Yeah man, I always wanted to be a hacker and hack computer systems and databases and sell information to the highest bidder and live like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix. I would be so cool, and I would have a linux box and I'd do port scans on networks for vulnerabilties and **** yeah!

Today...I woke up and decided I wouldn't.

You just stick to your 5 hour weeks at uni and get a real job one day mate ok!

**** that, I will roam the earth...like Kain, from Kung fu.

You blatantly stole that line from Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction you plagiariser (that is someone who copies things)

I know what a goddamn plagiariser is...thats pretty much how I've gotten thru 4 years of uni. Duh.

uni?

college

oh, over here we call college um.... college

Yeah last year I was doing 30 hours of class a week. Now since I changed programs I'm going to 19 and I get to take a test that can get 2 hours taking off of that. More time to train. No work.

we call it uni...tomato - toma-to

I like words that start with U. Like Unicorn and that other one.

you americans are all ****ed up, what the hell is college?

College is when you take different pictures and put them together

that's not a college, do you think I was brown yesterday?

College is that bag old people wear when they can't pee. A college bag

College is where you drink and think you will get laid but don't.

It's not easy being an elite hacker dude... or as they say l33t hax0r d00d.... you need to spend lots of time tricking people into opening email attachments infected with Back Orifice, SubSeven or any other trojan horse program. You then have to take over their computer and pop open their CD trays to prove how 3l33t you are to the underground. You then need to spend even more quality time running portscans on other machines, dealing with the threatening phone calls and letters from your ISP... Nobody uses Linux these days... XP is the O/S of the future baby...

Oh yeah and if you ever do get l33t enough to own a big system, you have to brag about it. It's part of the process of being made l33t.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
It's not easy being an elite hacker dude... or as they say l33t hax0r d00d.... you need to spend lots of time tricking people into opening email attachments infected with Back Orifice, SubSeven or any other trojan horse program. You then have to take over their computer and pop open their CD trays to prove how 3l33t you are to the underground. You then need to spend even more quality time running portscans on other machines, dealing with the threatening phone calls and letters from your ISP... Nobody uses Linux these days... XP is the O/S of the future baby...

Oh yeah and if you ever do get l33t enough to own a big system, you have to brag about it. It's part of the process of being made l33t.

- J.

teach me O sage master, for the beckon of the wired calls thee to arms...let us wage war against those who seek to supress us.

Originally posted by Magic Man
teach me O sage master, for the beckon of the wired calls thee to arms...let us wage war against those who seek to supress us.

Sorry mate... I just catch the ****ers... I don't train them.

- J.

tot4lly gh3y.

FuX j00 m4g1c m4n!!!

- J.

LMAO at you 2

I am going to start acking again in fact I already started. I had a forum down for a little while yesterday. I am working my way up to hacking the newest versions of the VB forums.

:devil

I just don't want to get perma banned form another ISP again... :(

Just which ISP are you with again? ...



- J.

I don't want to get into hacking, I had a good mate who got sprung and that was deterrent enough for me. But I do want to work IT Security, hence this job (Network Abuse is a nice stepping stone).

We get a training budget and we're talking about maybe doing this course:

http://www.eccouncil.org/CEH.htm

That's what I'm talking about.

- The Jake