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View Full Version : My first homosexual experience.... Bluecifer 09-08-2003, 02:00 PM This girl I was dating made me sit through ALL of " My big fat stupid greek wedding". God that movie sucked. It was like fire Island gay. What makes it even worse is how she kept saying "OMG, that guys is so great!!! Too bad that guys like that don't really exist!" over and over again. I feel dirty, no matter how much I shower and scrub with a brillo pad I just can't feel clean and fear I never will again. Nuno 09-08-2003, 02:03 PM I saw Amelie this weekend.....(Spaniard recommended it)...I actually liked it though.....as for the Greek wedding movie.....I WILL NEVER SEE IT...... Bzob 09-08-2003, 02:06 PM I liked Big Fat Greek Weeding and bought it for Kato too. Bluecifer 09-08-2003, 02:10 PM Originally posted by Bzob I liked Big Fat Greek Weeding and bought it for Kato too. Why am I not surprised "Mr. I love when Kato uses the strap on" Bzob. Maybe it was the girl I was watching it with that made so unbearable for me.....no....I think it was both.....the movie and the girl that should have been born mute......yet another one of gods horrible, horrible mistakes. Mr. Beelzebub 09-08-2003, 02:10 PM http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/straightupgay.jpg Bzob 09-08-2003, 02:12 PM It was a good movie, better than most. Good story line,entertaining characters. funny yet predictible plot. all in all a good movie. Not that gay at all Nuno 09-08-2003, 02:13 PM Originally posted by Bzob It was a good movie, better than most. Good story line,entertaining characters. funny yet predictible plot. all in all a good movie. Not that gay at all :nonono: Bzob 09-08-2003, 02:14 PM Originally posted by Nuno :I agree with Bzob: Bluecifer 09-08-2003, 02:15 PM I had no idea that a big bruiser like Bzob could be so in touch with his feminine side. Did you just LOVE chris(the guy from northern exposure)? Mr. Beelzebub 09-08-2003, 02:16 PM I'm picturing Boberto wearing a moo moo, sitting with his legs crossed in the most feminine way possible, giggling while watching that ghey ass movie. Bzob 09-08-2003, 02:18 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg I had no idea that a big bruiser like Bzob could be so in touch with his feminine side. Did you just LOVE chris(the guy from northern exposure)? I liked his family better,when they got drunk on UZO Bzob 09-08-2003, 02:18 PM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub I'm picturing Boberto wearing a moo moo, sitting with his legs crossed in the most feminine way possible, giggling while watching that ghey ass movie. That was just mean...Mr Silly Head Bluecifer 09-08-2003, 02:18 PM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub I'm picturing Boberto wearing a moo moo, sitting with his legs crossed in the most feminine way possible, giggling while watching that ghey ass movie. Now I am too. He should have become a hair dresser or something. Leather 09-08-2003, 02:32 PM Originally posted by Nuno I saw Amelie this weekend.....(Spaniard recommended it)...I actually liked it though.....as for the Greek wedding movie.....I WILL NEVER SEE IT...... Well done, Audrey Tautou is wonderful....I love her... Whoremaster B 09-08-2003, 03:43 PM Ive never seen my big fat greek wedding. But I used to do Judo with a greek guy who told me thats exactly how greek people act. Nuno 09-08-2003, 03:48 PM Originally posted by The Spaniard Well done, Audrey Tautou is wonderful....I love her... Me too.....I like the way the movie was made......it was different from what you see in most movies........the announcer in the beginning had me cracking up......... Mr. Beelzebub 09-08-2003, 03:52 PM Originally posted by Nuno Me too.....I like the way the movie was made......it was different from what you see in most movies........the announcer in the beginning had me cracking up......... :-! Nuno 09-08-2003, 03:55 PM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub :-! I liked it.....so what if it was in French.....it was actually a really great movie......Amelie is available at your local Blockbuster for a 5-Day rental..... The Ensanity 09-08-2003, 03:56 PM http://www.pookieheads.com/stuff/saku_street.jpg Bzob 09-08-2003, 03:56 PM *Grabs Moo Moo and runs to Family Video* Leather 09-08-2003, 03:58 PM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub :-! :nonono: ...Go and rent Amelie!!!... Nuno 09-08-2003, 03:59 PM Originally posted by Bzob *Grabs Moo Moo and runs to Family Video* **** if you like Greek Wedding you'll love this one.......this one avoids reality as much as possible......it makes it far more interesting that way....... Mr. Beelzebub 09-08-2003, 03:59 PM Hell no... It's bad enough that you people got me watching soccer. I will not watch ghey ass movies, damn it. Bzob 09-08-2003, 04:00 PM I will not watch it Nuno 09-08-2003, 04:00 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity http://www.pookieheads.com/stuff/saku_street.jpg Ok who made this for you......it's genius......... Nuno 09-08-2003, 04:02 PM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub Hell no... It's bad enough that you people got me watching soccer. I will not watch ghey ass movies, damn it. Well the fact that I watched it with my girl made it feel less gay.....but other than that it is a really great movie........ Now that you like soccer again....you'll have to join me at this bar in Newark one day to watch a game......... Leather 09-08-2003, 04:03 PM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub Hell no... It's bad enough that you people got me watching soccer. I will not watch ghey ass movies, damn it. i'm sure you'll see it...hiahiahia.... Nuno, do you remember the little details? when she put tha hand into the beans or qhen she throw the stone to spring upon the water....This film is plenty of these... Bzob, go and rent the last nasty film of Lorenzo Lamas, I'm sure you'll like it (and him)... Bzob 09-08-2003, 04:04 PM :- ! <---------------- Leather Mr. Beelzebub 09-08-2003, 04:04 PM Originally posted by Nuno Well the fact that I watched it with my girl made it feel less gay.....but other than that it is a really great movie........ Now that you like soccer again....you'll have to join me at this bar in Newark one day to watch a game......... No doubt, watching soccer at bars is pretty cool. But I will not watch Amelie...I'm not chopping my balls off and giving them to my girl to wear them as earrings. Nuno 09-08-2003, 04:06 PM Originally posted by The Spaniard Nuno, do you remember the little details? when she put tha hand into the beans or qhen she throw the stone to spring upon the water....This film is plenty of these... Yeah, I liked it when she broke into that guys house and poured sugar in his whiskey.......or was it salt...... Nuno 09-08-2003, 04:07 PM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub ...I'm not chopping my balls off and giving them to my girl to wear them as earrings. :( Leather 09-08-2003, 04:07 PM Originally posted by Bzob Of course I'll rent the last Lamas film, I can't wait to see him...mmmmMMMMmmmm...*with mariposón voice* I knew you like it my friend... Leather 09-08-2003, 04:08 PM Originally posted by Nuno Yeah, I liked it when she broke into that guys house and poured sugar in his whiskey.......or was it salt...... YES!! it was salt, the guy believed he was drugged...lol...or something like that... nance 09-08-2003, 04:11 PM I loved that movie Bzob, and so did my hubby!! These guys here are just unappreciative of a good movie. I also lived in Greece when I was 16. Loved it. Nuno 09-08-2003, 04:12 PM Did you watch Amelie??? Bzob 09-08-2003, 04:12 PM Thanks Mom Nuno 09-08-2003, 04:13 PM Originally posted by Bzob Thanks Mom *cough*Momma's boy*cough* Purity 09-08-2003, 04:19 PM that greek wedding movie is like the titanic movie. they're classified as movies that i don't need to see cause i will hate them. i say the opposite of any film made by john carpenter. Bluecifer 09-08-2003, 08:02 PM Originally posted by Purity that greek wedding movie is like the titanic movie. they're classified as movies that i don't need to see cause i will hate them. i say the opposite of any film made by john carpenter. Finally, the voicew 0f reason. seldomTap 09-08-2003, 08:45 PM DOn't need to see it as I use to go out with a Greek girl and it took months of therapy to get over what her family was like Bluecifer 09-08-2003, 08:50 PM I think you got a better deal than i did. seldomTap 09-08-2003, 08:53 PM It sounds as though I may well have! nance 09-08-2003, 11:42 PM Originally posted by Nuno *cough*Momma's boy*cough* Jealous??? realkaps 09-08-2003, 11:50 PM I remember my first homosexual experience, I was having sex with this guy and the priest soon explained it was all part of being an alter boy..... Curly Howard 09-08-2003, 11:52 PM then the guy say "OK but just don't hit me as hard as the monkey" Bzob 09-09-2003, 10:46 AM Originally posted by Nuno *cough*Momma's boy*cough* :( Mr. Beelzebub 09-09-2003, 10:48 AM Go watch it, ****. http://www.hometheaterhifi.com/volume_7_2/images/movie-full-metal-jacket.jpg Nuno 09-09-2003, 10:48 AM Originally posted by Bzob :( :) nance 09-09-2003, 11:09 AM Originally posted by Bzob :( *hugs bzob* He's just jealous. Nuno 09-09-2003, 11:10 AM madcrewmom has helped me prove my point........ Bzob 09-09-2003, 11:13 AM Originally posted by madcrewmom *hugs bzob* He's just jealous. *acts sad as i get the hug and sticks tounge out at Nuno* Nuno 09-09-2003, 11:15 AM Filho da mae....... nance 09-09-2003, 11:16 AM Originally posted by Nuno Filho da mae....... Be nice young man!!!! Mr. Beelzebub 09-09-2003, 11:17 AM *flings a nice round poo nugget at Bzob* Nuno 09-09-2003, 11:17 AM Originally posted by madcrewmom Be nice young man!!!! *hangs head* yes maam..........*shows Bzob the finger when mom turns around* Bzob 09-09-2003, 11:18 AM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub *flings a nice round poo nugget at Bzob* *hits Madcrwmom instead of Bzob* Bzob 09-09-2003, 11:19 AM Originally posted by Nuno *hangs head* yes maam..........*shows Bzob the finger when mom turns around* *Introduces Nuno to size 14 adidas* Nuno 09-09-2003, 11:21 AM Originally posted by Bzob *Introduces Nuno to size 14 adidas* *steals bzob's adidas and hangs them on power lines* nance 09-09-2003, 11:21 AM BOYS!!! STOP THAT!!! I SEE ALL!! Bzob 09-09-2003, 11:26 AM Originally posted by Nuno *steals bzob's adidas and hangs them on power lines* *Jumps up and down in a futile fashion trying to get shoes* Nuno 09-09-2003, 11:31 AM *points at Bzob* HAHA*Nelson laugh* Bzob 09-09-2003, 11:35 AM *pulls nunos finger* Nuno 09-09-2003, 12:08 PM *farts* |