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Whenever I leave the house between noon and four they're swarming the place like locusts in Banana Republic short pants. I'm surrounded by a dozen minivans and sour-faced blondes with bobbed hair. Then the shouting starts, like a flock of spastic loons the children start all at once, but these women are not fazed. They carry on with the focus of a soldier on a mission, a pilot on a set course or a scrappy broad ready to do the hell out of some errands. She is soccer mom, hear her roar.

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Gutten morgen lieber Bzob...

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Futbol is great!!!...

I love it more and more every day, I even found myself watching German football this weekend

Originally posted by Bzob
I love it more and more every day, I even found myself watching German football this weekend

YA!!!! Deutche Bundesliga!!!!!!

I asked the kids to sit with me and i was like, "see how they are in position to receive a pass", and "not all bunched together?"

How old are the kids on the team?

What do you mean? My Kids? or all the kids?

one team is U10-Under 10 years old- Girls

one team is U8-under 8 years old - Girls

and i am not sure of the age range of Andrezs league maybe like U12?

I see.....I wanted to know if they were old enough to kick the ball with any decent power.....or to understand the concepts.....keep watching soccer and try to pick up some of there tactics.....Oh and learn and then teach them how to head the ball.........I know this post is probably useless but I have faith in you Bzobo......You Can do eeeet.........

Headers are allowed this year, i beleive they could not do them in the past. I am tryig to teach them to use the side of their foot...lol

also the pass is a concept that escapes them. I like makeing them run till they say "you're mean"

Good....make them run till they puke....Kicking the ball hard into the air with the inside of your foot makes it bend inward.....kicking it hard into the air with the outside of your foot makes it bend outwards.....

That is good to know, I only used the front,top and inside of the foot

Two words....Slide tackle.....

i do not know what it is...but my curiosity is peaked!!??

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The object of a sliding tackle is to steal the ball by sliding in with one foot....if you go in with two feet it's a yellow card for you.....

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
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****....did he die???

Just got into my office. Brewing a new pot of coffee. Morning.

Originally posted by Nuno
****....did he die???

Nuno, What if someone trips over you or you miss and you hit their ankles? (useing one foot of course)

Mouse: Good morning

Originally posted by Bzob
Headers are allowed this year, i beleive they could not do them in the past. I am tryig to teach them to use the side of their foot...lol

also the pass is a concept that escapes them. I like makeing them run till they say "you're mean"

Making who run? Mia's team? because you dont run with Jane, Uribi or Andrez's team

yes, i run with mias team and jump rope when Jane and Bibi practice Mrs Sassy

you jump rope with bebe and Janes at their soccer practice? didn't know

You never asked, Nice av

no I mean I didnt know the team jumped rope

I jump rope while i watch them practice

Originally posted by Bzob
Nuno, What if someone trips over you or you miss and you hit their ankles? (useing one foot of course)

Foul....possible yellow/red card depending on how bad......

Originally posted by Nuno
Foul....possible yellow/red card depending on how bad......
how can this be worth it then?

If you make contact with the ball first it's ok......if you miss the ball and nail the player you get a foul or carded.....sorry I explaned it wrong....

I got it, sounds cool, but i do not know if my team is ready for that yet, When i can get my midfielder and goaly to stop playing in the dirt while th game is going i will move on the the slide tackle

How many kids per team?

uhg........... we have 10 i think

we play 1 goaly
2 defence
1 midfield
3 forewards
for some reason we have to have and even # of feilders? so like if another team is short players instead of playing 5 fielders we would have to play 4?

Here's a good formation for you....
----------- Goalie -------------
Defender ----------- Defender
----Defensive Mid-Fielder -------
Right MF ------------ Left MF
------------Striker ------------

You have too many fowards.....**** man use your pimp hand to get these children in check.....*Nuno wishes he played soccer when he was young*

I am only an assistant coach so all I can do is suggest. :(

Wait a minute , that is our formation!

Originally posted by Bzob
I am only an assistant coach so all I can do is suggest. :(

Oh well that blows.......*stops trying to live childhood dream thru bzob and his children*

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DAMN!!! That looks ouchy!!!

Good afternoon

NO!

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Good afternoon

Good night sir...

YOU ARE ALL WRONG.