I posted this in the Pubes thread but decided that the topic deserved it's own thread.

It wasn't truth or dare but I love the prank me and a couple other guys did for our senior prank.

Me and two other guys that I played baseball with snuck into the school parking lot during our senior skip day. As far as everyone else at the school knew....all the seniors were at the beach enjoying their day off. Well, not me and my friends. We snuck into the parking lot and began unscrewing the license plates off cars and trucks.......faculty and students. We then began switching them up...putting them on different cars......we must have changed over 50 plates.

The three of us only told a few other people from our school about it. That's not something you go around bragging to everyone.......now, I'll share it on a public forum and laugh about it.....ha

i ran into subway with a towel around my neck acting like a retard throwing napkins around. but i wasnt dared to do that. it was just my metally handicapped ways.

hahahaahhaha that's classic a crime but classic

We drew pictures of the teachers on the walls. Including one of two of the teachers ****ing. She was ****ing him and he was married so we thought it might be funny to poke fun at that. So, up goes a picture of Mr Lassrose ****ing Miss Bennett in the ass.

She broke down crying. Best prank ever

Nice one. A good friend of mine and his punk friends stole a small beater truck, and proceeded to crash thru the front doors of their HS, and played 'Mad Max' throughout the whole school (at night), ruining the whole damned school interior, then left the ****ing thing on idle/parked in the gymnasium overnight. -True anarchy.

I used to have a fake ID when I was younger. The ID was a picture of me but had totally wrong information about me on it. Well, in Daytona Beach, FL.....you don't have a lot of house parties. If you partied on the weekend it was in a hotel room. A1A in Daytona is nothing but hotels. Anywho.....one night I bought a hotel room for the night for me and some friends to party in. I had to show them my fake ID to get the room. The thing about this hotel that was great is that they didn;t make a photo copy of the ID card. They would just make you write down all the info while getting the room.

So, we get the rooom and beging to start drinking....heavily. Well, back in those days...drinking heavily fast made Tanner incredibly drunk. I used to do a lot of stupid **** in high school when I was drunk.........even worse than I did over the past three years.

We started daring each other to throw **** out the hotel window, onto the beach. First went the usual stuff. Pens....paper......hotel info....menu's.......movie guide. Then, it began getting hardcore. I unplugged one of the lamps and tossed that ****er right out the window......then, as all my friends are standing there laughing their asses off, I grabbed a black magic marker that someone had brought to the party and started writing all over the walls. Dirty **** too. Then, my drunk ass grabbed and dragged the mattress to the bed to the window and tossed it out too. Once we completely ruined this hotel, we grabbed our **** and walked a few hotels down and I got a room at another one.

This was perfect. We leave this room with hundreds upon hundreds of dollars worth of damage and the hotel has no way to track me down because I used a fake ID and they didn't make a copy of it.

I miss high school

Originally posted by norcalpimp
Nice one. A good friend of mine and his punk friends stole a small beater truck, and proceeded to crash thru the front doors of their HS, and played 'Mad Max' throughout the whole school (at night), ruining the whole damned school interior, then left the ****ing thing on idle/parked in the gymnasium overnight. -True anarchy.

hahaha, nice

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I used to have a fake ID when I was younger. The ID was a picture of me but had totally wrong information about me on it. Well, in Daytona Beach, FL.....you don't have a lot of house parties. If you partied on the weekend it was in a hotel room. A1A in Daytona is nothing but hotels. Anywho.....one night I bought a hotel room for the night for me and some friends to party in. I had to show them my fake ID to get the room. The thing about this hotel that was great is that they didn;t make a photo copy of the ID card. They would just make you write down all the info while getting the room.

So, we get the rooom and beging to start drinking....heavily. Well, back in those days...drinking heavily fast made Tanner incredibly drunk. I used to do a lot of stupid **** in high school when I was drunk.........even worse than I did over the past three years.

We started daring each other to throw **** out the hotel window, onto the beach. First went the usual stuff. Pens....paper......hotel info....menu's.......movie guide. Then, it began getting hardcore. I unplugged one of the lamps and tossed that ****er right out the window......then, as all my friends are standing there laughing their asses off, I grabbed a black magic marker that someone had brought to the party and started writing all over the walls. Dirty **** too. Then, my drunk ass grabbed and dragged the mattress to the bed to the window and tossed it out too. Once we completely ruined this hotel, we grabbed our **** and walked a few hotels down and I got a room at another one.

This was perfect. We leave this room with hundreds upon hundreds of dollars worth of damage and the hotel has no way to track me down because I used a fake ID and they didn't make a copy of it.

I miss high school

One more reason to avoid the college frat scene down south.

The same person also nailed a carload of jocks whom were pulled over by a city cop. Seth just happened to have a full sized fire extinguisher in the car, and sprayed the holy **** out of the cop, and inside the entire carload of jocks. The beauty is that the victims couldn't see who did it...

i think the worse prank me and my friends did was poor a bucket full of **** and piss on this one ****er that kept runnin his mouth so we saved this bucket for about 2 months and when it was full we nasiled his ass

haha....keep em comin

These next two are short and not that bad:

1) My junior year in high school.......I was at baseball practice with my team. Me and a couple other guys were shagging balls in the outfield during batting practice. My friend Ryan looked down and noticed a beatle crawling around in the grass. He picked it up and said, "Tanner, I'll give you $10 if you eat this right now." I turned to him, grabbed the beatle out of his hand and ate it without saying a word or hesitating. He and my other teamate, Brain, stood there laughing incredibly hard. After I swallowed the beatle I turned to them and said something along the lines of, "$10??? I would've just done it to make you guys laugh." He did pay me the ten dollars................and, it wasn't the last beatle I ate that day to make my teamates laugh.

2) I posted pictures of my penis on a public forum........but, this wasn't in high school.

thats nasty



hmmmm wonder what forum that might be?

I once sent a picture of Tanners penis to someone on a public forum

Originally posted by Creed
I once sent a picture of Tanners penis to someone on a public forum




wait hold!!! wouldn't that mean you've seen tanners penis?

he posted it. The majority of the forum saw it

**** not me nor would i

Originally posted by DragonZero
**** not me nor would i

It's not like I didn't warn them that picture of my **** was in the thread.

I need some doable and less criminalizing pranks. This is my senior year. Keep em coming.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
It's not like I didn't warn them that picture of my **** was in the thread.





**** that's even worse that means they were seeking it out

Another nasty, disgusting, horrible thing I did in high school just came to mind......thanks to something Dragon just told me on AIM.

My old neighbor and friend Jeff and I had been feuding over this girl at our school for about a week. He liked her first......I liked her second.........she liked me more......blah blah blah. Well, needless to say we were at each others throats........I wanted to kick his ****ing ass everytime I saw him......but, Jeff's a very frail individual.........I would always talk myself out of fighting him.

Well, one night my friend Tyson came over to my house to spend the night. We were hanging out talking about the whole situation with Jeff and this girl. Tyson never really liked Jeff so he was totally taking my side. As we're talking I suddenly remembered that I had one of Jeff's old addidas sweatshirts in my closet. He had left it there some time ago and had forgotten about it I guess. I went into the closest, grabbed the sweatshirt.....then, looked at Tyson and said, "I'm gonna rub one out on this and give it back to him." Tyson couldn;t believe his ears.....he laughed hard and then repeatedly started saying, "DO IT DO IT DO IT ****ING DO IT!!" So, me and the unexpecting sweatshirt made a trip to the bathroom to visit the Lotion Fairy.

After I finished I smeared it all over the front of the sweatshirt so that it would leave a perfectly crusted stain.

The next day at school I went up to Jeff's locker and hung the sweatshirt from it for everyone to see.

Jeff and I eventually made up and became friends again.......decided it wasn;t worth throwing our friendship away because of a girl...of course this was after I already had sex with her and it didn't matter to me much anymore.

To this day he can't believe I did that on his sweatshirt.

ahhahahahahaahhaha that is ****in hilarious tanner is god

man that just reminded me of a good one,

ok i went camping with my friend and his family a few years back and we were drinking gettin all ****ed up and **** and i had to take a **** so i get up to start to grab the toilet paper to go **** in the woods but before i can grab it my friend jumps and grabs it before i do and say haha i gotta **** too i beat ya to it and i was like **** you better not you use all the toilet paper so i'm waiting and this ****er comes back and just throws the roll at me and it was gone ..i said yo what the **** ******* and he just laughed his ass off so i said to myself ok ***** i got your laugh so i tell him i'll be back i acted like i was just gonna go **** in the woods but instead i snuck around the campsite and went in his tent opened his sleeping bag and just **** bigtime down by the foot part of the bag then wiped my ass on the part by where he would lay his head then zipped it back up and just went back plated it off like nothing happened so about an hour or so later we decide were tired so i go to my tent and just sit there waitinng to hear him scream i was sittin there for like 10 minutes and i was like wtf? nothin happen so i go over and try to peek and i hear him snoring i just started laughing and went to my tent and went to sleep then about 6 the next morning i wake up to him yellin his ass off saying what the **** is this **** and i say uummmmm **** then he just looked at me and started throwing up i just busted up laughing cause he had **** crusted on his right ear and cheek and crusted **** on his feet too after throwing up he jumped in the river and washed it off and we didn't speak for like a week then he called me up and said sorry for using all the toilet paper man.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Awww look -- they're bonding.

Originally posted by Fury Dragon
Awww look -- they're bonding.

STFU!!!!!

I HATE BOTH YOU **** ****ING ****HOLES!!!!!!!!!

:cuss: :cuss: :baby:

Hahahahahaha I love you too Tanner.

Ooooooo, you guys are sooo bad!! I laughed though. I can't think of anything that I've done that would make any of you laugh, but I do have a story that my dad loves telling over and over again.

My dad and a friend of his, while in high school, took four stopsigns (removable kind, he's old :) ) and placed them under the chief of police's office window, next to the driveway where all police and maintenance vehicles drive by. (four feet of ground between office and driveway) Unfortunately it snowed that night and consecutively thereafter. Newspaper headline: "Vandals steal stopsigns, cost city $$$" The following March, after the snow melted. Newspaper headline in 2" high type:


"SIGNS FOUND"
Under police chief's window where they have been since Halloween night.

yay tanner loves me

Dad has many more....he went to college in Rolla, MO.

Halloween night, again. College this time. He and a frat brother went to another frat house and stole their frat house "letters" from the front of the yard. Made of a lightweight metal standing a little over 4' tall. Hoisted them up to the top of the administrative building where roofing was being done. They used the pulley system left by the roofers to put them on the roof. The next day the roofers came and finished the job, packed up their stuff and left the letters on the roof in plain view from the street.

your dad was quite the prankster

Originally posted by DragonZero
your dad was quite the prankster

That's an understatement!! He still is.

I came home one day with my husband from shopping. I open the door and there is my dad holding my screaming son with a towel over his face and there is "blood" on the towel. My dad looked as if he was about to drop him and he yelled at me to take him quick. So I put my arms out, grabbed my son, and my son pulls the towel off and says: APRIL FOOLS!!! I dropped him on his keister & I got even.

The next year, my son is away at baseball camp. He comes home and finds me sprawled out on the bottom of the stairs "lifeless". He runs out the door to the neighbors before I called his name. He laughed so hard after his heart quit pounding.

This year we got my eldest daughter. Surfer chick she is. Her b/f went and picked her up from swim practice while we set it all up. When her b/f pulled up with her, I pulled her sister's b/f out of my van and started screaming and yelling at him. She walks up and said what's going on. I tell her that ____ ran the van into the garage where all the surfboards are kept. We had them "under" the van and in the driveway. She went BALLISTIC on him. I was trying to pull her off of him and she was just nuts. He finally lifted his long hair off of his forehead where we had painted "HAHA".
She was livid, but had to admit we got her good. She's still trying to think of a way to get evenwith me now.......LOL.

We use to wrape plastic hockey tape around the locks on people lockers then take a lighter too it. So you end up with just a ball of plastic around you lock. It works with a thing coat of super glue to because they go to glab it and don't know why they can't turn the knob.