and your best mate, who you have known for years, comes out and says "Dude, I can't fight it anymore...I am a raging homosexual and I want you. I always have."

What would you do? WOuld you still hang out with him...so to speak. Would it be cheating on your girlfriend oif you kissed him?

Seldom, you need to come out and admit it. Your gay

What size dildo do you stick up your ass every night? And who do you think of while you do it?

I am seriously one of the straightest people you are ever likely to meet...ask Magic Man, Jake or Arju or Bob...actually don't ask Magic Man, some lines have been blurred there, but all of the others awill vouch for my manliness

Originally posted by Mouse
What size dildo do you stick up your ass every night? And who do you think of while you do it?

I use a small one as it makes my orgasm way more intense, without making me feel like a prison *****.

Do you have the small kind that vibrates, or the ones that are just textured that don't vibrate.. and what color do you prefer?

vibrate

I prefer a chrome finish, with minimal vibration...

I have said too much

Sleek.. Mr. GQ, Mr. Vogue.. sleek and sexy chrome finish.. I can imagine a sexy commercial.. black and white camera capturing the light that reflects off of the metal vibrator as it slides into his hot and sweaty ass.

You have a mind for advertising Maouse...your talents are wasted here!

No.. my talents are waisted at this clerical job.. they give me no work here so I can post... I take advantage of my talents through professional photography as well as my creative writting class and stories.. it's quite the interesting pose. Besides.. this is the coolest forum in the whole of the internet, so you *****es haveto deal with me.

I think you add something here that everyone has somewhere deep in their psyche, but few ever discover. I see you as an eye opener, a revolutionary somewhat.

We should all be thankful for your insights into our own minds

I can’t agree with you more. I have been told this before by recent Presidents of the United States.. they ask me, “Matt, your intelligence and aura is that of a God!! How can we possibly convince you to run our world? For you will surely bring world peace!!” .. I always tell them in the same smooth and relaxed voice, “Senior leaders of the planet, United Nations, Clans and Tribes; I love you all very much but I cannot run your world for you just yet. In time my children, in time.”

I don't think a vast majority of the planet is ready for it yet Mouse...but one day, we will be

Originally posted by seldomTap
I am seriously one of the straightest people you are ever likely to meet...ask Magic Man, Jake or Arju or Bob...actually don't ask Magic Man, some lines have been blurred there, but all of the others awill vouch for my manliness

I dunno mate, I'm starting to ask a lot of questions with all these gay threads of yours....

- The Jake

just slap some sense into your gay friend.

Originally posted by seldomTap
I am seriously one of the straightest people you are ever likely to meet...ask Magic Man, Jake or Arju or Bob...actually don't ask Magic Man, some lines have been blurred there, but all of the others awill vouch for my manliness

Seltomtap is a norweign rottie.

Hahahahaha...bring back Pal!