I'm teaching my daughter to drive. She took the driver's ed course and did quite well in it. She's doing a very good job with driving out on the roads and handles my mini van (the extra long one) quite well. The next step, stick shift. LOL

Any funny stories about when you learned to drive?

Mine is:

The day I got my license was my 18th birthday. My friend Jody took me down to the DMV and I passed the test almost perfectly. We stopped at the gas station and got some gas. As I left the station, I hooked the gas line on my rear bumper and ripped it out of the pump handle. Scared the crap out of me. The girl behind the counter told me to just go when I told her I had just gotten my license 20 minutes earlier. Then Jody takes me out that weekend and gets me stoned in my car. I didn't know you could get high from just breathing it in, especially when the windows were rolled up.....*niave*

Yeah right, you smoked it......

Originally posted by kaps
Yeah right, you smoked it......

Not that first time.....I was a VERY niave 18 year old.

If you are gonna stick your neck out to teach a teenager, your gonna need this.........

http://www.dupageamec.org/images/bible.jpg


plus awhole lotta praying........:noangel:

Let me guess, you didnt inhale........

Originally posted by momita
If you are gonna stick your neck out to teach a teenager, your gonna need this.........

http://www.dupageamec.org/images/bible.jpg


plus awhole lotta praying........:noangel:

I did that all before we started!!! Besides, you know my girl, M, she's a good kid. It's A we need to worry about. She's going be the speed demon.....lol.

::She gets in the drivers seat with me in the passenger seat::

Me: start driving hunny

::Driving 35 mph::

::I feel up on her inner thigh::

Her: What are you doing? Don't do that!! You're going to make me crash!!!!

::moves hand higher::

Me: Now hunny, I'm helping you. If you're on a date with a guy, he'll do this to you and you haveto still be able to drive alright.

Her: Okay Mouse.

Me: Call me Papi.

Her: hehehehe, you make me feel so naughty!!! Rub me harder PAPI!!!!

::END OF MOUSES DRIVING LESSON::

Originally posted by Mouse
::She gets in the drivers seat with me in the passenger seat::

Me: start driving hunny

::Driving 35 mph::

::I feel up on her inner thigh::

Her: What are you doing? Don't do that!! You're going to make me crash!!!!

::moves hand higher::

Me: Now hunny, I'm helping you. If you're on a date with a guy, he'll do this to you and you haveto still be able to drive alright.

Her: Okay Mouse.

Me: Call me Papi.

Her: hehehehe, you make me feel so naughty!!! Rub me harder PAPI!!!!

::END OF MOUSES DRIVING LESSON::


Not that you will ever have kids

Originally posted by Mouse
::She gets in the drivers seat with me in the passenger seat::

Me: start driving hunny

::Driving 35 mph::

::I feel up on her inner thigh::

Her: What are you doing? Don't do that!! You're going to make me crash!!!!

::moves hand higher::

Me: Now hunny, I'm helping you. If you're on a date with a guy, he'll do this to you and you haveto still be able to drive alright.

Her: Okay Mouse.

Me: Call me Papi.

Her: hehehehe, you make me feel so naughty!!! Rub me harder PAPI!!!!

::END OF MOUSES DRIVING LESSON::

Purity!!!! Bring your snake.....there is a mouse on the loose here!

LOL!!

Originally posted by kaps
Let me guess, you didnt inhale........

I did inhale....that's how I got stoned for the first time. Contact high......that's all I did, was inhale.....and then laugh like an idiot the rest of the night. :lol2: :lol1: