My name is Bzob and I am an alchoholic.

It has been 15 hours since my last drink....

LOL, I went to A.A. after my accident and it was the worst. People would smoke like a pack of cigetettes and dring a pot of coffe and say they felt good for not drinking.......Then they would tell horror stories about passing out on rideing lawn mowers,or passing out @ the wheel on the express way. Or about beating their wives and childern. Or the classic Chicks that would turn to super whores when drunk.

Hi everyone, I'm Nuno and I haven't drank since Saturday.....

http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?postid=255226#post255226

Originally posted by wondermut
http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?postid=255226#post255226

NO

Originally posted by Nuno
Hi everyone, I'm Nuno and I haven't drank since Saturday.....

What were you doing on Saturday

I'd like to thank my lord and saviour and higher power, JC superstar, for keeping me sober these past 7 minutes....

Originally posted by Bzob
What were you doing on Saturday

I was depressed cause Portugal was losing to Spain so I ordered a Heineken.....then Spain scored again.....and my misery continued........ :(

Originally posted by Nuno
I was depressed cause Portugal was losing to Spain so I ordered a Heineken.....then Spain scored again.....and my misery continued........ :(

1 Heinekin does not count as drinking, get your sorry ass out of my thread

Originally posted by Bzob
1 Heinekin does not count as drinking, get your sorry ass out of my thread

LOL

Holy sheet, I spilled soda all over my keyboard! BRB

I drank over 20 beers while watching football at my new fav steakhouse/strip club. They cut me off when I started throwing down tequila shots and asked me to please come back tommorrow. Does that qualify me for this thread?

Hi I'm the Spaniard (aka Leather)...do the vaginal fluids count as a drink?...

*leaves thread and heads to the bar*

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
LOL

Holy sheet, I spilled soda all over my keyboard! BRB

:(

*leaves thread and heads to the farm* ...Who needs alcohol?....Who needs it?...

Originally posted by The Spaniard
Hi I'm the Spaniard (aka Leather)...do the vaginal fluids count as a drink?...

If your doing ***** shots yes, if there is no booze than no, Unless she is such an alcoholic whore that there is more vodka in her vaginal fluids than actual vaginal fluids...

Hi friends, after staying away from alcohol for about a month, I have relapsed and have been drinking like a madman for the past 2 weekends :(

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I drank over 20 beers while watching football at my new fav steakhouse/strip club. They cut me off when I started throwing down tequila shots and asked me to please come back tommorrow. Does that qualify me for this thread?

Yes, and i am proud of you

I haven't not had booze for a whole month since I was like 8 years old. That was my last attempt at staying on the wagon...

Well at least I'm sober....I only drink when I party, other than that I have no desire for alcohol......UFC 40 something is coming up so I will be getting drunk that day......

Yo NUNCIO! Party at my boy's this saturday. De La Hoya vs. Mosley BBQ, maaadd coronas and tequila

This weekend I had...1/5 of whisky and some beers on friday

Saturday was 1/2 Pint of SoCo 100 and like 6 beers and a vodka tonic and a shot of Tequilla

Sunday- 1/2 pint of Vodka shots of rum and Goldshlagger and a lot of beers.

I never felt crappy nor did it have any negitive effect on my life, I just want to reform. i like to drink and always will. I just would like to limit what days i do drink

Why do you think Oscar vs. Mosely 2 will be any different than the first one? Mosely is just too fast for him and Oscar is not as heavy handed as forest. Mosley by JD...again.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Yo NUNCIO! Party at my boy's this saturday. De La Hoya vs. Mosley BBQ, maaadd coronas and tequila

MMM.....BBQ......I'm down just gotta consult with my owner.....I've already got permmission for the UFC....I am Mariana PWN3D!!!!!

:whipped: :whipped: :whipped:

Forest mosely by K.O. in the 8th

Originally posted by Bzob
This weekend I had...1/5 of whisky and some beers on friday

Saturday was 1/2 Pint of SoCo 100 and like 6 beers and a vodka tonic and a shot of Tequilla

Sunday- 1/2 pint of Vodka shots of rum and Goldshlagger and a lot of beers.

I never felt crappy nor did it have any negitive effect on my life, I just want to reform. i like to drink and always will. I just would like to limit what days i do drink

We would probably hang out if you didn't live so far away.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
:whipped: :whipped: :whipped:

Exactly.....I ask her if I can go out and play.......Nothin like watchin a good fight with friends and getting plastered...........

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Why do you think Oscar vs. Mosely 2 will be any different than the first one? Mosely is just too fast for him and Oscar is not as heavy handed as forest. Mosley by JD...again.

De La Hoya is gonna win this time, sir. I doubt Shane is the fighter after getting pummeled twice by Vernon Forrest. DLH wins by unanimous decision.

I wish i could watch Forest and the UFCs with you guys

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
De La Hoya is gonna win this time, sir. I doubt Shane is the fighter after getting pummeled twice by Vernon Forrest. DLH wins by unanimous decision.

Agreed.....BTW what was the fight you bet on with the Colombian guy who worked with us....Kosta Tzsu vs????......I think I saw it this weekend.....

Originally posted by Bzob
I wish i could watch Forest and the UFCs with you guys

Same here big guy. But I'd be wearing my mouth guard and head gear at all times around you *ducks*

Originally posted by Nuno
Agreed.....BTW what was the fight you bet on with the Colombian guy who worked with us....Kosta Tzsu vs????......I think I saw it this weekend.....

That was Tzyu vs. Zabb Judah

Originally posted by Bzob
I wish i could watch Forest and the UFCs with you guys

Agreed.......me and Bub will drink a beer(s) for you......and say something like, "this one's for Bzob".......or maybe we'll forget.....

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Same here big guy. But I'd be wearing my mouth guard and head gear at all times around you *ducks*

Also Agreed......

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Same here big guy. But I'd be wearing my mouth guard and head gear at all times around you *ducks*

Sweet we could all watch Nuno Nurse his Heinakin

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
That was Tzyu vs. Zabb Judah

Yes they replayed it this weekend on showtime.....there was absolutely no controversy.....Judah looked like bow-legged chicken with it's head cut off.......

Originally posted by Nuno
Also Agreed......

:(

Originally posted by Bzob
Sweet we could all watch Nuno Nurse his Heinakin

Damn....you know me without knowing me........I prefer hard liquor........

No

No what??? Hard Liquor gets you drunk quicker without all the calories and bathroom trips.....

Actually though, hard liquor like vodka or tequila has more calories than beer.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Actually though, hard liquor like vodka or tequila has more calories than beer.

Crap......damn you and your infinite knowledge......

Drink Miller lite if you wanna count calories, I just keep on drinking whatever that hell is closest to me.

Is this true.

Find out how many calories are in a 1/5 of 80 proof liquer
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Agreed Nuno, but hard liquor can also make you meaner than a junk yard dog with swollen balls.


Its sad hearing about the stories Bzob listed on his first post. I know quite a few people that are on that road.

hi i'm tony and i'm an alcoholic.

me and my date dusted off 1 and a half bottles of petron on saturday night and that was before we decided to go out. i found a reciept in my pocket the next morning for a $200 bar tab. it was a blast.

i have a half bottle of petron left but we're gonna save that for tanner & javi cause they're the only local posters worthy of petron.

Spirits Amount Calories

Rum 100 proof 1 jigger 125
Rum 94 proof 1 jigger 115
Scotch Whisky 1 jigger 115
Sloe Gin 1.5 fl oz 125
Southern Comfort 1.5 fl oz 180
Tequila 1 jigger 115
Tequila Sunrise 5 fl oz 200
Vodka 100 proof 1 jigger 125
Vodka 94 proof 1 jigger 115
Whisky 100 proof 1 jigger 125
Whisky 94 proof 1 jigger 115
Whisky Sour 4 fl oz 170

how many jiggers to a fifth

I hope Oscar wins, I like his style and loved his KO of Vargas. Don't know if you guys are right about how he'll do against Mosely.

Damn!! I love rum!! I love Cacique and Pampero rums!!!.....

Originally posted by Bzob
how many jiggers to a fifth

Liquor 100 proof ... 1.2 ounce (all of these work out to about 0.6 ounces of 100% alcohol; there are 17 jiggers in a fifth of 80 proof liquor)

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/beer.jpg

MMMMM Beer

There are 33 shots in a fifth.

t said 17 jiggers in ask jeeves?

33 shots?! Damn!!

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Same here big guy. But I'd be wearing my mouth guard and head gear at all times around you *ducks*

I just pictured me and Ed wearing head gear and Bzob looking at us with this face :-l

HAHAHA....

Thats not funny, It was a misunderstanding

Originally posted by Bzob
Thats not funny, It was a misunderstanding

Sure....

:- ! <---------------- Nuno

http://www.kofightgear.com/images/KO-Head-Gear.jpg

That wont be enough

http://www.kofightgear.com/images/facesaver-new-front.jpg

i said sorry, wasnt that enough....

Did anyone take a picture or video tape it???

no, but curly,tony and adam all made that face the kid from Home Alone made

That's it.....next time I'm going so I can witness these memorable moments first hand.....

hi my name is Dragon and i'm an alcoholic

http://www.dearauntnettie.com/images/armor.jpg

Hi Dragon

hi bzob ....got any coffee or cigarrettes?

http://www.samswine.com/images/img-beer-menupic1.jpg

No coffee after 10:00 and I will not smoke at work.

Originally posted by Nuno
I just pictured me and Ed wearing head gear and Bzob looking at us with this face :-l

HAHAHA....

http://archives.chronicle.duke.edu/archive/images/2002/06/13/r09potentquotables_p01.jpg

I'll be looking for a good mouthpiece too.....

Originally posted by Bzob
no, but curly,tony and adam all made that face the kid from Home Alone made

actually we all just sat there and stared at eachother with a dumbfounded "dude did that just happen?" look.

Originally posted by Bzob
No coffee after 10:00 and I will not smoke at work.



what kind of joint is this i'm going back to drinking

Originally posted by Purity
actually we all just sat there and stared at eachother with a dumbfounded "dude did that just happen?" look.

I will go next time.....

I LOVE bZOB MORE THAN EVER AFTERN THJI THRESD. i ALKOS LOVE PURITY NOW EVENBN THOUGH HE'S A BIT EXTREMEM FOR ME SOME TIMES. YOU GUYS ARET GREAT.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I LOVE bZOB MORE THAN EVER AFTERN THJI THRESD. i ALKOS LOVE PURITY NOW EVENBN THOUGH HE'S A BIT EXTREMEM FOR ME SOME TIMES. YOU GUYS ARET GREAT.





http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/303501/spelling_award.jpg

lol @ blue's drunken posts

hahahahah he's smashed

My name is Kaps and I'm an alcoholic. I havnt had a drink since Saturday night, 1 1/2 bottles of E&J Brandy......

hi kaps

nO. i'M ONLY A LITTLE BUZZED. yOU GUYS ARE JUST FUN. i DID GO LOOK AT COOTER FOR 3 HOURS AT LUNCH, BUT EVEN THOUGH i HQVE NEVER MET ANY OF YOU IN PERSON, i CONSIDER YOU MY FRIENDS.

:fart:

I only allow myself to drink every now and then these days. From about 16 I was alwasy the guy who could outdrink his mates. We would go out, and I would end up left at the bar with some strange bastards cause all my mates had passed out and gone home. At one stage, I was living in a country town with 4 friends and we would drink every night.
Monday night : The two buck chuck at the RSL (RSL is kind of like a meeting place for old war veterans). They would put on kegs from 6 - 10 and charge $2 for all you could drink. It wasn't uncommon for me and whoever else was standing to kick on after that.
Tuesday : Wrestling on TV, drinking at home
Wednesday :Uni bar. Bar on the college campus in town. Cheap drinks, homesick college girls who just want to be loved...for about 3 minute !!
Thursday - Sunday : Local bars.

Since then I have limited the amount of times I let myself drink. I love it and could seriously drink every day. I like the feeling of not knowing where I am going to end up. I don't drink to be social, I drink to forget my troubles and to get drunk.

I have woken up in some strange places and hurt a lot of people from drinking. I went through a phase where I would fight a lot when drunk and then the next day wonder why I had blood on my shirt. I also become a womaniser when I drink, bar sluts are always so understanding and they normally have as many issues as I have at the time.
Just recently, I met a New Zealand back packer when I was out drinking and it took me a while to realise that I have a girl at home and I shouldn't necessarily be back at her place.

I have some friends that I have had for a long time. They are good ot me, but they aren't always good for me. They see me the same as they did when we was 18...and it is my fault. There is an engagement party on this weekend for one of them...free beer. I know this is a recipe for disaster...but I am going. My GF will go also, I am hoping she leaves before I really get started, she hates to see it...

Seldom, I wish you would ****ing post more. I enjoyed that. Sounds kinda familiar too....

I enjoy it all too...which is part of the problem!