Mine was in grade school. It was during recess and we were jumping rope. I started jumping on my turn and my wrap-around pants fell off.....in front of all the boys. :lol2:

i was like 8 and my brother gave me a wedgie and riped my underwear.:lol1:

I started my period in front of the entire class. I had to get up and give a speech and they all noticed and laughed at me. After that I couldn't get a date to the prom so I rigged the dance so that pigs blood fell from the roof in buckets. Then I locked the doors and started a fire. Man was my face red.

I ran across the ice pound at my school and I slipped and I fell on the ice. The ice was weak and I didn't go all the way into the water just my ass did. So I pulled myself up and I had a black and blue ring around my ass for a week.

when i was 7 i pissed my pants in class...then on my 18th b-day i was sitting in the front seat of my freinds car and we all had a girl on out lap well my friend decides to run a redlight right in front of a cop so we get pulled over and were sittin there for a while then all of a sudden this chick says she has to piss and tells the cop he says so what piss in your pants so this ***** just lets it rip right on my legs and i was wearingwhite pants needless to say i now hate that *****

When I was a sophomore in highschool me and a friend went over to this chicks house with a couple of girls. I was digging one of em and vice versa. So were just chillin' in her basement and for whatever reason I was laying on the floor. This girl steps on my stomach and I ripped the loudest fart in front of this girl I was trying to get with. Everyone was just cracking up, I was mad embarassed. Still got the girl despite my flatulence.

hahahahahaha that's pretty funny

How funny, me and some friends were just yapping about this last nite. I got seriously drunk and kicked out the front glass window of a laundromat. The window was at least 6 x 10, and really thick. Since I had a running start, I went right thru it, scaring the **** out some peeps doing their wash. I didn't fall down, but stood there laughing like hell. My friends caught up with me and started screaming, "Look at your leg"!! The glass had cut a massive gash 8 inches long and two inches deep into my upper left leg, and was spraying blood everywhere. I was so hammered I just kept laughing, my friends threw me in their car and drove me to the hospital, where I got stitched up. The injury was so nasty, that they shot me up on morphine which went well with the vodka. I didn't walk for at least 3 months. I guess I could call this my largest moronic stunt, but theres so many to choose from!!

My most embarassing moment would be the day after the party when I wake up and look at the chick lying next to me

Originally posted by LeftBench
My most embarassing moment would be the day after the party when I wake up and look at the chick lying next to me

What if she was a hottie, and you just had the best blowjob ever?

IF that happened, I wouldnt be embarassed. That doesn't happen though.

So what do you look like

Originally posted by LeftBench
My most embarassing moment would be the day after the party when I wake up and look at the chick lying next to me

Replace chick with young oiled boy and this statement is true.

replace chick with wondermut and the statement is as true as last weekend

I heart you

My mom stumbeled onto a VERY graphic aim conversation I had with a chick I was hooking up with that I had saved on my cpu.

I got caught stealing and had to wait for my diad to come get me from "the room" and when i got home my grandparents were home and i felt like a heel

So many to pick from. So far I liked Curly's the best. When I was like 16 I was about to have sex with this girl that I REALLY liked for the first time, I came almost as fast as the tip of my dick hit the cooter. It was like touch, splatter splatter. And and a lot came out, got all over her legs stomach and snatch(yes, it was UNPROTECTED but I was 16 and much dumber than) .That was very embarrasing, but forced me to greatly expand my skills.

sooooooo now you shoot it on you tie?

That was abomination. I lost control of my dick like it was firemans hose thrashing about. Normally I have perfect control of timing and aim.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
That was abomination. I lost control of my dick like it was firemans hose thrashing about. Normally I have perfect control of timing and aim.

Blue Dawg needs to move up to Montana....:lovers: :devil

Originally posted by norcalpimp
Blue Dawg needs to move up to Montana....:lovers: :devil

I like Montana... :lovers: