Its back. Now with even more ****.

Just when I thought there wasn't any hope left in this world.

yes its certainly ****ty in here.

I had one **** today. It burned.

I think i will **** agian before i goto sleep.

let me get my hipweighters

Originally posted by DragonZero
let me get my hipweighters

what are they.

you ever seen fisherman with those boots that go above their waist and have shoulder straps?

ahhhh, ok my man I got you.

so where's the poop?

The Ben will pee before he goes to bed..

The ben has work at 10am and the Ben is drunk.

I will pee then i will sleep.

Luckly my roomie will be sleepin at his g/f's house so i do not have to worry about snoring.

You post about your poops in this thread

i took a **** earlier that splatterd all over the toilet bowl

I always have the urge to poop whenever Creed IMs me.

i've heard he has that effect on people

i am gonna poop for #2

I will poop within the next 7 min.

i pooped several times last night.

was it a good poop?

i just ate a bunch of seafood bisque and i think i will be ****ting soon

my poops last night were bad. loose stool is no good, but i got a high score on my cell phone games

poop

I pooped yesterday. But the water was shut off so i could not flush. I forgot that i pooped 5 hours later, and the poop in the tiolet was like powder.

Yes! I like that, I have not pooped right since i was sick this weekend.....I am due for a Log and a half.

mnancare full when you crown you turd, you dont want to stretch your ******* with a sizable poop head. Just be carefull.

good looking out

Bob you and me are tight. we llok out for each other and his ****.

Yea Yeah

Next time you have to poop i will hold your drink for you....

yes, you do that and we will fight


[insert bears fighting picture]

Originally posted by The Golden Bear
yes, you do that and we will fight


[insert bears fighting picture]

http://www.pcimagenetwork.com/bear/p4.jpg

bears ****ing? post that one

http://www.zoofur.com/bearmate.jpg

haha

http://www.zoofur.com/hidaku.jpg

look at the *****

I haven't been pooping much lately, I guess i haven't been eating much lately either.

Originally posted by The Golden Bear
bears ****ing? post that one

http://www.freelanceperceptions.com/html/images/imageanimals/Humpingbears.jpg

Originally posted by The Golden Bear
look at the *****

http://www.zoofur.com/2.jpg

http://www.zoofur.com/panda_1.gif

hahahaha pandas ****ing.!!!

LMAO!!! Look at the expression the pitchers face!!!! ****ing hilarious!!!

wow, back to the topic. My poop today was like a led weight getting dropped from my ass.

i feel great.

no poop this night. But with some chinese food, and my mineral saturated tap water i could get one before the night is over.

I finaly pooped this morning and it was black/green and not impressive in size at all.... :( Fecal disapointment

I have to poop...this could be the big one.....

I pooped twice today.

It was not the "big one" but it was ok...

green poop here

Originally posted by The Golden Bear
green poop here

Spinachs??....

poop from tuna smells like tuna

i just plugged the toilet

always a goof thing.

makes you feel good.

it looked like a boa constrictor in the toilet

all is well in the bowels of Dragonzero

yes sir all equipment is running tip top

I haven't pooped in 3 days :-(

well **** man take the cork out

Originally posted by Creed
I haven't pooped in 3 days :-(

Drink some coffee and smoke a cigerette

Yesterday, I had a great dump. It was like how I'd imagine giving birth would feel like. I started to black out and everything. It was awesome.

I ran out of toilet paper yesterday, I had to rip a page out of the book I was reading.......

Good poop story from last may, Havn't had one that good sense....

DJkapsul: I just took the greatest dump in the history of mankind
crlygracie: your last one is always the greatist
DJkapsul: it was so great
DJkapsul: not alot of strain
DJkapsul: one whiper
crlygracie: perfect
DJkapsul: got up and viewed my masterpiece before I flushed
DJkapsul: the tp was in the middle so it looked like 2 good sized logs
DJkapsul: flushed
crlygracie: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA
DJkapsul: It was all one huge log
DJkapsul: it covered the length of the bowl no problem
crlygracie: right on
DJkapsul: I thru my hands up in victory
DJkapsul: I was sad I flushed it
crlygracie: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DJkapsul: someone else should of seen that baby
crlygracie: hahahahhaaaaaaaaa
DJkapsul: I should of taken a picture
crlygracie: yeah really
DJkapsul: it was beutiful
DJkapsul: like the mona lisa of turds
DJkapsul: brought a tear to my eye
crlygracie: god bless america
crlygracie: HAHA

That poop is called the perfect ****, kaps

Originally posted by kaps
DJkapsul: like the mona lisa of turds
DJkapsul: brought a tear to my eye
crlygracie: god bless america



Some how, suluting a log as it goes down the toilet doesn't seem like the best way to display your love of your country. Regardless of what country you live in

Creed, if that anit patroitism i dont wana be a partriot.

*salutes kaps turd*

*a single tear rolls down his cheek"

*my poop has smelled loike rotten flesh and Zombie Breath as of late

I pooped last ight. was nice and runny.

I will hopefully poop in a few hours...

i think im gonna, have fries, a coke and a fat ass turckey and jalipanio sammich.

then i will primed for pooping later.

I'm going to poop right now....

let us know hos it goes Nuno/

I hate Cajun turkey for lunch and My Anus is perculating as we speek

Originally posted by The Golden Bear
let us know hos it goes Nuno/

It was very disappointing....I just dropped a few rabbit pebbles....

Hi Nuno!!....Did you eat rice?? I'm afraid because I've eaten a lot of rice today...I'm ready for a meteorites storm....

Yes....yesterday I ate Rice and Beans at home and at my girlfriends house.....I've had lots of beans yet they are having no effect on me.

Sulting a log going down the bowl as a show of love for america. Somewhere, Nuno is laughing.....

well, it looked like orange baby food today.

I think the magic brownies at daves place gave me a pep in in my anus.

Had a helluva ****.

Bob, i cant wait to hear about your poop. let us know what is up.

i ****ted twice today both times it was like lincoln logs i'm proud:-)

good work dragon.

thankx i'm proud of myself maybe i can do it again

Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo

honey i have real poo

you would have been proud of me today i flooded the toilet

BOOM!! Great job man.

I wthink iw ill try and top that.


But it will be hard.

yes i was smiling for a long time i trhought i might have to call roro rooter but it all went down eventually

Bring it all back here people.

ahhhh thank you my friend now i can post properly

11-18-03

My poop had all the trappings of a thanksgiving dinner.

Parts were runny like gravy. Parts were hard like turkey. Some parts were red like cranberry. There was even some corn in it!

Happy thanksgiving to all!