For you guys who can't seem to get a chick, here are some pick up lines.......good luck....muwhahahaha.

-Hi. Are you legal?
-Hi. You'll do.
-I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
-I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?
-There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
-Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
-Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
-Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow.
-"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?" [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That's the problem... my watch is an hour fast!"
-You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?


:ghost:

LOL!!!!

:nonono:

nice shoes

They call me Fred Flinstone, because I make the bed rock......

Originally posted by Curly Howard
nice shoes

Okay, you lost me.

*wanders around lost and confused*

Originally posted by Bzob
:nonono:

Sorry, been feeling a bit obnoxious lately. Need to let off some steam......me bad.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
Okay, you lost me.

*wanders around lost and confused*

It's part of a pick up line.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
It's part of a pick up line.

LOL, okay, you are talking to a "niave" blonde here......still don't get it. But then again, only had a few pick up lines used on me.

nice shoes, wanna (have sexual relations)

Let's go to my place, order a pizza and ****. What, you don't like pizza?

Originally posted by Curly Howard
nice shoes, wanna (have sexual relations)

Oh, I guess that is one that wouldn't have worked on me.....I don't find it funny.....*shrugs* sorry.

Originally posted by prime cut
Let's go to my place, order a pizza and ****. What, you don't like pizza?

When I went to boarding school in Greece, my roommate and I were approached by two Greeks whose only English words (that they said to us) were: " I love you. I want to f*** you" I was only 16 and it scared the heck out of me. We ran.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
Oh, I guess that is one that wouldn't have worked on me.....I don't find it funny.....*shrugs* sorry.

:burnup: :davil2:

This thread is making me wanna do some work *leaves thread

Originally posted by Curly Howard
:burnup: :davil2: :?!:

Originally posted by madcrewmom
:?!:
:lovers:

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight

Originally posted by prime cut
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight

*passes on offer*

Rectom, damn near killed um

Is your father a juice maker? cause your very fine.

say, you look tired why dont you climb in my pants and hit the sack?

Nice shirt, that would look great on my bedroom floor.

I got money biotch, just tell me your price, cuz blue dawg ain't nothin' nice...

i walk up to a girl and say excuse and she says what?then i say you dropped something then she say i did?then i say yes...your smile...worked alot of times 4 me

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
Is your father a juice maker? cause your very fine.

say, you look tired why dont you climb in my pants and hit the sack?

Nice shirt, that would look great on my bedroom floor.

Its no wonder..

Originally posted by Curly Howard
nice shoes, wanna (have sexual relations)

have sexual relations.. hahahahahhahaha

how gentleman like of you

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
say, you look tired why dont you climb in my pants and hit the sack?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Never heard that one before.

Baby, you look sooo sweet...Id bet you **** sugar

Well Allison, at least it worked on Melissa. But then again, so would throwing a handfull of plankton in her general direction.

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
Well Allison, at least it worked on Melissa. But then again, so would throwing a handfull of plankton in her general direction.

Now that is pure ****ing comedy in truth!!!!!!LOL!!!!

how about grunyan?

I want to "meet" this Melissa I keep hearing about.

No you do not!

Who the **** is melissa. I need to start posting more.

But I love whores.....

WHORES RULE

not this one!

whores are good.

she can't be that bad carlao post a pic

Who is she? ...PICS!!....

Thats funny...I cant find the threads with her pics

come on lets see em

Allison posted pictures of her and this Melissa a while ago wearing bathing suits.

Massive jugs.

madd clevage

Huge rack

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Allison posted pictures of her and this Melissa a while ago wearing bathing suits.

Massive jugs.

AAAAAAAAaaaaa...I remember her!!...The B-52*...asdhjsfg...no, I want to say the Allison blonde friend....


*Bad taste joke

She was kind of chunky with a nice rack. I'd hit it.

She takes good photos from what I hear....

butt naked?

ass naked?

I was at the store the other day & this guy told me he loved women in cover alls, I said well, they are comfortable, then he said, "do you believe in the here after" I said yes, he said "good, then you know what I'm here after".............

“There’s something about you that I’ve never seen in any other girl before, would you let me take you out to dinner?”

“I’ve never felt this way about a girl before.” ...buhaHAHAHAA!!!!

“I’m sorry but I saw you as I was walking by and you took my breath away, would you like to go get some coffee with me?”

“I love those shoes you’re wearing.. I buried my mom in that same brand last year.” LoL, maybe not a pick up line but the look they’ll give you is classic!!! ..making them laugh is always a plus.

I still think "Do you like shopping" works pretty well. Of course, that approach can get pricey.

hahahaha, no wonder the strippers like you blue dawg

I think I'm like that(give all my $ to women) because of the way I was raised. My mom and dad have been together 33 years and he has always just straight given her his paychecks and she lets him have the remote control. They're happy and the relationship works. I just got screwed up somewhere along the way....

Your dad is a smart man

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I think I'm like that(give all my $ to women) because of the way I was raised. My mom and dad have been together 33 years and he has always just straight given her his paychecks and she lets him have the remote control. They're happy and the relationship works. I just got screwed up somewhere along the way....

33 years. THat's along time. We are going on 18.......

That's a long time too.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
That's a long time too.

Time flies when you are having fun.....lol.

Me: Excuse me Miss, but I don't think you should drink anymore.

Miss: Why, I just got here?

Me: Cause you will be driving me home shortly.

Less classy

Me: Hey, wanna ****?

Girl: Hell no

Me: Mind lyoing donw while I have one then?

Originally posted by momita
I was at the store the other day & this guy told me he loved women in cover alls, I said well, they are comfortable, then he said, "do you believe in the here after" I said yes, he said "good, then you know what I'm here after".............

LMAO......