WE all have them, Tell me some stories..

Wen i lived in an apartment on the lower level it was the worst because i was surounded by what can only be described as a hippy clog convention at 2 am....soon i bought a house.

When I owned my house I had the best neighbors (besides the crack head that i had to dispose of) they would hang out smoke and drink. I had a pool. a great street where i knew 75% of the people

Originally posted by Bzob
WE all have them, Tell me some stories..

Wen i lived in an apartment on the lower level it was the worst because i was surounded by what can only be described as a hippy clog convention at 2 am....soon i bought a house.

When I owned my house I had the best neighbors (besides the crack head that i had to dispose of) they would hang out smoke and drink. I had a pool. a great street where i knew 75% of the people

I love owning my own house. Isn't it great? We have an HOA which has it's downsides, but it the upside is everyone has to keep their yards up and I find out if my kids' are misbehaving, (which they don't in the neighborhood).

I used to have this neighbor that lived above me in an apartment complex. It never failed, every 3:15 on the dot this guy would go to the bathroom. Whether he was pissing or taking a dump, I know not. One day just to see what he would do I went to his house at 3:12 to borrow a couple of eggs. Instead of missing his 'appointment' with the toilet, he left me waiting in the living room while he went to the bathroom for about five minutes.

what's an hoa? And are you a stay at home mom, mom?

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i love that pic

Originally posted by wondermut
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:nonono:

Originally posted by madcrewmom
I love owning my own house. Isn't it great? We have an HOA which has it's downsides, but it the upside is everyone has to keep their yards up and I find out if my kids' are misbehaving, (which they don't in the neighborhood).

Yes it is, where Kato and I live now is like an older quieter comunity than i came from and we are the trashy neighbor. Everyone has beautiful grass (like we used to) and then we got dogs...did i mention we live on a corner lot..lol they have ruined the yard, and it is like a desert dirt storm. also my kids no not do their chores well so the poop gets cleaned up about every other day, whatever is in the yard gets ripped to shreads. and the lids are alway not on the trash cans

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
what's an hoa? And are you a stay at home mom, mom?

HOA= homeowner's association

Yes, I'm a stay at home mom. But I have too many miles on my van to have stayed home all that much....lol I also sew on the side. extra moola.

Originally posted by Bzob
Yes it is, where Kato and I live now is like an older quieter comunity than i came from and we are the trashy neighbor. Everyone has beautiful grass (like we used to) and then we got dogs...did i mention we live on a corner lot..lol they have ruined the yard, and it is like a desert dirt storm. also my kids no not do their chores well so the poop gets cleaned up about every other day, whatever is in the yard gets ripped to shreads. and the lids are alway not on the trash cans

We are like that.....LOL....dog poop gets picked up once every other day if we are lucky too. Son hates that job.

I just typed up a really long story and I got timed out. Ugh. Short version.

Backyard neighbor shut off my water in the middle of the night because he didn't want to call me and tell me we were flooding his yard. (bad sprinklers) He knew the number, called the cops and gave them the wrong address, but he knew the right one to shut me off. He was an A**hole and once threw a rebar over the fence at my son because son threw it over first. Son was only five at the time. So glad to move away from that guy. Rest of neighbors were great!

What is a rebar?

metal bar used for binding concrete

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WOW WONDERMUT to my rescue


"This is god Kent, stop playing with yourself"

Thank you Wondermutt.

I use to live in a house with 3 other guys when I was about 22. We were all good mates and use to have people over most weekends also as we always had beer in the fridge and a decent yard.

Our neighbours all liked us cause we kept it all in order, no one got out of line too much before we kicked them out and all was good...apart from our neighbour next door...the only one that had an impressionable 18 year old daughter...from the time he came home and looked over the fence as he always did and saw his precious girl in a bikini with one of my housemates, it was all over. He lost it, threatened my house mate with a steering wheel lock and basically lost the plot. We came outside and told him to **** off which seemed to make him see reason and he went inside.

An hour later, the cops were over searching for a supposed hydroponic dope set up we had (funny cause we were all Army boys at the time and didn't do any drugs other than drink). This **** went on, he complained about us if the TV was too loud at 8 pm etc...all cause his daughter wanted some dick on our back lawn.

When we got evicted eventually (landlord was sick of complaints and hooked us up in a different place away from the tool), we had a leaving party, invited his daughter and she managed to get plastered and screw 3 guys...class chick

Originally posted by Bzob
What is a rebar?
:nonono: :nonono: :nonono:

Hahahaha at Bzob

bzob is not a man.

Originally posted by seldomTap
I use to live in a house with 3 other guys when I was about 22. We were all good mates and use to have people over most weekends also as we always had beer in the fridge and a decent yard.

Our neighbours all liked us cause we kept it all in order, no one got out of line too much before we kicked them out and all was good...apart from our neighbour next door...the only one that had an impressionable 18 year old daughter...from the time he came home and looked over the fence as he always did and saw his precious girl in a bikini with one of my housemates, it was all over. He lost it, threatened my house mate with a steering wheel lock and basically lost the plot. We came outside and told him to **** off which seemed to make him see reason and he went inside.

An hour later, the cops were over searching for a supposed hydroponic dope set up we had (funny cause we were all Army boys at the time and didn't do any drugs other than drink). This **** went on, he complained about us if the TV was too loud at 8 pm etc...all cause his daughter wanted some dick on our back lawn.

When we got evicted eventually (landlord was sick of complaints and hooked us up in a different place away from the tool), we had a leaving party, invited his daughter and she managed to get plastered and screw 3 guys...class chick

Hahahaha Best story ever!

We used to have this guy near my mate's house called Lucky Phil.

He was called Lucky Phil because the he was like the unluckiest son of a ***** ever.

Story goes he used to be a pro racing car driver until he had a car accident which ****ed his legs up real severe. Then he became a full on alcoholic. He then apparently got a mail order bride from the Phillipines or some small SE Asian country. The list goes on.

The local cops used to get calls re: this guy all the time. He'd routinely call them up telling them he's going to kill himself and because he had registered guns they had to go down there and talk him out of it. They'd seal off the court he lived in all the time and the locals and cops would always know it was Lucky Phil being a dick. Or there'd be reports of him staggering into the middle of traffic, causing a nuisance, public disturbance, etc.

Bloody Lucky Phil....

- J.

Back in Oz, we had this family of nutjobs that lived next door to us.

The husband was obsessive compulsive about cleaning his shoes and having them all laid out nice and neat, in order. He was also an English teacher at our high school.

His *****face wife was the local gossip rag/village idiot so to speak.

One time his *****face wife reversed into my mums car (despite my mum HOLDING DOWN THE CAR HORN FOR HER TO WARN HER). *****face admitted it was her fault, she was crying and **** and my mum was holding her trying to calm her down. Later when my mum reported this to her insurance company she found out this chick said my mum drove into her. Thankfully the insurance rep could see the rage on my mum's face first hand and they agreed in the end it was *****face's fault.

Since then we don't talk to them. All I can say is I'm glad my mates demolished their letterbox severely.

- J.

I ****en hate my neighbours now, but I avoid any contact also

My neighbors don't bother me, they think me and my friends are crazy for some reason.