View Full Version : I hate it when i can't sleep...


Purity
09-15-2003, 02:46 AM
cause sleep kicks ass. good ol' fashion knockout, unconsious, power snoozin ****!! i can't sleep tonight. i'm tired as hell but it just aint happenin. my face smells like noxema, my breath like crest, and these sheets got the full-on bounce mountain spring fresh vibe. still aint werkin so here i am on this friggin board.

my nose bled on thursday night when i was passed out. i woke up with dried blood all over my hands and face but didn't think much of it cause nothin was on the bed. then this morning i noticed a TON of dried blood all over one of my pillows. i haven't done coke in over 5 months and i'm not prone to getting these so i'm kinda puzzled. plus my nose HAS been sore for the last couple of weeks.
i hope some insect crawled up it during the night and is hatching larvae. that would totally kick ass :cool:

work's crazy. when is it not. for those not in the mortgage biz then you wouldn't understand. most people even in it don't. there's a lott've shady **** that goes down and homeowners can get pretty ****ed over. i used to feel bad for them. now, after years of going through the bull**** hell that they've put me through, i can honestly say that i'm glad that they get ****ed over. i hope more people get screwed.
not that i'm doing the screwing cause i couldn't bring myself to rip someone off. i'm just glad that people are getting ripped off.

if you're still reading this then you must be pretty bored at this point. for your convenience i've added some cute coloring to keep the funk and junk

now i'm back in black. anywayz i'm gonna start getting more involved with my church. i'm trying to join a Bible study group and even do volunteering but both groups won't return my calls. i've been trying to reach them for over 3 months. that kinda sucks.

anyone ever read The Alchemist? i'm reading this book and it's ok. it's starting to piss me off cause the main character is the biggest ****ing *****. he looks at this chick, falls in love, and thinks she's destined to be his wife only after seeing her for less than a second. what a dip****. i have a feeling this book is designed to teach several life lessons to the reader- with that in mind i'm expecting the main character to catch his homey's dick in this chick's mouth in the next chapter.

****! i thought all this typing would get me tired. i just tried passing out again and it won't work. my roomates just threw on the lord of the rings movie. wtf is their problem?? it's almost midnight on a sunday night and they're throwing on a 3 hour movie? whatever.

ok ton. go to bed.

VulgarTheClown
09-15-2003, 08:42 AM
sucks to be you, you crying *****

astroboy
09-15-2003, 09:26 AM
whiny bastardo!! try lots of pushups and working out ... it will wake you up for a bit but then as soon as you eat a heavy meal you will feel tired and sluggish and nap time comes.

Bzob
09-15-2003, 09:35 AM
I slept all day yesterday and I feel great

Leather
09-15-2003, 09:45 AM
Damn!! I've only read the green fonts...It's large to my english...

Bzob
09-15-2003, 09:47 AM
: - l

Purity
09-15-2003, 09:50 AM
vulgar- you're not allowed to talk **** cause you're afraid of women.

astro- you're allowed to because you came up w/ a good suggestion. orderlay way.

bzob- damn your good sleep. damn you.

spanman- green eeeezzz goooood :)

realkaps
09-15-2003, 09:51 AM
I slept all day yesterday too. Sleep gooooooood.....

Bzob
09-15-2003, 09:52 AM
Kaps and i were together yesterday

Fallout
09-15-2003, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
Kaps and i were together yesterday

Tanner is jealious

Bzob
09-15-2003, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Creed
Tanner is jealious

Shut up, you cant post here because girs are afraid of you.

Leather
09-15-2003, 10:06 AM
LOL@Bzob....

Fallout
09-15-2003, 10:06 AM
Tammy let me smell her hair

Leather
09-15-2003, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by Creed
Tammy let me smell her hair

and....did you get an erection?...

Bzob
09-15-2003, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by Creed
Tammy let me smell her hair

When she was sleeping......Trust me that does not count

Fallout
09-15-2003, 10:08 AM
She was driving

Bzob
09-15-2003, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by Creed
She was driving

Nice catch her when she needs 2 hand.....I think we need Tammy to clear this up.

Something is not right here

Bluecifer
09-15-2003, 12:00 PM
I hate that I can NEVER sleep. 4 hours a night tops for me. Last night =zero sleep.

Purity
09-15-2003, 12:56 PM
actually i got some pretty good sleep last night- once i actually fell asleep. had some funky dream that my snake bit me on the arm and i couldn't pry the lil ****er off

nance
09-15-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Purity
actually i got some pretty good sleep last night- once i actually fell asleep. had some funky dream that my snake bit me on the arm and i couldn't pry the lil ****er off

What kind of snake? Daughter #1 had a red-tailed boa years ago. It was a prized at a school fund-raiser......*shudder* her favorite place was in my hair.

Purity
09-15-2003, 01:15 PM
same here! it's a columbian red tail. about 5-6 feet long right now. i'm in the process of building him an epic 6 foot tall cage. but then again, i AM the king-o-procrastination...

nance
09-15-2003, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by Purity
same here! it's a columbian red tail. about 5-6 feet long right now. i'm in the process of building him an epic 6 foot tall cage. but then again, i AM the king-o-procrastination...


LOL....I am the queen......I should be sewing. That's the problem with working at home......too many distractions......

D #1 doesn't have Slippers anymore....she sold it before we moved to SD county. She doesn't really miss it, but it was fun while we had her. Certainly educational. I like snakes more than I used to. Although I still hate the rattlers that appear in my back yard occassionaly.