First you fail to mention the fact that our beloved Carol MILF Voderman has quit countdown, then you don't even mention the fact that Barry "Can i have a feel, love?" George has been let out of jail. ****s sake, you cunts. Do you fellas not watch the news? If it aint footy then you slags aint interested, are yer.

You tarts are useless. Bleeding useless I tell yer.

I sent her a letter, begging her to reconsider. I am awaiting a reply, me lover.

A signed photo is what I'm really after.

I sent her a letter, begging her to reconsider. I am awaiting a reply, me lover.

A signed photo is what I'm really after.

I think she's quite right to give channel 4 the finger and saunter off into the sunset me dear.

It's channel 4 we should be writing letters to, and sticking some ****ing anthrax in the letter an all.

I think she's quite right to give channel 4 the finger and saunter off into the sunset me dear.

It's channel 4 we should be writing letters to, and sticking some ****ing anthrax in the letter an all.

After what happend last time, I doubt the Judge will go so easy on me. Although if I say it was all for Carol I might get let off with a slapped wrist.

Give me more quid,mate.

After what happend last time, I doubt the Judge will go so easy on me. Although if I say it was all for Carol I might get let off with a slapped wrist.

Carol is like a get out of jail card in monopoly. In fact if bleeding Barry George said he done it for Carol in his original case he would have got off, and that is a bastard fact so it is.

Carol is like a get out of jail card in monopoly. In fact if bleeding Barry George said he done it for Carol in his original case he would have got off, and that is a bastard fact so it is.

Yer cuntin' right there.

I just feel that without Carol or Laddie, we're going to be ever more dependent on Stella.

I wonder who Barry George will kill next?

Yer cuntin' right there.

I just feel that without Carol or Laddie, we're going to be ever more dependent on Stella.

Without Carol or Laddie I don't know what will bloody become of us. Our indulgence in stella may well become a problem.

We need to pray to Alan for the return of Laddie. That is the least we can ask for.

Without Carol or Laddie I don't know what will bloody become of us. Our indulgence in stella may well become a problem.

We need to pray to Alan for the return of Laddie. That is the least we can ask for.

Laddie has left on a stella Oddyssey before, me lover. Alan will return him to us.

Laddie has left on a stella Oddyssey before, me lover. Alan will return him to us.

Alan, in his wisdom, will always return hims to us. For this I am eternally grateful, though I wish the Alan cunt wouldn't take him away from us in the first place.

The Alan cunt will turn me to drink so he will.

Alan, in his wisdom, will always return hims to us. For this I am eternally grateful, though I wish the Alan cunt wouldn't take him away from us in the first place.

The Alan cunt will turn me to drink so he will.

Alan is testing our loyalty, babes.

Loyalty to him, to Stella and to Laddie's trousersnake.

Alan is testing our loyalty, babes.

Loyalty to him, to Stella and to Laddie's trousersnake.

I will resist the temptation of sobriety and keep on downing stella. Do not fear southpaw, I will not give in.

Laddie will be proud indeed.

I will resist the temptation of sobriety and keep on downing stella. Do not fear southpaw, I will not give in.

Laddie will be proud indeed.

You know it makes.

I'm off to dream of Laddie in a pool of Stella.

G'night me lover :luvbed:

You know it makes.

I'm off to dream of Laddie in a pool of Stella.

G'night me lover :luvbed:

Sweet laddie stella dreams my lover.

:luvbed::luvbed::luvbed:

I wonder who Barry George will kill next?

I'm sad to inform you, but in the year 2009, a decade after taking care of the one tv presenter, Bazza returns from the wilderness to kill Judith Chalmers. A sad sad day; I can understand killing a "holiday" presenter, but "wish you were here" was a damn fine program.

Barry George is Anorak. That's a fact.