View Full Version : If you think this is a stupid investment then...


Purity
09-04-2003, 02:36 PM
you are wrong
http://store6.yimg.com/I/indoor-waterfountains_1757_412026
and here's why...


this epic waterfall shall calm my scattered brain on a daily basis, therefore reducing stress levels. i'm averaging a 15-25% stress reduction which, if applied correctly, could probably save about one deal per month that i would normally lose due to enraged, stress-induced dip****ism.
1 deal per month averages $1,700 after taxes so this investment should already gain $600 in it's first month! after that it's a $1,700 per month gain. in it's first year my investment will earn a return of around $19,300 at this rate. that's no different then opening a savings account with a 17.55% interest rate!!
last time i checked, savings accounts are offering 1.75%, cd's are at 2.5%, and even stocks are doing ****ty.

everyone needs a waterfall.

handjobs4dollars
09-04-2003, 02:38 PM
Yeah but your place doesn't look as good as those people's.

Purity
09-04-2003, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Yeah but your place doesn't look as good as those people's.

the home isn't the investment. it's the waterfall.

Curly Howard
09-04-2003, 03:17 PM
I predict a (cue stick/beer bottle/angry midget) will be flying in to this very soon

Bzob
09-04-2003, 03:19 PM
That thing looks cool, I want one

Fury Dragon
09-04-2003, 03:21 PM
It looks cool...

Purity
09-04-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I predict a (cue stick/beer bottle/angry midget) will be flying in to this very soon

nope. won't happen.
if it were to then the water couldn't flow- and the water must flow.

Curly Howard
09-04-2003, 03:50 PM
HAHAHHHahahaha

handjobs4dollars
09-04-2003, 03:52 PM
Maybe you should get a cage for dogg.

Purity
09-04-2003, 04:01 PM
http://store6.yimg.com/I/indoor-waterfountains_1757_682621

http://store6.yimg.com/I/indoor-waterfountains_1754_348006

http://store6.yimg.com/I/indoor-waterfountains_1754_782416

http://store6.yimg.com/I/indoor-waterfountains_1754_21282

Leather
09-04-2003, 04:06 PM
The last is so cool....

Crystalline Dream
09-04-2003, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Purity

http://store6.yimg.com/I/indoor-waterfountains_1754_782416

yes! A waterfall wall!

Purity
09-04-2003, 05:00 PM
the waterfall wall speaketh truth

Curly Howard
09-04-2003, 05:29 PM
I'm going to put guppies in it

handjobs4dollars
09-04-2003, 05:31 PM
I'm going to pee in it.

Curly Howard
09-04-2003, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by Gman
I'm going to puke in it.

handjobs4dollars
09-04-2003, 05:35 PM
that too.