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Bluecifer
09-09-2003, 03:45 PM
Hi. Good to see posting. You haven't for a while and your one of the best posters here. And NO. I'm not trying to bone you.:crazy2:

The Mouse
09-09-2003, 03:47 PM
And NO. I'm not trying to bone you.

Why not?

Allison
09-09-2003, 03:47 PM
Good because its that time of the month.

Oh God, does this font make me look fat!??


Its only because I'm covering for the receptionist today.

DragonZero
09-09-2003, 03:51 PM
hi

Leather
09-09-2003, 03:51 PM
Hi Allison!!...What's up?....

Nuno
09-09-2003, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Good because its that time of the month.

Oh God, does this font make me look fat!??

*rolls eyes* No Allison, you look fine with that font.....

Bluecifer
09-09-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
Why not?

I know when out of my league.

Anyway, people's grammar has been atrocious, their posts annoying and meaningless and no one is putting them in their place. How the hell do you sleep at night?

Purity
09-09-2003, 03:54 PM
I'm jealous because you're a rockstar and I'm too ****ing old for it anymore. Also, you have superior bellydancing and cooking skills.

Bluecifer
09-09-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Purity
actually that font DOES make you look fat. but in a cute sorta way. kinda like "chubby bunny" style :)

Hahahahahahaahahahahahaha!!!! Um, I'm laughing WITH you people....(intimidated by smart girls during THAT time of the month).

Allison
09-09-2003, 04:01 PM
I sleep well. I actually have been going out alot lately. I've been on a cooking frenzy as well. Also, I went to visit Boston last weekend. I saw a monk.

Mr. Beelzebub
09-09-2003, 04:05 PM
I just wanna see your pics wearing a bathing suit again.

Bluecifer
09-09-2003, 04:07 PM
I love monks. They fling poo and masturbate publicly, which I plan to do someday. I hear boston is nice. I'll definately have to check it out someday.

The Mouse
09-09-2003, 04:08 PM
The air conditioning just kicked on, and made my nipples hard.

Allison
09-09-2003, 04:16 PM
I almost witnesses a pimp and ho fight also.

Bluecifer
09-09-2003, 04:17 PM
I just had my last "important" meeting so I unbuttoned my top button and loosened my tie. **** my new receptionist is hot, and she gives LOTS of **** everytime I see her. I wish I was 24 again.....

Bluecifer
09-09-2003, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I almost witnesses a pimp and ho fight also.

Whoa.....sounds interesting. Did the ho pay up? I don't get to see many pimp and ho drama in sleepy lil portland.

Allison
09-09-2003, 04:24 PM
I think she ****ed someone for free..It seemed like this was the general complaint of the pimp.

Bluecifer
09-09-2003, 04:28 PM
WTF!!!??? Ho's do pro bono work?!!!

Allison
09-09-2003, 04:30 PM
You, mi amigo, have been cheated.

Allison
09-09-2003, 04:33 PM
I hate kids.

Bluecifer
09-09-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
You, mi amigo, have been cheated.

I wish, I have never even SEEN a ho with a full set of teeth. That's why I love strippers so much. So nice to look at.....

The Mouse
09-09-2003, 04:37 PM
I love kids like I love fat people...kindof like how I love to vomit stomach acid. ...

Purity
09-09-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I wish, I have never even SEEN a ho with a full set of teeth. That's why I love strippers so much. So nice to look at.....

that's because it's dark in there.

Bluecifer
09-09-2003, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I hate kids.

Me too, but how is this related to the pimp and ho story?

Bluecifer
09-09-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Purity
that's because it's dark in there.

And am usually drunk....but quiet infidel!!! I pay good money to maintain my illusion!!!!

Allison
09-09-2003, 04:41 PM
There was just a kid in here. I want to be a professional kid beater.

Purity
09-09-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
There was just a kid in here. I want to be a professional kid beater.

http://maddox.xmission.com/beatkid1.jpg
http://maddox.xmission.com/beatkid4.jpg

Leather
09-09-2003, 04:53 PM
I love kids, if they aren't mine....

Bluecifer
09-09-2003, 05:17 PM
I like puppies and kitties...