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Magic Man
09-09-2003, 11:01 PM
Please answer these, I am conducting a survey on Internet behaviour, I will compile the results and then post the conclusion on the web.

1. What is your name?

2. Are you happy with life?

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't?

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire?

5. When was the last time you had ring worm?

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?

7. Why is the sky blue?

8. Should marijuana be legal?

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens?

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige?

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped?

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did?

15. Why do you foruming?

16. What martial art do you do?

17. Which fighters do you hate the most?

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?

Thanks, M.

Fallout
09-09-2003, 11:07 PM
Shaun
somewhat
no
yes
highschool
true (I don't know)
because the grass was already green
yes
no
hell yes, they can't fight back
of course
I guess
e-mailed a naked picture of a girl to her mother (I took the picture)
huh?
boxing
Phil Baroni, Josh Barnett, Matt Hume
Who knows, stay asleep
inject
yes

nance
09-09-2003, 11:29 PM
1.Nancy
2.yes
3.yes
4.yes
5.age 6
6.how gross
7.the sky is orange
8.yes
9.yes and yes
10.no
11.never met one
12.yes
13.don't know
14.Called someone an ugly name
15.I like talking to people
16.I watch
17.I don't hate
18.yes. I would have died
19.don't do drugs
20.false

realkaps
09-09-2003, 11:33 PM
1. Kaps

2. I guess

3. No

4. Yes

5. Never?

6. False

7. Dunno

8. Yes

9. No

10. No

11. Never seen a quadruple amputee

12. Yes

13. No

14. Tipped over a guy in a wheelchair

15. Boredom

16. Boxing/Wrestling

17. Vanderlei Silva

18. No

19. Injectable

20. True

DragonZero
09-09-2003, 11:36 PM
Diedrich


i can't complain


yes


yes 4 times


never


true


my don't know


absolutely it should be


yes


no


nope can't say i have


all the time


that would be a big problem


pissed on a chicks head when i was drunk at a party and she was passed out in the bushes


because it's better then watching the crap on tv


boxing,kickboxing,bjj


tito ortiz,dan severn


yes i have and that would suck if i couldn't wake up it would be torture


sniff and smoke


true

AgonYx0
09-09-2003, 11:52 PM
1. What is your name? Kimberlee


2. Are you happy with life? Kinda

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? NO

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? NO

5. When was the last time you had ring worm? never had it

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?

7. Why is the sky blue? because god wants it to be

8. Should marijuana be legal? HELL YES

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? NO

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? NOPE

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?NO

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? HELL NO

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? cut a hoodrats hair in a fight

15. Why do you foruming?

16. What martial art do you do?

17. Which fighters do you hate the most?

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?

Thanks, M.


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HockeyFighter
09-09-2003, 11:53 PM
Chris

Overall, yes.

Yes

Yes

Never

Um...false.

The sky is blue because the atmosphere scatters all other wavelengths of light during the day. At sunrise and sunset when the sun is at a different angle to the earth's atmosphere the blue wavelength is scattered and red wavelengths are able to pass through.

No

Yes

No

No

Sometimes

Sure why not.

Nearly broke my roommates arm

Boredom

None

Tito, Baroni

Yes

Neither

True

seldomTap
09-09-2003, 11:56 PM
1. What is your name? Andrew

2. Are you happy with life? No

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? No, I have a big ass and I know this

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? No

5. When was the last time you had ring worm? Never, I bathe regularly

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? True...ask my uncle

7. Why is the sky blue? Refraction of light from the sun through the atmosphere

8. Should marijuana be legal? No, cause it will only become taxed heavily to line politicians pockets

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? No

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? Male or female?

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? Inner beauty is a wonderful thing

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? Often

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? Seeings as Israel is more or less a US stae, it would be highly un kosher

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? Slept with an ex's best friend just so I could let her know the next day that not only had I split with her, her best friend was a slut

15. Why do you foruming? Beats work

16. What martial art do you do? Would do BJJ again if I had time, a reliable car and money. See above for Muay Thai also

17. Which fighters do you hate the most? Stallers

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? My life would be way better

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? Old school needle for me

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? Yes...but I am a bored mother****er who is getting paid to do so

handjobs4dollars
09-09-2003, 11:59 PM
1. What is your name?
Grant McClemont
2. Are you happy with life?
Hell no
3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't?
yes(spandex shorts)
4. Have you ever been burnt by fire?
yes
5. When was the last time you had ring worm?
never
6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?
true
7. Why is the sky blue?
gas in the air and sunlight relecting off of it
8. Should marijuana be legal?
Sure
9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens?
What like mexicans and dave.
10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige?
How much
11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?
No
12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped?
All the time
13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?
Yes
14. What was the meanest thing you ever did?
*Shows ass crack*
15. Why do you foruming?
Becuase I have no friends
16. What martial art do you do?
bjj/boxing etc.
17. Which fighters do you hate the most?
Huges
18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
No
19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?
Sniff black tar *****
20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?
True

lightweight
09-10-2003, 12:01 AM
1. Daniel

2. Yes

3. no

4. yes

5. never

6. f

7. because the grass is green

8. sure

9. no

10. no

11. no

12. yes

13. no

14. I'm not "mean"

15. It passes time

16. boxing, grappling

17. Jacob Ortiz

18. Continue killing the people from my dreams.

19. None of the above, anal suppository is the way to go

20. T

juzre
09-10-2003, 12:11 AM
1. What is your name? Justin

2. Are you happy with life? Its alright

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? All my pants fit are are too big.

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? Yes

5. When was the last time you had ring worm? No

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? T

7. Why is the sky blue? Cause the carbon dioxide and nitrgen and molecules collaborate in the air and ****

8. Should marijuana be legal? Yes

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? Yes

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? No

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? No

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? Yes

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? No

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? vandalized a friends ex girls car

15. Why do you foruming? Im bored

16. What martial art do you do? None

17. Which fighters do you hate the most? Silva

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? Yes, if i coudlnt wake it woudl depend on the dream how i would react

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? No

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? T

realkaps
09-10-2003, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by juzre

17. Which fighters do you hate the most? Silva


:lovers:

Curly Howard
09-10-2003, 10:07 AM
1. What is your name?
Curly Howard

2. Are you happy with life?
Yes

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't?
No

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire?
yes

5. When was the last time you had ring worm?
no

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?
True

7. Why is the sky blue?
The sky isn't really blue. Light is made up of electromagnetic waves.

The distance between 2 crests in this wave is called the wavelength.

White light contains all the colors of the rainbow.

The amount of light scattered for any given color depends on the wavelength of that color.

All the colors in white light have different wavelengths.

Red light has the longest wavelength.

The wavelength of blue light is about half that of red light.

This difference in wavelength causes blue light to be scattered nearly ten times more than red light.

When blue light waves try to go straight through an oxygen and nitrogen molecules, its light is scattered in all directions because of this collision.

This scattered blue light is what makes the sky blue.

All other colors (with longer wavelengths than blue light) are scattered too.

Blue light's short wavelength causes it to be scattered the most.

(The shorther the wavelength of the color, the more that color gets scattered by the atmosphere)


8. Should marijuana be legal?
Sure why not. I f booze is legal pot should be too.

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens?
I don't believe in little green men but to think that the universe is never ending that we are the only life forms in it is crazy.

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige?
I'd hit it

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?
I'd hit it

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped?
No

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?
:lol2:

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did?
See question 11

15. Why do you foruming?
me no understand

16. What martial art do you do?
none of the above

17. Which fighters do you hate the most?
The one that beat me up in the 4th grade

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
It's called life

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?
IV drip

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?
True

Bzob
09-10-2003, 10:12 AM
1. What is your name? Bob

2. Are you happy with life? Yes

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? No

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? Yes

5. When was the last time you had ring worm? Never

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? True

7. Why is the sky blue? Because if it was green you would never know when to stop mowing

8. Should marijuana be legal? Yes

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? Only Aliens

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? No

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? No

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? Yes

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? No

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? Kill for the love of Killing

15. Why do you foruming? :- l

16. What martial art do you do? Self trained boxing

17. Which fighters do you hate the most? No fighter Bashing

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? Who Cares

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? Inject

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? False

Fury Dragon
09-10-2003, 10:31 AM
1. What is your name? -- Randy

2. Are you happy with life? -- Yes

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? -- No

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? -- Yes

5. When was the last time you had ring worm? -- Never

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? -- True.

7. Why is the sky blue? -- The mixture of gasses in our atmosphere makes it that way.

8. Should marijuana be legal? -- Yes, and treated like alcohol as far as legalities.

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? -- Not sure.

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? -- No.

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? -- No.

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? -- Of course.

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? -- No.

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? -- I don't know.

15. Why do you foruming? -- I speach much well in english class...what?

16. What martial art do you do? -- Wing Chun, Cheung Style Sport Kung Fu and Muay Thai.

17. Which fighters do you hate the most? -- Josh Barnett and Ricco Rodriguez.

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? -- I've had realistic dreams.

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? -- I don't.

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? -- True.

Tha Playa
09-10-2003, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by Magic Man


1. What is your name? Bryan

2. Are you happy with life? Yes

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? No

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? Yes

5. When was the last time you had ring worm? About 3 years ago

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? True

7. Why is the sky blue? ask God

8. Should marijuana be legal? Yes

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? No and Yes

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? 3rd cousin and below

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? no

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? no

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? no

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? torture kittens when i was young

15. Why do you foruming? bored

16. What martial art do you do? none

17. Which fighters do you hate the most? tito

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? yes, i have very realistic dreams, i'd deal with it

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? never did h

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? T

Thanks, M.

Magic Man
09-10-2003, 11:42 AM
Okay, here are the results I got back from the love machine:

1. None of you are named Samuelson Johnstone.

2. Some of you are happy with life, others are not.

3. All of you are lying about the pants thing, except for that canadian fella.

4. Most of you are careless ****s with fire, and shows why so many homes are burnt down each year.

5. all of you are lying, ring worm is a natural rites of passage for children entering adulthood.

6. All of you are going on hear-say about the sphincter thing, if you dont have a sphincter, you can get an operation to re-direct your faeces out through the mouth.

7. No, the sky is not blue because of gases, its blue because there is water up there being held in a huge glass bowl, that sometimes leaks.

8. Most of you are cone heads.

9. More people believe in aliens than ghosts.

10. I bet most of you would **** your seldom-seen cousin if she was Heidi Klum and she started caressing you **** with her tongue.

http://i.cnn.net/si/features/2001/swimsuit/gallery/heidi/heidi_7_lg.jpg

11. all of you are racism against amputees.

12. All of you are coniving cunts...I dont believe those who said no.

13. Most of you think Isreal is USA lite.

14. most of you are mean cunts.

15. Most of you cannot understand pidgin english.

16. Some of you are arm chair Royce Gracies, some of you are not.

17. A lot of you seem to dislike the Latino fighters - racism.

18. This question was just a filler...

19. Most of you are crack heads too.

20. All of you are bored cunts.

Tammy
09-10-2003, 12:33 PM
1. What is your name? Tammy

2. Are you happy with life? No

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? Yes and it actually fit after.

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? My hair caught on fire, does that count?

5. When was the last time you had ring worm? Never.

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? Who knows...

7. Why is the sky blue? Because I want it to be.

8. Should marijuana be legal? Sure, why not.

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? Yes.

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? No

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? Never seen one.

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? All the time.

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? Ok.

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? Arranged for someone to be tortured.

15. Why do you foruming? I'm bored.

16. What martial art do you do? None.

17. Which fighters do you hate the most? None.

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? Yes and it would be fine.

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? Sniff.

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? F

Purity
09-10-2003, 02:01 PM
1. What is your name?
tony

2. Are you happy with life?
yes

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't?
no but i probably had family members try to fit me in dorky, tight-fitting pants when i was a lil kid.

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire?
yes

5. When was the last time you had ring worm?
about a year ago

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?
who cares

7. Why is the sky blue?
has to do with reflections and sunlight but i can't remember the exacts

8. Should marijuana be legal?
yes

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens?
yes on ghosts but i'm not sure about aliens

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige?
depends how she looked, how drunk i was, where it was at, and how closely related we were

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?
no

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped?
no

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?
no

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did?
can't really put my finger on it

15. Why do you foruming?
that makes no sense.

16. What martial art do you do?
none atm

17. Which fighters do you hate the most?
none

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
yes i have. if i couldn't wake then i guess i'd be in a coma

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?
probably snort

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?
f

DragonZero
09-10-2003, 02:27 PM
the sky is blue because sunlight bounces through earths dust particles and produces a prism type effect thus we have a blue sky

HockeyFighter
09-10-2003, 02:51 PM
partially correct, it all has to do with angles and the makeup of the atmosphere

DragonZero
09-10-2003, 02:58 PM
yep i don't feel like getting real technical or i'd break it down

Bzob
09-10-2003, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by DragonZero
yep i don't feel like getting real technical or i'd break it down

Curly already did you turd Burgler

Leather
09-10-2003, 03:02 PM
1. What is your name?
Aaron

2. Are you happy with life?
Yes

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't?
mmmm...I don't know...limited english,sorry

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire?
No

5. When was the last time you had ring worm?
Damn!! I need more vocabulary

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?
I'm calling to an english school...

7. Why is the sky blue?
Because we see it blue..

8. Should marijuana be legal?
YES

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens?
Yes

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige?
no

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?
I've never seen one of these

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped?
Perhaps

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?
Ha!! Israel will not attack US

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did?
...

15. Why do you foruming?
I'm bored perhaps...and to practice my veeeery limited english


16. What martial art do you do?
I'd have to do Muay Thai, but I've changed it for sitar classes (I hope)

17. Which fighters do you hate the most?
Now Takada

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
yes, I would have painted a lot of things in the sky

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?
I hate heroin

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?
Perhaps...but I were just curious

Thanks, M.

HockeyFighter
09-10-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by DragonZero
yep i don't feel like getting real technical or i'd break it down
agreed

DragonZero
09-10-2003, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Curly already did you turd Burgler



mmmmm turds

Mr. Beelzebub
09-10-2003, 03:08 PM
1. What is your name? Ed

2. Are you happy with life? Sometimes

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? Nah, I used to wear pants way too big for me.

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? Yes

5. When was the last time you had ring worm? Never

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? Probably

7. Why is the sky blue? The Solar rays travelling through the stratosphere.

8. Should marijuana be legal? Yes

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? Yes and yes

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? Yes, but not first cousins.

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? no

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? All the time

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? no

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? I'm a saint

15. Why do you foruming? Beats doing some work.

16. What martial art do you do? Savate, BJJ, Vale Tudo

17. Which fighters do you hate the most? Josh Barnett

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? Nah.

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? I'd sniff it, I'm scared of needles

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? True

Thanks, M. - You're welcome young man.

Crystalline Dream
09-10-2003, 04:37 PM
1. Crystalline

2. Yes.

3. Yes

4. Who hasn't

5. Never

6. True

7. What Hockeyfighter said.

8. No

9. No.

10. Blood or marriage?

11. No

12. Yes

13. According to Jewish law? Probably

14. hahahahahhahahahahah

15. Passes time

16. Kickboxing

17. Tito

18. Yes I have. I wouldn't have minded, it was a good dream

19. trick question

20. False

nance
09-10-2003, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by DragonZero
the sky is blue because sunlight bounces through earths dust particles and produces a prism type effect thus we have a blue sky

THE SKY IS ORANGE!!! DIDN'T ANY OF YOU READ MINE????

bob
09-11-2003, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Magic Man
Please answer these, I am conducting a survey on Internet behaviour, I will compile the results and then post the conclusion on the web.

1. Mark

2......meh

3. no

4. yes

5. never

6. T

7.coz it just is

8. yes

9. yes

10. no

11. no

12. yes

13. whats kosher

14. farted in my cats face ...twice

15. ????bordum

16. bjj

17. **** heads like kimo, severn,

18. yes...if you couldnt wake from it then iti would be your reality so no biggie just adapt to it.

19. supository

20. T

Thanks, M.

VulgarTheClown
09-11-2003, 10:13 PM
1. What is your name? Ben Stark

2. Are you happy with life? in certain aspects very happy in others not so much. All in all i am at a normal level of happy.

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't? yes

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire? yes

5. When was the last time you had ring worm? never

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F? False it would come out when it wanted without your control

7. Why is the sky blue? Cause mommy said so, where in all reality it has to due with chemical reactions between casses and sunlight

8. Should marijuana be legal? yes, if your stupid enough to do a drug you deserve what you get

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens? kinda but not really

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige? no

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy? yes

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped? yes

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher? depending what they attacked with

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did? when i was in kindergarden i beat a kids face in with a block

15. Why do you foruming? entertainment

16. What martial art do you do? BJJ, Muay Thai, Boxing, Wrestling

17. Which fighters do you hate the most? I do not hate any fights but i do think some are boring

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream? no, i always wake up. have i ever not wanted to wake up? yes

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff? I like to inject and sniff at the same time

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F? kinda so i will say True

The Jake
09-12-2003, 12:18 AM
1. What is your name?
Jarrod

2. Are you happy with life?
You mean my life or life in general?

3. Have you ever tried to fit into a pair of pants which you know full well you can't?
No.

4. Have you ever been burnt by fire?
Yes.

5. When was the last time you had ring worm?
Never.

6. If you didn't have a sphincter, **** would come out your ass randomly - T/F?
Dunno. I don't care to look this up on Google.

7. Why is the sky blue?
This one I did:

Blue light's short wavelength causes it to get scattered around 10 times more by oxygen and nitrogen molecules than the longer wavelengths (like red) of the other colors visible to us.

The blue in the sky we see is scattered blue light.
http://www.why-is-the-sky-blue.org/why-is-the-sky-blue.html

8. Should marijuana be legal?
No. Do I need to provide a reason?

9. Do you believe in ghosts and aliens?
Yes.

10. If a cousin of yours, that you seldom see asked for sex, would you oblige?
No.

11. Have you ever found a quadruple amputee sexy?
Never met one.

12. Do you ever blame someone else for a fart you dropped?
All the time.

13. If Isreal attacked the US, would it be kosher?
WTF? Israel will never attack the US. There'd go all their aid, weapons, etc.

14. What was the meanest thing you ever did?
Deliberately or unintentionally?
Unintentionally, fed Arju's mouse to the snake (I thought it was hungry and nobody was feeding it at the time. The snake I mean, not the mouse).

Deliberately? ****... I can't remember so it can't have been too bad.

15. Why do you foruming?
I'm on break.

16. What martial art do you do?
Atm, nothing. I'm still sick. I'd like to go back to BJJ, Pancrase and boxing/kickboxing though.

17. Which fighters do you hate the most?
I don't hate anyone. Just people who irritate me. Phil Baroni I guess :)

18. Have you ever had a dream so real? What if you couldn't wake from that dream?
What is this, the Matrix?? Yes I had a dream that was real. I dreamed I was some cybernetic version of Spider man and I was getting my asswhipped by like 50 feds with rifle butts cracking down on my head. If I couldn't wake up I guess it would hurt a lot hey?

19. How do you prefer to take your heroin? Injectable or sniff?
I don't take heroin.

20. You are one bored mother****er for answering these question - T/F?

True.

- The Jake

Fallout
09-12-2003, 12:22 AM
You fed your wifes pet to a snake? Thats ****ing harsh

The Jake
09-12-2003, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Creed
You fed your wifes pet to a snake? Thats ****ing harsh

It's a long story Creed....

- J.

seldomTap
09-12-2003, 12:36 AM
MIce are just snake food out of the wrapper anyways

The Jake
09-12-2003, 12:50 AM
The short of it was I bought a few mice awhile back, I got regular mice instead of feeder mice (like it makes a difference to the snake, right?). Anyway, Arju had taken to playing with it and wanted to keep it because it wasn't the usual, run of the mill, feeder mice. She even told me as such, but I kinda underestimated how much the animal meant to her.

I'm not proud of it but yeah, I did it and there's nothing I can do about it now.

- J.

seldomTap
09-12-2003, 12:57 AM
You sir, are a Baboon!

The Jake
09-12-2003, 01:00 AM
Like you've never done anything that cruel. I bet you'd done things plenty worse.... deliberately too... like turning people into nullos.... ***.

- J.

Purity
09-12-2003, 02:23 AM
me and napol were contemplating hiding rat poisen in some steaks and throwing them over the fence to the neighbor's irritating dogs

seldomTap
09-12-2003, 02:34 AM
Originally posted by The Jake
Like you've never done anything that cruel. I bet you'd done things plenty worse.... deliberately too... like turning people into nullos.... ***.

- J.

That wasn't cruel, it was an act of love

The Jake
09-12-2003, 02:39 AM
Hahahahahhaha!

- J.

Magic Man
09-12-2003, 03:16 AM
now is a good time to post an owned picture...dammit, I deleted all my ms paint pics :(

seldomTap
09-12-2003, 03:17 AM
You fool!

Tha Playa
09-12-2003, 03:20 AM
Really magic. Your drawings are what get me through the day.