View Full Version : So I squeezed the most perfect ass
Bluecifer 09-05-2003, 02:22 PM I'v ever seen yesterday. It was one of my fav regular dancers and i was commenting on how PERFECTLY her ass was gifted by superior genetics when I asked the most basic of questions "Can I give it a good squeeze, PLEASE!?" and she said "YES, just be discreet", I got me a double handful of heaven and my life is now changed forever....
did it feel like what you have imagined my ass to feel like?
The Ensanity 09-05-2003, 02:25 PM I love Blue's stories
handjobs4dollars 09-05-2003, 02:26 PM I hate you all.
Bluecifer 09-05-2003, 02:27 PM Originally posted by Bzob
did it feel like what you have imagined my ass to feel like?
EVEN BETTER. It was finely toned and when it moved it had the look of well oil finely tuned machine...like a piece art like a ferrari or something.
wondermut 09-05-2003, 02:27 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
I love Blue's stories
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
EVEN BETTER. It was finely toned and when it moved it had the look of well oil finely tuned machine...like a piece art like a ferrari or something.
So............like my ass?
juzre 09-05-2003, 02:29 PM http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/New%20Colt/Whup%20ass,%20jpeg.JPG
That is the greatest EVA!
Bluecifer 09-05-2003, 02:31 PM Originally posted by Bzob
So............like my ass?
No, your ass is like a used toyota(VERY USED, like 300,000 miles used). I meant like a special edition ferrari 1 in 100,000,000 kind of ass.
so...what are you saying?
Bluecifer 09-05-2003, 02:34 PM Her ass is just a TAD nicer than yours, and doesn't have the mileage.
ruffneck119 09-05-2003, 02:35 PM I touched my ass the other day.
I whiped my ass an hour ago........
and i bet it just started itching
handjobs4dollars 09-05-2003, 02:41 PM I'm sitting on my hand now.
Pulling the old "stranger" eh?
Originally posted by Bzob
and i bet it just started itching
No...I use cream to help with the itching......
Bluecifer 09-05-2003, 02:43 PM Originally posted by Nuno
No...I use cream to help with the itching......
I use bleach, works great.
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I use bleach, works great.
:eek: :?: :?!:
Bluecifer 09-05-2003, 02:46 PM Originally posted by Bzob
I am touching my ass now
So is Nuno. BTW, what's the astroglide for nuno?
ruffneck119 09-05-2003, 02:47 PM Touch it...
http://www.sssgr.net/japanpanties/l66.jpg
BTW: am I allowed to post this here?
Whoremaster B 09-05-2003, 02:47 PM Bleach eh? Talk about sanitary.
handjobs4dollars 09-05-2003, 02:48 PM Why did a thread about a nice woman's ass turn into a thread about your butts. Queers.
Bluecifer 09-05-2003, 02:48 PM The one I squeezed was even nicer than that. More muscular, shapely and tan.
ruffneck119 09-05-2003, 02:54 PM Originally posted by Gman
Why did a thread about a nice woman's ass turn into a thread about your butts. Queers.
See that nice big ass in that thong? That's a womans ass Gman. I know you get confused sometimes.
Bluecifer 09-05-2003, 03:02 PM I would have pulled a wushu and licked that ass with great pleasure. It was ****ing flawless and smelled like lavendar and roses. I wish I would have stuck my tongue in it....DAMN!!!
DOGGx0 09-05-2003, 07:53 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
I love Blue's stories
nance 09-06-2003, 12:18 AM Originally posted by Dogg^x0
Hmmm.....wonder how many of his stories are true? hmm....
Curly Howard 09-06-2003, 01:08 AM Originally posted by ruffneck119
Touch it...
http://www.sssgr.net/japanpanties/l66.jpg
BTW: am I allowed to post this here?
Yes but couldn't you have picked a better looking one?
ruffneck119 09-06-2003, 03:24 AM No I wanted one with her anus hairs sticking out.
Oh and don't forget the stretch marks.
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