Curly Howard
09-18-2003, 03:03 PM
any ideas?
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View Full Version : I lost my ****ing tape measure Curly Howard 09-18-2003, 03:03 PM any ideas? Bzob 09-18-2003, 03:04 PM Up your butt and around the corner? Bzob 09-18-2003, 03:05 PM Well the last time I saw you with it was when you were measureing your dick in teh Global Cage in the thread marked Little Dick? DragonZero 09-18-2003, 03:11 PM use your pinky finger can't be too much bigger then that The Mouse 09-18-2003, 03:16 PM It's probably in the bathroom from when you were measuring your dick. You know, cuz you couldn't measure it out in the living room or your bedroom because you had family over and you wanted to be polite. You were going to measure it in the kitchen where you dad was drinkin beer, but you thought it would make him feel bad that his dick was so much smaller than yours so you opted towards the bathroom. Curly Howard 09-18-2003, 03:20 PM I don't need to measure my dick. It's big enough to make ME happy and that's all that counts. I need to measure the inlet of an exaust pipe Bzob 09-18-2003, 03:22 PM you lie 8=D DragonZero 09-18-2003, 03:22 PM exhaust pipe righttt? Curly Howard 09-18-2003, 03:22 PM I thought you had a job DragonZero 09-18-2003, 03:24 PM huh? Curly Howard 09-18-2003, 03:46 PM 1 3/4" id Bzob 09-18-2003, 03:47 PM Little Dick Little Dick You will find your tape measurer........... In the last place you look Curly Howard 09-18-2003, 03:48 PM well yeah. After I find it I won't look anymore DragonZero 09-18-2003, 03:48 PM little dick little dick can't find his measuring tape balls so little they look like grapes LukeDothSucketh 09-18-2003, 03:59 PM Originally posted by DragonZero little dick little dick can't find his measuring tape balls so little they look like grapes SHUT THE **** UP. YOU'RE STUPID. Bzob 09-18-2003, 03:59 PM LMAO DragonZero 09-18-2003, 04:07 PM luke loves me nance 09-18-2003, 05:29 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard any ideas? you didn't lose it....I "borrowed" it. Had to measure fabric.....hehehe:crazy2: |