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Magic Man 09-09-2003, 11:01 PM Please answer these, I am conducting a survey on Internet behaviour, I will compile the results and then post the conclusion on the web.
1. What is your name?
2. Are you happy with life?
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't?
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire?
5. When was the last time you had ring worm?
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?
7. Why is the sky blue?
8. Should marijuana be legal?
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens?
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige?
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped?
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did?
15. Why do you foruming?
16. What martial art do you do?
17. Which fighters do you hate the most?
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?
Thanks, M.
Fallout 09-09-2003, 11:07 PM Shaun
somewhat
no
yes
highschool
true (I don't know)
because the grass was already green
yes
no
hell yes, they can't fight back
of course
I guess
e-mailed a naked picture of a girl to her mother (I took the picture)
huh?
boxing
Phil Baroni, Josh Barnett, Matt Hume
Who knows, stay asleep
inject
yes
nance 09-09-2003, 11:29 PM 1.Nancy
2.yes
3.yes
4.yes
5.age 6
6.how gross
7.the sky is orange
8.yes
9.yes and yes
10.no
11.never met one
12.yes
13.don't know
14.Called someone an ugly name
15.I like talking to people
16.I watch
17.I don't hate
18.yes. I would have died
19.don't do drugs
20.false
realkaps 09-09-2003, 11:33 PM 1. Kaps
2. I guess
3. No
4. Yes
5. Never?
6. False
7. Dunno
8. Yes
9. No
10. No
11. Never seen a quadruple amputee
12. Yes
13. No
14. Tipped over a guy in a wheelchair
15. Boredom
16. Boxing/Wrestling
17. Vanderlei Silva
18. No
19. Injectable
20. True
DragonZero 09-09-2003, 11:36 PM Diedrich
i can't complain
yes
yes 4 times
never
true
my don't know
absolutely it should be
yes
no
nope can't say i have
all the time
that would be a big problem
pissed on a chicks head when i was drunk at a party and she was passed out in the bushes
because it's better then watching the crap on tv
boxing,kickboxing,bjj
tito ortiz,dan severn
yes i have and that would suck if i couldn't wake up it would be torture
sniff and smoke
true
AgonYx0 09-09-2003, 11:52 PM 1. What is your name? Kimberlee
2. Are you happy with life? Kinda
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? NO
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? NO
5. When was the last time you had ring worm? never had it
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?
7. Why is the sky blue? because god wants it to be
8. Should marijuana be legal? HELL YES
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? NO
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? NOPE
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?NO
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? HELL NO
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? cut a hoodrats hair in a fight
15. Why do you foruming?
16. What martial art do you do?
17. Which fighters do you hate the most?
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?
Thanks, M.
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HockeyFighter 09-09-2003, 11:53 PM Chris
Overall, yes.
Yes
Yes
Never
Um...false.
The sky is blue because the atmosphere scatters all other wavelengths of light during the day. At sunrise and sunset when the sun is at a different angle to the earth's atmosphere the blue wavelength is scattered and red wavelengths are able to pass through.
No
Yes
No
No
Sometimes
Sure why not.
Nearly broke my roommates arm
Boredom
None
Tito, Baroni
Yes
Neither
True
seldomTap 09-09-2003, 11:56 PM 1. What is your name? Andrew
2. Are you happy with life? No
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? No, I have a big ass and I know this
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? No
5. When was the last time you had ring worm? Never, I bathe regularly
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? True...ask my uncle
7. Why is the sky blue? Refraction of light from the sun through the atmosphere
8. Should marijuana be legal? No, cause it will only become taxed heavily to line politicians pockets
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? No
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? Male or female?
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? Inner beauty is a wonderful thing
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? Often
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? Seeings as Israel is more or less a US stae, it would be highly un kosher
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? Slept with an ex's best friend just so I could let her know the next day that not only had I split with her, her best friend was a slut
15. Why do you foruming? Beats work
16. What martial art do you do? Would do BJJ again if I had time, a reliable car and money. See above for Muay Thai also
17. Which fighters do you hate the most? Stallers
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? My life would be way better
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? Old school needle for me
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? Yes...but I am a bored mother****er who is getting paid to do so
handjobs4dollars 09-09-2003, 11:59 PM 1. What is your name?
Grant McClemont
2. Are you happy with life?
Hell no
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't?
yes(spandex shorts)
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire?
yes
5. When was the last time you had ring worm?
never
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?
true
7. Why is the sky blue?
gas in the air and sunlight relecting off of it
8. Should marijuana be legal?
Sure
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens?
What like mexicans and dave.
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige?
How much
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?
No
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped?
All the time
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?
Yes
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did?
*Shows ass crack*
15. Why do you foruming?
Becuase I have no friends
16. What martial art do you do?
bjj/boxing etc.
17. Which fighters do you hate the most?
Huges
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
No
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?
Sniff black tar *****
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?
True
lightweight 09-10-2003, 12:01 AM 1. Daniel
2. Yes
3. no
4. yes
5. never
6. f
7. because the grass is green
8. sure
9. no
10. no
11. no
12. yes
13. no
14. I'm not "mean"
15. It passes time
16. boxing, grappling
17. Jacob Ortiz
18. Continue killing the people from my dreams.
19. None of the above, anal suppository is the way to go
20. T
juzre 09-10-2003, 12:11 AM 1. What is your name? Justin
2. Are you happy with life? Its alright
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? All my pants fit are are too big.
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? Yes
5. When was the last time you had ring worm? No
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? T
7. Why is the sky blue? Cause the carbon dioxide and nitrgen and molecules collaborate in the air and ****
8. Should marijuana be legal? Yes
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? Yes
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? No
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? No
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? Yes
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? No
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? vandalized a friends ex girls car
15. Why do you foruming? Im bored
16. What martial art do you do? None
17. Which fighters do you hate the most? Silva
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? Yes, if i coudlnt wake it woudl depend on the dream how i would react
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? No
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? T
realkaps 09-10-2003, 09:50 AM Originally posted by juzre
17. Which fighters do you hate the most? Silva
:lovers:
Curly Howard 09-10-2003, 10:07 AM 1. What is your name?
Curly Howard
2. Are you happy with life?
Yes
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't?
No
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire?
yes
5. When was the last time you had ring worm?
no
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?
True
7. Why is the sky blue?
The sky isn't really blue. Light is made up of electromagnetic waves.
The distance between 2 crests in this wave is called the wavelength.
White light contains all the colors of the rainbow.
The amount of light scattered for any given color depends on the wavelength of that color.
All the colors in white light have different wavelengths.
Red light has the longest wavelength.
The wavelength of blue light is about half that of red light.
This difference in wavelength causes blue light to be scattered nearly ten times more than red light.
When blue light waves try to go straight through an oxygen and nitrogen molecules, its light is scattered in all directions because of this collision.
This scattered blue light is what makes the sky blue.
All other colors (with longer wavelengths than blue light) are scattered too.
Blue light's short wavelength causes it to be scattered the most.
(The shorther the wavelength of the color, the more that color gets scattered by the atmosphere)
8. Should marijuana be legal?
Sure why not. I f booze is legal pot should be too.
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens?
I don't believe in little green men but to think that the universe is never ending that we are the only life forms in it is crazy.
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige?
I'd hit it
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?
I'd hit it
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped?
No
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?
:lol2:
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did?
See question 11
15. Why do you foruming?
me no understand
16. What martial art do you do?
none of the above
17. Which fighters do you hate the most?
The one that beat me up in the 4th grade
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
It's called life
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?
IV drip
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?
True
1. What is your name? Bob
2. Are you happy with life? Yes
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? No
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? Yes
5. When was the last time you had ring worm? Never
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? True
7. Why is the sky blue? Because if it was green you would never know when to stop mowing
8. Should marijuana be legal? Yes
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? Only Aliens
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? No
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? No
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? Yes
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? No
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? Kill for the love of Killing
15. Why do you foruming? :- l
16. What martial art do you do? Self trained boxing
17. Which fighters do you hate the most? No fighter Bashing
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? Who Cares
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? Inject
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? False
Fury Dragon 09-10-2003, 10:31 AM 1. What is your name? -- Randy
2. Are you happy with life? -- Yes
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? -- No
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? -- Yes
5. When was the last time you had ring worm? -- Never
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? -- True.
7. Why is the sky blue? -- The mixture of gasses in our atmosphere makes it that way.
8. Should marijuana be legal? -- Yes, and treated like alcohol as far as legalities.
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? -- Not sure.
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? -- No.
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? -- No.
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? -- Of course.
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? -- No.
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? -- I don't know.
15. Why do you foruming? -- I speach much well in english class...what?
16. What martial art do you do? -- Wing Chun, Cheung Style Sport Kung Fu and Muay Thai.
17. Which fighters do you hate the most? -- Josh Barnett and Ricco Rodriguez.
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? -- I've had realistic dreams.
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? -- I don't.
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? -- True.
Tha Playa 09-10-2003, 11:00 AM Originally posted by Magic Man
1. What is your name? Bryan
2. Are you happy with life? Yes
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? No
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? Yes
5. When was the last time you had ring worm? About 3 years ago
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? True
7. Why is the sky blue? ask God
8. Should marijuana be legal? Yes
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? No and Yes
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? 3rd cousin and below
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? no
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? no
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? no
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? torture kittens when i was young
15. Why do you foruming? bored
16. What martial art do you do? none
17. Which fighters do you hate the most? tito
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? yes, i have very realistic dreams, i'd deal with it
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? never did h
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? T
Thanks, M.
Magic Man 09-10-2003, 11:42 AM Okay, here are the results I got back from the love machine:
1. None of you are named Samuelson Johnstone.
2. Some of you are happy with life, others are not.
3. All of you are lying about the pants thing, except for that canadian fella.
4. Most of you are careless ****s with fire, and shows why so many homes are burnt down each year.
5. all of you are lying, ring worm is a natural rites of passage for children entering adulthood.
6. All of you are going on hear-say about the sphincter thing, if you dont have a sphincter, you can get an operation to re-direct your faeces out through the mouth.
7. No, the sky is not blue because of gases, its blue because there is water up there being held in a huge glass bowl, that sometimes leaks.
8. Most of you are cone heads.
9. More people believe in aliens than ghosts.
10. I bet most of you would **** your seldom-seen cousin if she was Heidi Klum and she started caressing you **** with her tongue.
http://i.cnn.net/si/features/2001/swimsuit/gallery/heidi/heidi_7_lg.jpg
11. all of you are racism against amputees.
12. All of you are coniving cunts...I dont believe those who said no.
13. Most of you think Isreal is USA lite.
14. most of you are mean cunts.
15. Most of you cannot understand pidgin english.
16. Some of you are arm chair Royce Gracies, some of you are not.
17. A lot of you seem to dislike the Latino fighters - racism.
18. This question was just a filler...
19. Most of you are crack heads too.
20. All of you are bored cunts.
Tammy 09-10-2003, 12:33 PM 1. What is your name? Tammy
2. Are you happy with life? No
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? Yes and it actually fit after.
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? My hair caught on fire, does that count?
5. When was the last time you had ring worm? Never.
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? Who knows...
7. Why is the sky blue? Because I want it to be.
8. Should marijuana be legal? Sure, why not.
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? Yes.
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? No
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? Never seen one.
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? All the time.
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? Ok.
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? Arranged for someone to be tortured.
15. Why do you foruming? I'm bored.
16. What martial art do you do? None.
17. Which fighters do you hate the most? None.
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? Yes and it would be fine.
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? Sniff.
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? F
Purity 09-10-2003, 02:01 PM 1. What is your name?
tony
2. Are you happy with life?
yes
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't?
no but i probably had family members try to fit me in dorky, tight-fitting pants when i was a lil kid.
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire?
yes
5. When was the last time you had ring worm?
about a year ago
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?
who cares
7. Why is the sky blue?
has to do with reflections and sunlight but i can't remember the exacts
8. Should marijuana be legal?
yes
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens?
yes on ghosts but i'm not sure about aliens
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige?
depends how she looked, how drunk i was, where it was at, and how closely related we were
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?
no
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped?
no
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?
no
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did?
can't really put my finger on it
15. Why do you foruming?
that makes no sense.
16. What martial art do you do?
none atm
17. Which fighters do you hate the most?
none
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
yes i have. if i couldn't wake then i guess i'd be in a coma
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?
probably snort
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?
f
DragonZero 09-10-2003, 02:27 PM the sky is blue because sunlight bounces through earths dust particles and produces a prism type effect thus we have a blue sky
HockeyFighter 09-10-2003, 02:51 PM partially correct, it all has to do with angles and the makeup of the atmosphere
DragonZero 09-10-2003, 02:58 PM yep i don't feel like getting real technical or i'd break it down
Originally posted by DragonZero
yep i don't feel like getting real technical or i'd break it down
Curly already did you turd Burgler
Leather 09-10-2003, 03:02 PM 1. What is your name?
Aaron
2. Are you happy with life?
Yes
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't?
mmmm...I don't know...limited english,sorry
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire?
No
5. When was the last time you had ring worm?
Damn!! I need more vocabulary
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?
I'm calling to an english school...
7. Why is the sky blue?
Because we see it blue..
8. Should marijuana be legal?
YES
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens?
Yes
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige?
no
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?
I've never seen one of these
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped?
Perhaps
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?
Ha!! Israel will not attack US
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did?
...
15. Why do you foruming?
I'm bored perhaps...and to practice my veeeery limited english
16. What martial art do you do?
I'd have to do Muay Thai, but I've changed it for sitar classes (I hope)
17. Which fighters do you hate the most?
Now Takada
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
yes, I would have painted a lot of things in the sky
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?
I hate heroin
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?
Perhaps...but I were just curious
Thanks, M.
HockeyFighter 09-10-2003, 03:02 PM Originally posted by DragonZero
yep i don't feel like getting real technical or i'd break it down
agreed
DragonZero 09-10-2003, 03:03 PM Originally posted by Bzob
Curly already did you turd Burgler
mmmmm turds
Mr. Beelzebub 09-10-2003, 03:08 PM 1. What is your name? Ed
2. Are you happy with life? Sometimes
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? Nah, I used to wear pants way too big for me.
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? Yes
5. When was the last time you had ring worm? Never
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? Probably
7. Why is the sky blue? The Solar rays travelling through the stratosphere.
8. Should marijuana be legal? Yes
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? Yes and yes
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? Yes, but not first cousins.
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? no
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? All the time
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? no
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? I'm a saint
15. Why do you foruming? Beats doing some work.
16. What martial art do you do? Savate, BJJ, Vale Tudo
17. Which fighters do you hate the most? Josh Barnett
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? Nah.
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? I'd sniff it, I'm scared of needles
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? True
Thanks, M. - You're welcome young man.
Crystalline Dream 09-10-2003, 04:37 PM 1. Crystalline
2. Yes.
3. Yes
4. Who hasn't
5. Never
6. True
7. What Hockeyfighter said.
8. No
9. No.
10. Blood or marriage?
11. No
12. Yes
13. According to Jewish law? Probably
14. hahahahahhahahahahah
15. Passes time
16. Kickboxing
17. Tito
18. Yes I have. I wouldn't have minded, it was a good dream
19. trick question
20. False
nance 09-10-2003, 09:05 PM Originally posted by DragonZero
the sky is blue because sunlight bounces through earths dust particles and produces a prism type effect thus we have a blue sky
THE SKY IS ORANGE!!! DIDN'T ANY OF YOU READ MINE????
Originally posted by Magic Man
Please answer these, I am conducting a survey on Internet behaviour, I will compile the results and then post the conclusion on the web.
1. Mark
2......meh
3. no
4. yes
5. never
6. T
7.coz it just is
8. yes
9. yes
10. no
11. no
12. yes
13. whats kosher
14. farted in my cats face ...twice
15. ????bordum
16. bjj
17. **** heads like kimo, severn,
18. yes...if you couldnt wake from it then iti would be your reality so no biggie just adapt to it.
19. supository
20. T
Thanks, M.
VulgarTheClown 09-11-2003, 10:13 PM 1. What is your name? Ben Stark
2. Are you happy with life? in certain aspects very happy in others not so much. All in all i am at a normal level of happy.
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? yes
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? yes
5. When was the last time you had ring worm? never
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? False it would come out when it wanted without your control
7. Why is the sky blue? Cause mommy said so, where in all reality it has to due with chemical reactions between casses and sunlight
8. Should marijuana be legal? yes, if your stupid enough to do a drug you deserve what you get
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? kinda but not really
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? no
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? yes
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? yes
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? depending what they attacked with
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? when i was in kindergarden i beat a kids face in with a block
15. Why do you foruming? entertainment
16. What martial art do you do? BJJ, Muay Thai, Boxing, Wrestling
17. Which fighters do you hate the most? I do not hate any fights but i do think some are boring
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? no, i always wake up. have i ever not wanted to wake up? yes
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? I like to inject and sniff at the same time
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? kinda so i will say True
The Jake 09-12-2003, 12:18 AM 1. What is your name?
Jarrod
2. Are you happy with life?
You mean my life or life in general?
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't?
No.
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire?
Yes.
5. When was the last time you had ring worm?
Never.
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?
Dunno. I don't care to look this up on Google.
7. Why is the sky blue?
This one I did:
Blue light's short wavelength causes it to get scattered around 10 times more by oxygen and nitrogen molecules than the longer wavelengths (like red) of the other colors visible to us.
The blue in the sky we see is scattered blue light.
http://www.why-is-the-sky-blue.org/why-is-the-sky-blue.html
8. Should marijuana be legal?
No. Do I need to provide a reason?
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens?
Yes.
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige?
No.
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?
Never met one.
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped?
All the time.
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?
WTF? Israel will never attack the US. There'd go all their aid, weapons, etc.
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did?
Deliberately or unintentionally?
Unintentionally, fed Arju's mouse to the snake (I thought it was hungry and nobody was feeding it at the time. The snake I mean, not the mouse).
Deliberately? ****... I can't remember so it can't have been too bad.
15. Why do you foruming?
I'm on break.
16. What martial art do you do?
Atm, nothing. I'm still sick. I'd like to go back to BJJ, Pancrase and boxing/kickboxing though.
17. Which fighters do you hate the most?
I don't hate anyone. Just people who irritate me. Phil Baroni I guess :)
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
What is this, the Matrix?? Yes I had a dream that was real. I dreamed I was some cybernetic version of Spider man and I was getting my asswhipped by like 50 feds with rifle butts cracking down on my head. If I couldn't wake up I guess it would hurt a lot hey?
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?
I don't take heroin.
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?
True.
- The Jake
Fallout 09-12-2003, 12:22 AM You fed your wifes pet to a snake? Thats ****ing harsh
The Jake 09-12-2003, 12:23 AM Originally posted by Creed
You fed your wifes pet to a snake? Thats ****ing harsh
It's a long story Creed....
- J.
seldomTap 09-12-2003, 12:36 AM MIce are just snake food out of the wrapper anyways
The Jake 09-12-2003, 12:50 AM The short of it was I bought a few mice awhile back, I got regular mice instead of feeder mice (like it makes a difference to the snake, right?). Anyway, Arju had taken to playing with it and wanted to keep it because it wasn't the usual, run of the mill, feeder mice. She even told me as such, but I kinda underestimated how much the animal meant to her.
I'm not proud of it but yeah, I did it and there's nothing I can do about it now.
- J.
seldomTap 09-12-2003, 12:57 AM You sir, are a Baboon!
The Jake 09-12-2003, 01:00 AM Like you've never done anything that cruel. I bet you'd done things plenty worse.... deliberately too... like turning people into nullos.... ***.
- J.
Purity 09-12-2003, 02:23 AM me and napol were contemplating hiding rat poisen in some steaks and throwing them over the fence to the neighbor's irritating dogs
seldomTap 09-12-2003, 02:34 AM Originally posted by The Jake
Like you've never done anything that cruel. I bet you'd done things plenty worse.... deliberately too... like turning people into nullos.... ***.
- J.
That wasn't cruel, it was an act of love
The Jake 09-12-2003, 02:39 AM Hahahahahhaha!
- J.
Magic Man 09-12-2003, 03:16 AM now is a good time to post an owned picture...dammit, I deleted all my ms paint pics :(
seldomTap 09-12-2003, 03:17 AM You fool!
Tha Playa 09-12-2003, 03:20 AM Really magic. Your drawings are what get me through the day.
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