View Full Version : [LMAO!] Nas Lost


Floyd Sinclair
08-05-2008, 10:57 AM
http://www.thelifefiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kelis.jpg



nas you one of the best ever but what the f*ck???

THe TRiNiTY
08-05-2008, 11:10 AM
But.. Nas turned down Beyonce. So clearly, Kelis has something that we all can't see.

And to be real, that's a bad picture of Kelis.

Floyd Sinclair
08-05-2008, 11:17 AM
yea i know...shes got some pics where she looks real bad but shes got some pics where she looks real good


http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/whattheflick/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/kelis1.jpg

:puke:



http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r76/mokhal/kelis10.jpg

:hitit:

Kobe Bryant
08-05-2008, 11:21 AM
She's solid. Maybe they have a connection beyond attraction. I'm sure they do they're married.

Plus some people just take bad pictures.

Floyd Sinclair
08-05-2008, 11:30 AM
http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a99_kelis.jpg

http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/kelis-400a052307.jpg

jack_the_rippuh
08-05-2008, 11:44 AM
He had a chance to get with Beyonce?

K-Nan
08-05-2008, 12:01 PM
But.. Nas turned down Beyonce. So clearly, Kelis has something that we all can't see.

And to be real, that's a bad picture of Kelis.

How the hell you know that?

THe TRiNiTY
08-05-2008, 12:01 PM
He had a chance to get with Beyonce?

Rumor has it. Lol. I'm not sure how much you can take from a rumor. But, regardless, I was slightly joking as is.

Point is, there was a time when some people asked him if he ever was approached to be with Beyonce, or to hook up for a couple of dates by her publicist, and he declined. They asked him why and he apparently said that when they met before, she had bad breath.

He was asked about this, and he just laughed and didn't really answer. Which could lead you to believe a lot of things.

THe TRiNiTY
08-05-2008, 12:04 PM
'According to the baby mama of Nas, he turned down a date with Beyonce because she had dooky breath. In her tell-all book Hip Hop Helen of Troy, Carmen Bryan claimed that Nas said in his reasoning for not dating Beyonce: "to be honest, I can't take her breath". She also indirectly implied that Kelis smells unfresh simply because "she doesn't wear deodorant".'

No lie, this is what I read. I read much more, and I looked for the interview with him just laughing, but I don't know where it was from. I'll post if I stumble upon it.

jack_the_rippuh
08-05-2008, 12:17 PM
I'd let her vomit in my mouth and I'd eat it without any complaints.
I'd probably let her **** on Kaynan's skinny little neck too.

Kobe Bryant
08-05-2008, 01:03 PM
Beyonce was in an old Nas video.

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Floyd Sinclair
08-05-2008, 01:42 PM
prodigys gold mac>>>nas' QB chain

i aint gonna lie that chain is nice but the gold mac>>>any rappers chain

jack_the_rippuh
08-05-2008, 02:09 PM
prodigys gold mac>>>nas' QB chain

i aint gonna lie that chain is nice but the gold mac>>>any rappers chain

Post a pic of it.

Versastyle
08-05-2008, 02:14 PM
That girl is horrible, like his music.:tapedshut Seems like they should go together good.

res
08-06-2008, 03:16 AM
http://straightfu.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/kelisjones.jpg



In her younger days.

flipside
08-06-2008, 08:21 PM
That girl is horrible, like his music.:tapedshut Seems like they should go together good.
fail. ahahahaha

Floyd Sinclair
08-06-2008, 08:44 PM
Post a pic of it.

i wish i could...you can see it in the LA LA video. I posted a thread with it. You wont have to look any further then the 2nd page.

kryo
08-07-2008, 02:48 AM
That girl is horrible, like his music.:tapedshut Seems like they should go together good.

Lil Wayne markets his music to 15 year old girls.

And he's gunna die before the age of 30 with his codeine addiction. :crackhead

Layzie Kidd
08-07-2008, 09:47 AM
So clearly, Kelis has something that we all can't see.


Shes got that milk shake.

D.I.E.S.E.L
08-07-2008, 09:53 AM
Lil Wayne markets his music to 15 year old girls.

And he's gunna die before the age of 30 with his codeine addiction. :crackhead

The worst thing about that is when he dies his image will get inflated from what it really was to godlike status. Just look at it now...