how is montana treatin you?

I think she's gone now.

yes, she probably got eaten by a bear or a moose.

Mooseses?

mieces?

http://www.abc-kid.com/rocky/pictures/010.jpg

damn moose and squirrel.

Montana is treating me pretty fine. I'm getting much closer to picking a nifty carreer field.

sounds good, why arent you at the bar slammin shots?

I downed two pitchers of beer last night, followed by a few shots of whiskey, fyi......

hehe nice, you can handle your liquor, anyhow its nice to see you postin again.

Originally posted by juzre
hehe nice, you can handle your liquor, anyhow its nice to see you postin again.

Yes, very glad to have you back here again.......would you like to see my penis?

she needs to see it.

wood eye

Thanks J, yeah, I've gotten good at handling my intake. I also won three games of pool, was told by many peeps that I looked 'hot', had my hand kissed a few times, and one guy who tried to beat me at a game of rapier dialogue, and lost. Not a bad night....

nice, least there is something to do in montana, probably more to do than there is in Sacramento.

Originally posted by norcalpimp
Thanks J, yeah, I've gotten good at handling my intake. I also won three games of pool, was told by many peeps that I looked 'hot', had my hand kissed a few times, and one guy who tried to beat me at a game of rapier dialogue, and lost. Not a bad night....

I let you win

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Yes, very glad to have you back here again.......would you like to see my penis?

Do I need to break out the binoculars or the microscope??:fu:

Originally posted by juzre
nice, least there is something to do in montana, probably more to do than there is in Sacramento.

I think so, otherwise I wouldn't be living here. You should come out sometime. I'll set ya up right!!

Curly, the games were against league players, btw. I know the difference by now between those that are really playing, and the others who politely let you win. They were pissed.

you mean there's nothing to do in sac?

Originally posted by norcalpimp
I think so, otherwise I wouldn't be living here. You should come out sometime. I'll set ya up right!!

Curly, the games were against league players, btw. I know the difference by now between those that are really playing, and the others who politely let you win. They were pissed.

well i havent been out for a while, since i am still recovering from my head. in case you ddint know i got assaulted and a fractured skull. but the alcohol will be consumed as soon as i am allowed to agian. its just so good.

Originally posted by DragonZero
you mean there's nothing to do in sac?

not really, you should know this.

Originally posted by juzre
nice, least there is something to do in montana, probably more to do than there is in Sacramento.

Man, I must've seen a different Sacramento when I went there. I saw the airport........the arena where the Kings play basketball.......and lot's of fields.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Man, I must've seen a different Sacramento when I went there. I saw the airport........the arena where the Kings play basketball.......and lot's of fields.

yeah the airport is way the hell away from anything, its not even in Sacramento, its in a bunch of rice fields in natomas. Same with arco.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Man, I must've seem a different Sacramento when I went there. I saw the airport........the arena where the Kings play basketball.......and lot's of fields.

-Exactly the point. NOTHING to do in Sacto. Boring ass ****in' town. Up here in Montana, it's legal to drive with an open container of alcohol, soak naked in wild hot springs, and theres no damned sales tax.



Juzre, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?????!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by juzre
yeah the airport is way the hell away from anything, its not even in Sacramento, its in a bunch of rice fields in natomas. Same with arco.

I flew into Sac when I visited my friend at Chico State..........we ate shrooms

got attacked from behind at jack in the box, they hit me from behind then when i hit the ground they proceded to play soccer with my head.

Originally posted by norcalpimp
-Exactly the point. NOTHING to do in Sacto. Boring ass ****in' town. Up here in Montana, it's legal to drive with an open container of alcohol, soak naked in wild hot springs, and theres no damned sales tax.

HOT DAMN!!!!!

Originally posted by juzre
got attacked from behind at jack in the box, they hit me from behind then when i hit the ground they proceded to play soccer with my head.

He tried to order breakfast after 10:30 am

Montana here i come. Is beastiality legal there? Boy do i hope so... hah

Originally posted by Curly Howard
He tried to order breakfast after 10:30 am

they lied to me, they wouldnt let me get my breakfast jack, its served all day damnit!!! hehehe

I never talked to Chelsea much. I just remember her and punkmother had a thing going

Originally posted by juzre
got attacked from behind at jack in the box, they hit me from behind then when i hit the ground they proceded to play soccer with my head.

Holy ****, J!!! Email me, and I'll give you my new phone #, I want to hear more about that bull****.



And Tanner, you should know that I've got some lovely snorkling talents.:devil

its cause you like men creed.

Originally posted by juzre
Montana here i come. Is beastiality legal there? Boy do i hope so... hah

We can be roomates, friend.

its all good, it happened just over a month ago, the 3rd of august, im pretty much back to normal, cept for some slight problems, but hey no one has slashed my tires lately.

Originally posted by Creed
I never talked to Chelsea much. I just remember her and punkmother had a thing going

That was Karebear, dinkus.

Creed, what happened to that cool caterpillar av of yours? Can I adopt it from you??:) :cool:

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
We can be roomates, friend.

i see many nights tag teaming elk in our future. which reminds me, does hojak have a cat? boy do i hope so...

Originally posted by juzre
i see many nights tag teaming elk in our future. which reminds me, does hojak have a cat? boy do i hope so...

No, but I've seen some running around his complex.

Originally posted by juzre
its all good, it happened just over a month ago, the 3rd of august, im pretty much back to normal, cept for some slight problems, but hey no one has slashed my tires lately.

I say GODDAMN!!! I think you need a vacation my friend. Come on up.


Tanner, if your dick is over 10" and you have lots of money, -we're in bizness.

Originally posted by norcalpimp

Tanner, if your dick is over 10" and you have lots of money, -we're in bizness.

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Originally posted by norcalpimp
That was Karebear, dinkus.

Creed, what happened to that cool caterpillar av of yours? Can I adopt it from you??:) :cool:

I have had several other avatars since then, including one that was at least 10x as funny. It was made for me by jurze

Originally posted by Curly Howard
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Next.....

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
No, but I've seen some running around his complex.

oh its on like donkey kong.

and yeah i do need a vacation, i kind of had one for a week when i didnt know who i was, that was lovely. **** if i could take time off i would, kind of had to use all my time off to be home from work.

Once you get the money, then you can buy the dick

Originally posted by Creed
I have had several other avatars since then, including one that was at least 10x as funny. It was made for me by jurze

which one did i make? i cant remember.

Originally posted by juzre
which one did i make? i cant remember. http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/creed.gif

I hate that ****in thing

Whats wrong with Wendy blowing Ronald?

oh yeah i forgot about that thing.

i could do better now. i made that before i used flash.

Its still funny as hell

Originally posted by Creed
Once you get the money, then you can buy the dick

Too often it's those with money who are dicks.


So, Creed do you have the caterpillar one or not? J, it's the one showing the caterpillar humping the french fry.... I WANT IT!!!!

http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/fry.gif

Its too big to use as an avatar on vbulletin

it can be resized
and chelsea clear your pm box.

Originally posted by juzre
it can be resized
and chelsea clear your pm box.

Creed, you ROOOOOCKKKK!!! J, can we make it to fit, PLUUUEASSEE??

yeah one sec.

Originally posted by juzre
yeah one sec.

SWEEEEEETTTTT!!!!! This just made my damned day. It totally replaces the lost opportunity I had today to get a piece of ass.

was it rump roast?

Originally posted by juzre
was it rump roast?

No, it was this 46 yr old guy I've been seeing....:devil

Hey, how do we do the av thing??

http://majinbux.com/fry.gif

Originally posted by norcalpimp
No, it was this 46 yr old guy I've been seeing....:devil

Hey, how do we do the av thing??

http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7544

Daddy fixed it

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Daddy fixed it

do your thing big daddy, can i call you papi?

big papi

J, thanks for putting it in, but when I hit 'submit modifications' its coming up as an error, and won't submit the av???

yay big papi

Hey, never mind!!! It worked!!! You two are soooo COOOL!!! Mucho kisses and full body massages to you both....

can't we just cuddle?

yes we can big papi, come hither.

Originally posted by norcalpimp
Hey, never mind!!! It worked!!! You two are soooo COOOL!!! Mucho kisses and full body massages to you both....

:nonono:

http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/creed.gif

Originally posted by Creed
:nonono:

It's a figure of the imagination....And quite possibly the nicest thing that came to mind,, DO you just want money??:crazy2:

Originally posted by norcalpimp
It's a figure of the imagination....And quite possibly the nicest thing that came to mind,, DO you just want money??:crazy2:

I thought you were talking to Justin and Curly. If I am getting the massage I'd look like this :lovers:

Originally posted by Creed
I thought you were talking to Justin and Curly. If I am getting the massage I'd look like this :lovers:

dont you have some hair to smell?

Originally posted by Creed
I thought you were talking to Justin and Curly. If I am getting the massage I'd look like this :lovers:

Mmmmm, nope that was for you and Justin...:ghost:

****er

Originally posted by juzre
dont you have some hair to smell?

Tammmeeee: no
Tammmeeee: **** you
Tammmeeee: bye
Creed MMA: :'(
Tammmeeee: Poop on you

Originally posted by Creed
Tammmeeee: no
Tammmeeee: **** you
Tammmeeee: bye
Creed MMA: :'(
Tammmeeee: Poop on you

she can be stubborn.

hahahaha

Damn J, you a sick mofo....

only on fridays.

Originally posted by juzre
only on fridays.

But it's Saturday going on Sunday....

its on a delay this week.