View Full Version : There's this chick I work with...
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 01:57 PM ... nice girl, but she has to be about 300 pounds. The whole time I've been at this office, she she been pretty good about keeping her flesh covered. But she asked me if she could come with me lastnight and go out. I told her I didn't care, I wasn't going to be man-hunting but she was more than welcome to.
She showed up at my door lastnight about seven, and she was wearing a nice yellow shirt and a pair of pants. At this point I have already had seven coronas, so I use the word "nice" loosely. She drives us around all night, and she crashed at my house this morning. I just went and checked on her (she's on my couch) and notice that her shirt says "Hottie".
My question to God is why do they make shirts in that size, that say things like "Hottie" "Angel" "Perfect". Does the fashion industry have no shame? in the spirit of them making shirts size 16x that say, "Cutie", they should make xxs shirts that say "fat cow" or maybe even "bloated".
nance 09-09-2003, 02:00 PM Ouch. Not everyone thinks a skinny girl is hot. There are some men out there who like a hefty woman. Society is ruling on how we should look. It's the person inside that counts. I've been thin and I've been hefty. I prefer thin, because everything fits better, but it's not always that easy to get and stay thin. I just want to be healthy.
The shirt reading "hottie" may be going a little too far.......
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 02:04 PM I understand what you're saying, but at the same time 300 pounds is not healthy on this girl. I know some men like hefty girls, but not extremely obese. I just find it sad that the fashion industry would mass produce shirts that make it seem alright to be extremely overweight.
nance 09-09-2003, 02:07 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I understand what you're saying, but at the same time 300 pounds is not healthy on this girl. I know some men like hefty girls, but not extremely obese. I just find it sad that the fashion industry would mass produce shirts that make it seem alright to be extremely overweight.
You do have a valid point. It's also like girls who wear hip huggers and shouldn't. It comes down the choices people make in what they wear. They should take my daughters shopping with them. They have no problem telling the truth as to whether that would look good on them or not....lol.
The Ensanity 09-09-2003, 02:08 PM *thinking about sister*
No comment
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 02:14 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
*thinking about sister*
No comment
huh? :?:
The Ensanity 09-09-2003, 02:15 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
huh? :?: she's is one of those girls that wear a "sexy" "goddess" or "Angel" shirt
mmafanman 09-09-2003, 02:16 PM Does a girl need a shirt that says "hottie" to make her think she's a hottie?
ruffneck119 09-09-2003, 02:20 PM Yeah but did you have a lesbian encounter with her?
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 02:23 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
she's is one of those girls that wear a "sexy" "goddess" or "Angel" shirt
Is she really overweight?
Originally posted by ruffneck119
Yeah but did you have a lesbian encounter with her?
no. While I dont care to sexual intercourse with extremely skinny people, I dont like to sexual intercourse with extremely heavy people either.
The Ensanity 09-09-2003, 02:24 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Is she really overweight?
hell yes
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 02:30 PM makes you kind of wonder why they make those shirts, huh
The Ensanity 09-09-2003, 02:30 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
makes you kind of wonder why they make those shirts, huh nope...money.
The Ensanity 09-09-2003, 02:35 PM Originally posted by Nuno
That was simple... hahahhaha
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 02:35 PM yeah he didn't go along with the spirit of that conversation.
bufu!
The Ensanity 09-09-2003, 02:37 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
yeah he didn't go along with the spirit of that conversation.
bufu! Bufu, only when you come to Cali.
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 02:43 PM there was this guy I met lastnight I think his name was Brian (try to rhyme that one Tanner), and he was an airforce mechanic. I really should've taken advantage of him.
The Ensanity 09-09-2003, 02:45 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
there was this guy I met lastnight I think his name was Brian (try to rhyme that one Tanner), and he was an airforce mechanic. I really should've taken advantage of him. This post dont belong in this thread...it makes no sense
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 02:48 PM I was just reliving lastnight through my head
The Mouse 09-09-2003, 03:31 PM I HATE fat people.. H A T E!!!
I spend all these hours at the gym every damn night because I care what I look like, and I know for a fact that ladies like a toned/muscle/tanned man. Then I see fat-asses walking around and I want to shoot them, like if I were hunting. It's bad enough that they're so damn fat and grose, but then they have to dress all hoochie like they got an hour-glass figure when they really look like a giant ****ing beach-ball. When you look at a girl in a mini-skirt and you see that her calfs feed right into their ass like if they were connected.. or if a chick's chin is attatched to their breasts, only connected with sweating roles. ****ing nasty. I think in Africa they call it "Elephant Hunting," I know here in the city I call it "Popping Beach Balls" with a gun.
...When you shoot a fat person that size, does pure fat seep out of the bullet hole instead of blood? If I put my gun up to their belly and pull the trigger, does their fat act like a silencer? I have so many questions.. why the HELL was God so messed up when he created fat people? Maybe it was to let us appreciate more the value of a good body.
The Mouse 09-09-2003, 03:45 PM **** I hate fat people.
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 04:02 PM Originally posted by Mouse
why the HELL was God so messed up when he created fat people?
God did not create fat people. I think that is such a ****ing cop out. Yes, there are different body structures and some people have smaller frames than others, but God doesn't make fat people. Fat people make themselves. I understand if there is a health issue involved, but to eat eat eat and eat, and then say "God just made me this way" **** off and die, you're giving God a bad name. God didn't make you to be overweight. He didn't make anyone to be overweight.
The Mouse 09-09-2003, 04:05 PM God made Satan, he made fat people, and he made valley girls.. why? because there has to be the bad in order for the good to exist. He is a loving God, and this is why Crystalline, that when you come down to L.A., we will go hunting.
The Ensanity 09-09-2003, 04:08 PM VALLEY GIRLS ARE THE WORST!!
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 04:09 PM I wonder what a fat valley girl would be like.
The Ensanity 09-09-2003, 04:09 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I wonder what a fat valley girl would be like. Doomsday?
Bluecifer 09-09-2003, 04:14 PM God didn't create fat people, skinny starving people created god.
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 04:28 PM I dont hate fat people, and I wouldn't go around killing them. I just think about things and honestly, it just made me think about things a little bit.
It's raining. I love the rain. I have to go stand outside in it. Be back in a few.
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 05:02 PM Rain rain rain. Rain revitalizes me. I could stand with my face to the sky for hours and just let it pour down on me.
The Mouse 09-09-2003, 05:04 PM I would love to see you all wet.
AgonYx0 09-09-2003, 05:07 PM oh you should see this one heffer i kicked it with back in the days, this ***** is huge and is way bigger after she had her kid, so now not only is she huge but has streach marks going up her stomach starting on her lower stomach going up to her boobs, very nasty and she wears shirts size Small and Medium, and she is a 2X..I will have to post a pic of this nasty ***** one day. Oh and for the record she wears size 28 plus size in pants, NOW THATS A NASTY SIGHT!
Bluecifer 09-09-2003, 05:08 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Rain rain rain. Rain revitalizes me. I could stand with my face to the sky for hours and just let it pour down on me.
Looks like we have at least one thing in common. I adore the rain. Makes me feel.....I don't know...kind of dreamy or romantic or some stupid sappy **** like that. I love the rain. I find it beautiful and cleansing.
The Mouse 09-09-2003, 05:09 PM Fact of life: The best sex in the world is created when it is raining outside.
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 05:11 PM I love being on the beach when it rains. There is nothing that is more awesome to me than to lie in the sand and just have the sounds of the ocean and the feel of the rain.
I love the smell right before and shortly after it starts raining when it hits the earth. If they could bottle that smell, I would buy it.
The Ensanity 09-09-2003, 05:11 PM Originally posted by AgonY^x0
oh you should see this one heffer i kicked it with back in the days, this ***** is huge and is way bigger after she had her kid, so now not only is she huge but has streach marks going up her stomach starting on her lower stomach going up to her boobs, very nasty and she wears shirts size Small and Medium, and she is a 2X..I will have to post a pic of this nasty ***** one day. Oh and for the record she wears size 28 plus size in pants, NOW THATS A NASTY SIGHT!
AINT that the one that wanted to **** me? *trembles*
AgonYx0 09-09-2003, 05:12 PM yes love, that is the fatty.
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 05:13 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
AINT that the one that wanted to **** me? *trembles*
BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM
The Ensanity 09-09-2003, 05:14 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM NONONONONONO
NOT HER...yuck
Bluecifer 09-09-2003, 05:14 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I love the smell right before and shortly after it starts raining when it hits the earth. If they could bottle that smell, I would buy it.
And I would find it intoxicating. I love that smell too. Something special and huge about it. After growing up in Cali, I can't even adequately describe the feelings I get here during a good rain. I lack the verbal ability.
Crystalline Dream 09-09-2003, 05:17 PM especially since it has been so dry in this region lately, I was working late the night before last and it rained for the first time. I went outside and just sat there for about half an hour. Mouse is right, there is nothing like being inside sexual intercoursing while it's pouring outside.
nance 09-09-2003, 05:19 PM Where are you that it's raining? I'm in southern Cali. no rain :-(
Bluecifer 09-09-2003, 05:22 PM I'm in Portland OR, and Even without intercourse I love the rain. Though I must admit, there is something very special about cuddling someone you care about in front of a roaring fire when it's pouring sheets outside.
nance 09-09-2003, 05:26 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I'm in Portland OR, and Even without intercourse I love the rain. Though I must admit, there is something very special about cuddling someone you care about in front of a roaring fire when it's pouring sheets outside.
I love the rain. I have lived in five different deserts and prefer living on the coast now, but we don't get too much rain. :-(
Crystalline Dream 09-10-2003, 01:19 PM Originally posted by Mouse
Fact of life: The best sex in the world is created when it is raining outside.
I had the best sex of my entire life lastnight. This is no exaggeration. I mean, I can barely walk my legs are so shaky good sex. And guess what? It was raining all night.
mmafanman 09-10-2003, 01:54 PM Crystalline, how much do you weigh and how old are you?
Crystalline Dream 09-10-2003, 03:36 PM those are the weirdest pair of questions I've ever seen.
135/ 23
mmafanman 09-10-2003, 05:14 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
those are the weirdest pair of questions I've ever seen.
135/ 23
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Crystalline Dream 09-10-2003, 05:16 PM are you trying to tell me I'm fat!
hahaha
The Ensanity 09-10-2003, 05:36 PM hahahaha, yeah he is
Crystalline Dream 09-10-2003, 05:38 PM terrible. lol.
The Golden Bear 09-10-2003, 08:27 PM AM i fat? Do you all hate me?
Bluecifer 09-10-2003, 08:34 PM Originally posted by The Golden Bear
AM i fat? Do you all hate me?
No, you are just big boned. No one hates the Golden bear.
nance 09-10-2003, 08:37 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
No, you are just big boned. No one hates the Golden bear.
Teddy Bears are supposed to be big boned. Everyone loves teddies....lol.
Fallout 09-10-2003, 08:37 PM Originally posted by Mouse
I HATE fat people.. H A T E!!!
I spend all these hours at the gym every damn night because I care what I look like, and I know for a fact that ladies like a toned/muscle/tanned man. Then I see fat-asses walking around and I want to shoot them, like if I were hunting. It's bad enough that they're so damn fat and grose, but then they have to dress all hoochie like they got an hour-glass figure when they really look like a giant ****ing beach-ball. When you look at a girl in a mini-skirt and you see that her calfs feed right into their ass like if they were connected.. or if a chick's chin is attatched to their breasts, only connected with sweating roles. ****ing nasty. I think in Africa they call it "Elephant Hunting," I know here in the city I call it "Popping Beach Balls" with a gun.
...When you shoot a fat person that size, does pure fat seep out of the bullet hole instead of blood? If I put my gun up to their belly and pull the trigger, does their fat act like a silencer? I have so many questions.. why the HELL was God so messed up when he created fat people? Maybe it was to let us appreciate more the value of a good body.
Right. Has anyone ever told you that your an idiot sometimes?
nance 09-10-2003, 08:38 PM Originally posted by Creed
Right. Has anyone ever told you that your an idiot sometimes?
I think you just did Creed. :)
The Golden Bear 09-10-2003, 08:40 PM mouse is a nice guy.
I am a teddy bear.
nance 09-10-2003, 08:45 PM Originally posted by The Golden Bear
mouse is a nice guy.
I am a teddy bear.
I'm not sure about Mouse.
You: *hug*hug*hug*
I love teddy bears.....:)
Fallout 09-10-2003, 08:45 PM Originally posted by The Golden Bear
mouse is a nice guy.
I am a teddy bear.
That likes to talk about ball sweat
The Golden Bear 09-10-2003, 08:48 PM who doesent?
Fallout 09-10-2003, 08:51 PM I do, I was just saying......
Bluecifer 09-10-2003, 08:59 PM I was just looking at ****o and my pants got tight near the crotch area...
Fallout 09-10-2003, 09:12 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I was just looking at ****o and my pants got tight near the crotch area...
:?:
The Jake 09-11-2003, 11:08 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Does the fashion industry have no shame?
I think we all know the answer to this one.....
- J.
Curly Howard 09-11-2003, 11:18 PM Shiggity Shiggity Shwa
handjobs4dollars 09-11-2003, 11:19 PM Originally posted by Mouse
**** I hate fat people.
do you hate me?
Curly Howard 09-11-2003, 11:20 PM I hate people who hate fat people
AgonYx0 09-11-2003, 11:33 PM im fat and i hate fat people, do you hate me??? If so lets take it to the hatred thread!!!!
handjobs4dollars 09-11-2003, 11:35 PM I'm not fat I'm already down to 255.
Curly Howard 09-11-2003, 11:37 PM Originally posted by AgonY^x0
im fat and i hate fat people, do you hate me??? If so lets take it to the hatred thread!!!!
I love you...... but you just type LOL and hahaha
realkaps 09-11-2003, 11:39 PM NO!
AgonYx0 09-11-2003, 11:54 PM NO
Curly Howard 09-11-2003, 11:56 PM FINE
The Jake 09-12-2003, 12:08 AM NO FAT CHICKS! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2855142570&category=15687#ebayphotohosting)
- J.
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