Beatcliff is the kind of guy, girls take home to their parents. Beatcliff is the guy who gives the homeless guy some money. Beatcliff is, well he's Beatcliff.

and he races Acuras

Yeah yeah yeah, but who is Beatcliff really? The guy who robs homeless people, the guy who kills hitchhikers, the serial rapist of young children, the man who laughed when old yeller died......

Beatcliff is the everyman...I like him already...

kaps, I'm your new best friend. I'm the guy who's gonna teach you how to drive a stick. I'm the guy who befriends the friendless. I am no serial killer, I am Beatcliff.

Beatcliff is the guy who jerks off to GQ's "ultimate pec exercises" section every month in the toilet.

Originally posted by Magic Man
Beatcliff is the guy who jerks off to GQ's "ultimate pec exercises" section every month in the toilet.

That reminds me. When are you going to be done with my copy of GQ?

Originally posted by Magic Man
Beatcliff is the guy who jerks off to GQ's "ultimate pec exercises" section every month in the toilet. this is a very hurtful statement magic man. what has Beatcliff ever done to you?

Beatcliff is the guy who goes to third world countrys to build churches and take advantage of their women......

Originally posted by Curly Howard
That reminds me. When are you going to be done with my copy of GQ?

Ask mum to get you a new one, yours has some sticky pages for some...unknown reason.

no kaps, I would never consider doing something so awful. let Beatcliff help you kaps. release the anger.

Originally posted by Magic Man
Ask mum to get you a new one, yours has some sticky pages for some...unknown reason.
Not again. Why must you read and eat paste at the same time>

Originally posted by Beatcliff
this is a very hurtful statement magic man. what has Beatcliff ever done to you?

I'm sorry beatcliff, I just don't like people refering to themselves in third person.

Okay okay, so he dont build churches......

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Not again. Why must you read and eat paste at the same time>

if only this place had a "sad face" smilie...I'd post it.

Originally posted by Magic Man
I'm sorry beatcliff, I just don't like people refering to themselves in third person. apology accepted magic man. I understand what you mean.

Wait a sec, your not suppose to laugh when old yeller dies.

Why are you hidden Beatcliff?

because it was an option I forgot to remove. I will certainly unhide myself from my fine friends at global.

good stuff beacliff, I sense a new friend in you...am I right?

of course I'm kimura you dumb asses! just like curly was the mysterious carl. how could you take so long except you ip seeing bastards.

I was not Carl DAMMIT. Well I'm A Carl but not THE Carl

I had a feeling it was someone, couldnt find a match for the IP, but Curly figured it out.....

I no longer like you Beatcliff/Kimura...your underhandedness is sickening to me

you were that carl.

no i wasn't

Originally posted by seldomTap
I no longer like you Beatcliff/Kimura...your underhandedness is sickening to me come on seldom, we were old buddies.

I miss that carl...and the old Beatcliff

yes, but you are no Austranadian!!

yes, but you are no Austranadian!!

we are still here seldom. Curly is Carl and I am Kimura.

beatcliff reminds me of mark lavisch over at my work. that GQ muther****er is bangin out all girls that i'm spending countless of fruitless hours flirting with.

**** you beat.

Where'd you go Kimura?

http://www.he-manandshe-ra.org/kreich_99/heathcliff.jpg

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!

you got it right ruffneck.

Originally posted by Beatcliff
we are still here seldom. Curly is Carl and I am Kimura.

YAY

Originally posted by Purity
beatcliff reminds me of mark lavisch over at my work. that GQ muther****er is bangin out all girls that i'm spending countless of fruitless hours flirting with.

**** you beat. I love you too Tony

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