That's right, guys!!!!! It's on!!!!!! As of today's writing, we're 3 days away from watching someone get their ****ing head ripped off and their ****ing soul taken out and their ****ing BELTS TAKEN THE **** AWAY, as UFC 44 is gonna be ON AND CRACKIN up in HousE^x0.

Do I really need to go over all the people that are invited? If you know how to get to my house, be there. If you're gonna be in the area and you wanna show up, hit me up for directions. If you can't make it, lemme know in this thread, since the other one got buried pretty quick. We'll have that **** on Tivo for all the late arrivals.

The event starts at like 6, but I'm gonna be tokin up MAD style from like 5 on. Since I am unemployed, all contributions to the Dave Hojak Needs Help Paying For This **** Fund are mucho appreciated. We'll be partying till people stop hittin the floor or everyone leaves.

Okay what time should I get there at?

ok cool most likely i'm there

:- !

Dammit, Dave, I just can't make it. It costs too much to fly from Montana to your neck of the woods. Just as well, we'd probably wind up in the sack.

or he would be licking your head.......

Originally posted by Bzob
or he would be licking your head.......

Intriguing thought...Dave's a Scorpio, so he's got all the weird sex **** covered.

i want bzob there so i can slap him in his bald head

Could somebody pay me a travel to USA??....

*Answer is not needed*

Originally posted by DragonZero
i want bzob there so i can slap him in his bald head

:nonono:

Originally posted by Bzob
:nonono:





:bounce:

NO!

yes it would be fun

hmmm.....

Is it cool if I show up drunk with piss on my pants?

http://www.globalmma.net/forums/avatar.php?userid=547&dateline=1064004671

your avatar kills me. hahahahahahahaha

my avatar makes me horny

I'll be there on time now. No more atkins market job.....gay ass ****.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I'll be there on time now. No more atkins market job.....gay ass ****. what the **** happened. lol

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I'll be there on time now. No more atkins market job.....gay ass ****.





hahaahaha see ya there

Originally posted by DragonZero
hahaahaha see ya there youre going?!?!?!

cool

yep 95% sure i'll be there

Originally posted by DragonZero
yep 95% sure i'll be there niiice...ill be there...99.9999999976589999% sure

Originally posted by The Ensanity
niiice...ill be there...99.9999999976589999% sure





only 99.999999976589999% sure not 99.99999999876999%?

Originally posted by DragonZero
only 99.999999976589999% sure not 99.99999999876999%? I might have to take Saddam to Bin LAden's house...I hate those *******s

K, placing bets begins, current odds are 65:1 that DragonZero will NOT show up.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
K, placing bets begins, current odds are 65:1 that DragonZero will NOT show up.





yes there is a chance i might not be able to make it depends on me getting my check in time but if you knew as much as you think you did you'd know i told ghost that earlier today

I quit that gay ass ****ty ****ter job.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Is it cool if I show up drunk with piss on my pants?

javi, you are gay. please dont come.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I quit that gay ass ****ty ****ter job. what was soooo bad?

i am there for sure, unless i die in a car accident on the way there.

My friend wanted to hit up Di Vangs friday night.. maybe i'll stop by though... Dave, PM me the address.

Ill be at home, then at work, have fun. $5 for the first person who Heel Hooks dragonzero with photo evidence.......

*thinking of running away early and going to a party*

Originally posted by kaps
Ill be at home, then at work, have fun. $5 for the first person who Heel Hooks dragonzero with photo evidence.......

:)

i don't care i do not tap if someone gets my heel they better rip it off cause i'm gonna bring the pain

$10 if you do this......

http://www.boutreview.com/data/img/1048955831.jpg

haahahaahahahahaha you ****err

Originally posted by juzre
i am there for sure, unless i die in a car accident on the way there.

Considering your luck within the last year, you ought to be stating better odds for yourself....

with the way my luck is going, i will be lucky if that doesnt happen.

Originally posted by juzre
with the way my luck is going, i will be lucky if that doesnt happen.

Screw Sacto, come on up here. You are more than welcome to stay at my house.:cool: :)

Can't.

I look so pretty in eyeshadow. :lovers:

Originally posted by DragonZero
i don't care i do not tap if someone gets my heel they better rip it off cause i'm gonna bring the pain


Heelhooks are nasty. If someone gets it right and you dont tap you will 100% have an injury!

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
javi, you are gay. please dont come.

BALLS DEEP IN YOUR ASS.

Originally posted by wondermut
Heelhooks are nasty. If someone gets it right and you dont tap you will 100% have an injury!





i know maybe i'm just retarded but i refuse to tap unless im about to lose my life

Originally posted by kaps
$10 if you do this......

http://www.boutreview.com/data/img/1048955831.jpg

No takers? Okay, okay, $20 with photographic evidence.....

ok what if i do that to someone?

Ill give you the money.......Only if you do it on Blake....

deal

I will be there dave, i need you to pick me up at LAX at like 5:30pm

you ain't going no **** allowed

bet me money i won't be there

noooooooooooo **** there goes the party

Too bad I cant make it down Ben......

this party just got real gay with him going

i might be gay on here but in real life i'm cool

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i might be gay on here but in real life i'm cool





**** i hope so

you better not be gay, i aint gonna have my **** pushed in.

sure you will Juzre, you love it.

no the ****can is offlimits.

alright

if he starts with the gay **** we'll just snap his ankles

word, or old yeller him.

werd

Originally posted by kaps
Ill give you the money.......Only if you do it on Blake....

...

blake i will be your crippled body guard. I will always love you.

i wouldn't worry about me i'll be too high and drunk to give a **** about anything like that

Originally posted by juzre
blake i will be your crippled body guard. I will always love you.

::lovers::

Originally posted by The Golden Bear
::lovers::

http://users.skynet.be/concertino/love%20is%20in%20the%20air.gif

blake and justin sittin in a tree F UC K I N G

YAY!

Damn, Justin i we have posted with each other for like a year now? You have been down many times and now get to see you... you suck

no its adams fault, he never called you when i was down. ill be down a lot more as i heal up so its all gravy. baby! hehe

and no blake, i swallow

Good news.

Cuz I am gay.

i am gay for you my love rhino.

wtf?? *leaves thread*

you guys see Johnathon Ivey's people's elbow move?

its on badbreed.tv

I only said that because there is no way in the world he can do that to you Bear.....

that was funny as hell, and he actually hit it too.

Originally posted by kaps
I only said that because there is no way in the world he can do that to you Bear.....




**** don't give me a challenge cause i'll do it soon as i see him

Originally posted by DragonZero
**** don't give me a challenge cause i'll do it soon as i see him

please, dont fool yourself.

Originally posted by The Golden Bear
please, dont fool yourself.







:fart:

Originally posted by DragonZero
**** don't give me a challenge cause i'll do it soon as i see him

Ok, I challenge you to eat an 8 x 8 animal style that night....as soon as I see you.

whats an 8x8 animal style?

Its a burger with 8 pattys loaded with cheese, lettuce, Tomatos, and other **** from one of the ****tiest fast food places ever.....

we shall see young ones

Originally posted by kaps
Its a burger with 8 pattys loaded with cheese, lettuce, Tomatos, and other **** from one of the ****tiest fast food places ever.....

That sounds ****ing good

i might not be there that night my nizzys, ill try but i doubt it.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
i might not be there that night my nizzys, ill try but i doubt it.

I'm convinced now that you and I are not going to meet up while I;m here.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Ok, I challenge you to eat an 8 x 8 animal style that night....as soon as I see you.

Tanner, didn't you want to fight Mr. Zero?

Originally posted by Tom
Tanner, didn't you want to fight Mr. Zero?

Yeah, I'd fight him.......I;m sure some people will be rolling after the fights. I'll gladly roll with him.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Yeah, I'd fight him.......I;m sure some people will be rolling after the fights. I'll gladly roll with him.





this sounded really gay

A solid right would be nice too.

Originally posted by Tom
A solid right would be nice too.




yah to your chin followed by a left hook

Originally posted by DragonZero
this sounded really gay

Rolling sounds gay to you? I don't get it.

Oh, ya. That's it. I forgot about that tough guy.

no just the way you said it sounded real gay

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Yeah, I'd fight him.......I;m sure some people will be rolling after the fights. I'll gladly roll with him.

Gay in there? Again, I don't get it.

leave me alone i'm high

Originally posted by DragonZero
leave me alone i'm high

When aren't you?

good question not very often

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I'm convinced now that you and I are not going to meet up while I;m here.


just for that mister im gonna try my hardest to get there!!!!:fart:

Originally posted by DragonZero
good question not very often

That's very cool.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
just for that mister im gonna try my hardest to get there!!!!:fart:

:crazy2:

tell me more about this burger?

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
That's very cool.







:lovers:

Q: Why did the blonde coed have sex with the mexican?

A: Her teacher told her to do an essay.

hahahaahahahahahahahahaa

BURGER!

Originally posted by Bzob
BURGER!

Yeah, it's good.

i'd demolish it

Originally posted by DragonZero
i'd demolish it

www.yourethemannowdog.com

sicko i don't wanna be your man

Originally posted by DragonZero
sicko i don't wanna be your man

Another "joke"?

slap yourself

can i slap u both?

Am I the only one LMAO at Bzob's infatuation with the idea of an 8 pattie burger

still waiting on my check to show up if it doesn't then you can slap me

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
i might not be there that night my nizzys, ill try but i doubt it.

you best to come, if i can drive from sacramento to see tanners sweet virgin ass you can drive a few miles.

well 6:37 still no mail:-(

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Am I the only one LMAO at Bzob's infatuation with the idea of an 8 pattie burger

Are you saying it does not exist? Say it aint so

Oh, it does exist. I watched my friend Joe eat one in the past. Biggest I've gone is a 4 x 4.

Alright, can't make it. I'm meeting my friend at Di Vangs tonight for his B-Day get-together which is 40 minutes South of me. Dave is about an hour and a half North of me. If I drive to Dave's house, then all the way back South to Di Vang's, I'll ****ing be driving all night long. So **** that.

No Bzob, it's just funny how an 8 patty burger got your attention like that....Bzob-"tell me more about this burger....BURGER!" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Bzob is a burgerhound.

What is on the burger? and how big is each patty? like a mcdonalds or Hot N Now patty? What is the name of the restraunt

i'm gonna jizz on your burger bzob

Hopefully I am going to Vegas soon.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Hopefully I am going to Vegas soon.

?????

I hate my friends... serious they suck ass!!!

No one posted in this thread today so I thought I would

good idea

I am full of them

lets hear another

Masterbation

that's always a good idea but not really original

I was going for the OT owning but then you and Dragon had to show up. Now I am too lazy to compete.

sorry, I'll go to bed

No. It feels like the old days right now.

i showed up when? where

What? I can't remember what is going on.

i don't think i've ever known what was going on

All times are GMT -7 hours. The time now is 11:39 PM.

ok now i do i think

It feels later than it is. It feels like 3am for me. This sucks. Tommorrow is going to suck also.

**** even worse for me it's 10:45 on a saturday night and i'm ****ing posting on here....no ****in life:-/

I am the king of having no life. Trust me. No one can compete with me. I never left my room today other than to piss and get food. Total days I have went out since I came back to school = 0. Total friends I have in this city = 0. I ****ing hate it here.

i hate that we have more in common then we think

I hate Cesaro for going and getting a life over the summer. Me and him used to just talk about **** all day since neither of us went anywhere. Now I just sit and play Vice City

hey i love that game what mission you ?

It's funny cuz I bought the game last xmas and never played a single level until a week ago. I just usually shoot people. My next mission is taking the fastest boat and getting to some cargo ship before these other guys. I suck at driving boats.

yah that mission is a but difficult took me like 6 times to beat that one

I am also stuck on another one. The ones you get over the pay phone. I need to kill some gang members but when I go to where the 1st guy is suppose to be no one is there.

is it the sniper mission?

No. It just says kill x amount of gangmembers in like 5 minutes or something then the yellow indicator comes up on the map but I go there and nothing. Pisses me off everytime.

ahhhh ok sometimes it works if you just kill yourself and do that phone mission over but make sure you save any vital **** you have done

God damn glitches

yah it does that sometimes pisses me off too cause sometimes i'll get real far and that **** will happen

You know what I could go for........sex. It's been 4 weeks. Too bad I have to wait atleast another 2.

yah that sounds mighty good it's been like **** 5 months!!!!!! holy **** i need to get laid

Not getting laid sucks. When I was a virgin i never knew what I was missing and it didn't bother me. But now I just want it every 4.3 seconds.

**** yah it sucks as soon as i get paid i'm on a mission and not stopping till i get some

Do you keep possible prospects in mind or just wing it.

oh i always have a few i'd like to hit or have been wanting too but doesn't bother me to go hit the club and get some strange

If only I was rich I could buy chicks.

don't need to be rich **** 15 dollars here will get ya laid

nice for you

yah if i want ****in aids or herpes

17 years

pics?

I went to vegas and partied like a ****ing ROCK STAR!!!!