ok so my friends sister says she has a friend she wants me to meet and she says she has huge tits so i say ok what can it hurt so i go over there tonight i knock on the door and a ****in triple chin warhog answers the door i ****in froze in my tracks like holy **** she's a sea donkey but being the nice guy i am i decide to go in and kick backi for a while so she doesn't get her feelings hurt i stayed like 30 minutes and cut the **** out i can't wait to talk to my friends sister i'm gonna ****in choke the life out of her.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA...I hate that

i'll tell ya what though she did have huge tits they were ****in F'S

A sea donkey....baahahaahahaa

you have no idea

She looked like Creed.....

damn now that i think about it she kinda did

and didn't **** her?? Boooooo...didn't you like zoophile??...

you should of taken advantage of the situation.

its not everyday that you meet a real live sea donkey.

I'd of called animal control

thats straight out of the movie Friday......

DAMN WHY DONT YOU GOTO THE STO I KNOW YOU HUNGRY!!!

ain't you hungry? i know you are it's almost lunch time

LOL

JANET JACKSON???!! THE ***** BE LOOKING LIKE FREDDY JACKSON HAHAHAHAHAH

ok i'll call you but don't eva eva eva eva eva eva eva come around here or call evvvvaaaaa

Jeesus. Poor bastard. ALWAYS be aware of someone saying they have huge tits, and saying nothing else. Especially when it's a girl describing a girl. "She's soooooo nice and cute and funny and she has big tits"=Titanic Monster *****.

Live and learn I guess! Props for staying awhile and not hurting it's feeling tho.

lol! I can just picture the look on your face when that door swung open! BWAHAHAHHAHAA! She must've seen it and kinda knew...

What line did you use to jet???

Originally posted by Haru
Jeesus. Poor bastard. ALWAYS be aware of someone saying they have huge tits, and saying nothing else. Especially when it's a girl describing a girl. "She's soooooo nice and cute and funny and she has big tits"=Titanic Monster *****.

Live and learn I guess! Props for staying awhile and not hurting it's feeling tho.

lol! I can just picture the look on your face when that door swung open! BWAHAHAHHAHAA! She must've seen it and kinda knew...

What line did you use to jet???



well i really didn't lie to her i told her i had to get up early this morning which i did if you wanna call 10 early i mean she had a cool personality but other than that no thank you

Admit it, you did it, you beat ****ed her.......

They have to have good personalities. That's all they got going for them. That's where the saying "Fat people are jolly" stems from.

bahahahahahaa

i woulda ****ed her.

want her number?

I am thinking that Dragon didn't **** her...but some of his comments such as "she had a cool personality" and "They were ****en F's" is telling me is having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that he was actually attracted to this chick, and is only running the fat jokes by us so we will say "Good thing you didn't **** her man!"

You will get no such gratification from me my friend...be true to yourself

in all honestly i didn't **** her nor would i ever she was fugly

Stop denying what you are feeling inside..it is ok. Sometimes what we see and what we want aren't completely the same

did you fist her?

Hahahahaha that's some funny **** Drag. Hahahahah.

In da Butt?

her ass was bigger than my upper body