i guess i just really want the attention from my friends and family.

do it do it.

faker

I was going to start this thread...but the opening for being owned by Kato and was so great that i opted not to.

http://www.sinnara.co.kr/admin/upload/orgasm.gif

Originally posted by Bzob
I was going to start this thread...but the opening for being owned by Kato and was so great that i opted not to.



good decision

It's all about the little things aswell as the moan.. grab the bed sheets with your hands, curl your toes, shake a little bit and let your lover feel your inner thighs trembling, pull your lover closer too you and dig your nails into the lower back. aaAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

any man that fakes an orgasm is retarded i couldn't if i tried

oh no no no.. my explanation for an orgasm was from a girls standpoint.. for a male to fake an orgasm is impossible.

oh ok i was gonna say impossible

http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/c0/dc/beatBathBodyJergens_Ultra_Healing_Lotion-resized200.gif

For male masturbation, it is best advised to use toothpaste instead of lotion. The Mouse has spoken.

how does a gay guy fake an orgasm?


hahahahhahahha


throws a pint of warm yogurt on his partners back

spearmint?

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
how does a gay guy fake an orgasm?


hahahahhahahha


throws a pint of warm yogurt on his partners back

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Spearmint.

toothpaste? wtf

Peppermint candy works to great with oral too

how thr **** do you know this?

because when a girl has peppermint candy in her mouth and gives you a blow job, it creates a totally new sensation for the guy.

Yea anything peppermint with oral, like those peppermint breath candies. What also feels BOMB is if she puts a little bit of icecream in her mouth too.

ice cubes

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
because when a girl has peppermint candy in her mouth and gives you a blow job, it creates a totally new sensation for the guy.



i know i trying to **** with curly

Ice cubes, yea.. but you want to make it somewhat enjoyable for the girl aswell. Ice cubes don't have any flavor where as if you use icecream, you could let the girl enjoy her favorite flavor at the same time.

yah your right

I hate you all.

Originally posted by DragonZero
i know i trying to **** with curly

No you didn't, in fact you've never gotten head in your life. Stop trying to fit in.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Peppermint candy works to great with oral too



Altoids (or how ever you spell it) they are the best...:)

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
No you didn't, in fact you've never gotten head in your life. Stop trying to fit in.



don't confuse my life with yours virgin

Originally posted by DragonZero
don't confuse my life with yours virgin

That's a boldfaced lie. At least I can admit the fact that I can't get anything from women, you're a ****ing loser.

here we have another case like vulgar he thinks he knows what everyone does like he lives next door or some **** just cause you don't get any ***** doesn't mean that nobody else does go jackoff little boy leave this to the adults

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
Altoids (or how ever you spell it) they are the best...:)

I've tried that, I've heard that it can be pleasureable, but if the guy is really sensitive, they are too strong.

yeah what he said

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I've tried that, I've heard that it can be pleasureable, but if the guy is really sensitive, they are too strong.



yes its very pleasureable..

And LADIES... when you go down on a guy, don't forget that you have to entertain his children aswell.. can't just let them hang there cuz they'll get jelouse.

are you speaking of giving or receiving w/ peppermint?

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
how does a gay guy fake an orgasm?





unless you examine a man's throw aways a condom makes it very possible.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Peppermint candy works to great with oral too

that must leave your breath minty fresh.

And it makes it all the more easier for the lady to swallow. :lovers:

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
are you speaking of giving or receiving w/ peppermint?


both

... Kimee.. it can't be both. I know damn well that if a girl is going down on me, and I'm suck'n on a peppermint in MY mouth, it's not goin to feel any different. So it only works if the giver has it in her mouth.

you just really confussed me

http://disconnected.978.org/pictures/orgasm.jpg

Will your wife be mad if she finds out Curly?

I have no ****ing idea.. I've had too much coffee today. ...on another note: The term “demons” was not always understood to have the absolutely negative connotation that it does today. Homer used the terms “demons” and “gods” more or less interchangeably. Another opinion was the demons were intermediaries between men and gods, and that demons had once been men. Plutarch speaks of “human souls as commencing, first heroes, then demons, and afterward as advancing to a more sublime degree.” Philo of Byblus seems to draw on this same tradition when he states that, “The most ancient of the barbarians, especially the Phoenicians and Egyptians, from whom other people derived this custom, accounted those the greatest gods who had found out things most necessary and useful in life- and had been benefactors to mankind.”

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
both

both! What the **** have I been missing out on all these years

oh cruel world, do thy best

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
both! What the **** have I been missing out on all these years

oh cruel world, do thy best

your kidding right???? Next time a guy goes down on you pop a mint in his mouth Altoid.

Boy oh boy!! I go out to lunch and come back to quite an interesting discussion......I like it.:devil

*Note to self stop and buy some Altiods*

Originally posted by Bzob
*Note to self stop and buy some Altiods*

Welcome Madcrewmom.. my love.. my play thang.. my pleasure and my life.

bought altoids need a guinea pig.....any volunteers?

Originally posted by Mouse
Welcome Madcrewmom.. my love.. my play thang.. my pleasure and my life.

Taken. Married. Have Husband. Don't want you. Don't need you. Happy here.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
your kidding right???? Next time a guy goes down on you pop a mint in his mouth Altoid.

your brother just told me altoids are too strong.

everyones different chicky

true, I think I'll start with less strong mints first, I'm crossing my legs at the thought of pain already.

stay away from the cinnimon altoids, thats just crazy, other then that its kinda like motion lotion.

::enters room::

Ey lady.. you don't know what pain is... let me show you.

::Flips on a disco track, gets naked, and pulls out heated metal rods, gator nipple clamps, 12ft. rope, and delux razor set::

that warming motion lotion? I've tried it, felt the difference, but it really wasn't any better, it was just different.

Originally posted by Mouse
::enters room::

Ey lady.. you don't know what pain is... let me show you.

::Flips on a disco track, gets naked, and pulls out heated metal rods, gator nipple clamps, 12ft. rope, and delux razor set::

I think to most painfully part is the disco music.

Yea I should also pick up a pack of Alt... who am I kidding.

toothpaste.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Yea I should also pick up a pack of Alt... who am I kidding.

no one, actually :)

Ladies. Think candy cane. That is all

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Ladies. Think candy cane. That is all

*yummy*
:)

Originally posted by Curly Howard
i guess i just really want the attention from my friends and family.

Hahahahahahahhahahaha

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
how does a gay guy fake an orgasm?


hahahahhahahha


throws a pint of warm yogurt on his partners back HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMMFAO