My stomach feels like its being ripped apart :grr:

Now that you mention it, I haven't **** a single time today, which is really wierd considering how much booze i put away last night....I should have some serious splatters.....

sometimes it gets plugged and goes away. Eating chili and drinking booze might actually clog you up

Hmmm. Well, I have faith in my rectum, I'm sure I'll release with furious abondon any second now....

The 'After Grog Bog' is always a highlight of a long night on the gas i find...always good to clear any house or mid size office inside 2 minutes of excretion

I think I just got rid of the last little bit. I feel strangely empty, yet satisfied

Like a prison ***** after being raped...he feels empty, but knows he is safe for at least an hour

hhahahahahaha