by norcalpimp
Do the rest of the women on these boards a favor, and only include yourself in that ridiculous statement. You are a piss poor example of the female world from what you've posted insofar. Which is O.K. to these boys on here, you give them plenty of ammo to feed upon.:nonono:





:lovers:

Originally posted by norcalpimp
Do the rest of the women on these boards a favor, and only include yourself in that ridiculous statement. You are a piss poor example of the female world from what you've posted insofar. Which is O.K. to these boys on here, you give them plenty of ammo to feed upon.:nonono:

*APPLAUSE*

CUBS WIN!!!! Hay!

go away

Originally posted by DragonZero
go away

Hay, i once saw a dragon, it peed on a lizard.

Originally posted by DragonZero
go away

DZ, let him hijack this piece of **** thread. hell, it ought to be exterminated.

gay please die

Hay, Im already dead, i smoked hasish with Ghandi yesterday.

Originally posted by norcalpimp
DZ, let him hijack this piece of **** thread. hell, it ought to be exterminated.




your right

Hay, I once ate a piece of ****. It had corns in it.

Originally posted by Harry Caray
Hay, I once ate a piece of ****. It had corns in it.

Harry, I'd like to see you troll the **** outta this thread. Parazit was once great at posting 10 posts at a time, can you do the same? Are you man enuf?

HAY, i once had a pair a zits. They were on my white hairy ass.

HAY, if potatoes could talk, i would bet they would condem hinduism.

he can't do it he can't be me

Harry, thats nice. You and I are the same age, and only a few days apart for b-days. Just when I thought you and I had nothing in common.

HAY, vegitables do wonders for the rectum.

Originally posted by norcalpimp
Harry, thats nice. You and I are the same age, and only a few days apart for b-days. Just when I thought you and I had nothing in common.

HAY, for my birthday worms will be eating my skin for food.

You go Cary!!!!

Originally posted by Harry Caray
HAY, for my birthday worms will be eating my skin for food.

Planning a suicide? Can we watch?

Hay, if you freeze your penis in the freezer, it will turn your semen into a nice urinal cake.

don't fall for it

HAY, Im already dead, but if i could kill myself again, i would die eating horseraddish.

HAY, Martha Stewart is really Abe Vigota in drag.

Originally posted by Harry Caray
HAY, Im already dead, but if i could kill myself again, i would die eating horseraddish.

What about wasabi?

HAY, I like the sound a tortise makes when he is having sex with a lobster.

HAY, wasabi is made for the children to spread in the sewers of Peru.

HAY, Ballpark franks plump when you cook them cause they are the penises of goats.

HAY, my money is on Cybill being a man who like to take it in the rear.

HAY, if i could go to outer space i would go to Mexico.

HAY, if niagra is a falls, where is it falling?

seriously your posts are **** i thought mine were bad

CUBS WIN CUBS WIN!!

Originally posted by DragonZero
seriously your posts are **** i thought mine were bad

Y'know, Harry has all the trademarks of Jack Putz or Bruce Lovely. This smells very fishy indeed...

you know your right hmmmmmm

From the av to the name to the absurd, yet deliberate posts, -no other team posted like that than jack or Bruce. Why hasn't he posted then??

good question show yourself

Originally posted by DragonZero
good question show yourself

He won't. I'm betting that we just got a surprise visit from one of the two.

Bruce, give me a hollar at my email address thru Sherdog. -Chels

This thread got hijacked way to ****ing fast. ...The Underworld ads kick ass. I'm drawn to pretty much any vampire movie as is, the producers of Underworld just made it that much more of an enjoyable topic.

yah ****in harry caray

Harry is neither Jack or Bruce. This **** had me cracking up, you people need to watch more SNL.......

Originally posted by Mouse
This thread got hijacked way to ****ing fast. ...The Underworld ads kick ass. I'm drawn to pretty much any vampire movie as is, the producers of Underworld just made it that much more of an enjoyable topic.

thanks for answering my original question. have you seen the movie yet?

if the rest of you want to know what i seriously think about the other subject, you should have started a thread about it.

HAY, last time i had sex was 1942 with a puerto riccan man named Bucho.

Originally posted by Harry Caray
HAY, last time i had sex was 1942 with a puerto riccan man named Bucho.

Bruce

Its not Bruce. Hay Harry, if you where a hotdog and you got hungry would you eat yourself?

Chode Muff?

I think Harry's pretty entertaining. He kind of reminds me of Brian fellows.

HAY, my little midget who i beat like a monkey is names Brian.