View Full Version : Should I wipe my own ass?


The Jake
09-20-2003, 01:21 AM
I really don't know what to do here.

- J.

nance
09-20-2003, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by The Jake
I really don't know what to do here.

- J.

Yes, and use your hankie so you can reuse it later.

The Jake
09-20-2003, 01:24 AM
Practical, but messy. I don't want **** on my face.

You're the first Californian I've spoken to that even knows what a hankie is. I use them a lot and people here laugh at me for it.

- J.

Fallout
09-20-2003, 01:25 AM
I think they laugh at you because you call it a hankie

nance
09-20-2003, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by The Jake
Practical, but messy. I don't want **** on my face.

You're the first Californian I've spoken to that even knows what a hankie is. I use them a lot and people here laugh at me for it.

- J.

I collect vintage hankerchiefs. I have some from my Grandmother and my dad still uses them. We're from the mid-west originally. Actually, Curly's neck of the woods....

juzre
09-20-2003, 02:08 AM
the only other person i saw use a hankercheif was my grandfather. I just cant to it, rubbin my nose in a snot rag dont work for me.

ArjukanpoKarate
09-20-2003, 02:25 AM
You do or your sleeping on the couch, Jake.... EEEWWWWW

The Jake
09-20-2003, 02:34 AM
Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
You do or your sleeping on the couch, Jake.... EEEWWWWW

I defy you!

- J.

ArjukanpoKarate
09-20-2003, 02:44 AM
You can not, I'm your wife, that makes me God. ;)

The Jake
09-20-2003, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
You can not, I'm your wife, that makes me God. ;)

You remember that next time you find a spider and ask me to kill it.... :)

COME ON GOD, BUST OUT THE LIGHTNING BOLTS!

- J.

ArjukanpoKarate
09-20-2003, 02:59 AM
oh yeah well um your a stinkie poo guts.....

ruffneck119
09-20-2003, 03:46 AM
HOWDY HO!!!!!!

http://home.t-online.de/home/JHermsen/hankey2.jpg

DragonZero
09-20-2003, 04:18 AM
*leaves thread shaking head*

:nonono:

cybill
09-20-2003, 01:41 PM
you should try just letting it cake up. it will give you more time to wipe other people's asses.

nance
09-20-2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
You can not, I'm your wife, that makes me God. ;)

You are a Goddess.....not a god. LOL Treat her like one Jake.

Tanner Rhoden
09-20-2003, 03:01 PM
I'm the reason those two met.

* shakes head *

nance
09-20-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I'm the reason those two met.

* shakes head * Tanner brings :lovers: together

Awwww................how sweet!!

Fallout
09-21-2003, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by The Jake
You remember that next time you find a spider and ask me to kill it.... :)

COME ON GOD, BUST OUT THE LIGHTNING BOLTS!

- J.

That is the single biggest reason men get women

Women do not know how to kill bugs

ArjukanpoKarate
09-21-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by madcrewmom
You are a Goddess.....not a god. LOL Treat her like one Jake.

Well since God is a woman I win either way lol. ;)

nance
09-21-2003, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Well since God is a woman I win either way lol. ;)

sshhhhh!! I've had my man convinced that God is a man. I win more arguements that way.....LOL :)

ruffneck119
09-21-2003, 11:23 PM
You both are in la la land.

Bluecifer
09-22-2003, 04:13 PM
Why would anyone ever get married if you have to end up wiping your own ass?

Kato
09-22-2003, 04:44 PM
I say...wipe that ass reaaaaallly good and then proceed to take a complete shower not forgetting to wash to bootie and removal of the dingle berries...

thank you

ruffneck119
09-22-2003, 05:00 PM
I want my salad tossed.... by a hot chick.

Bluecifer
09-22-2003, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I'm the reason those two met.

* shakes head *

Uh, you got any more?

Fallout
09-22-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by ruffneck119
I want my salad tossed.... by a hot chick.

wushu?