View Full Version : **** HOLLYWOOD...Blue Dawg, please read


The Ensanity
08-29-2003, 11:37 AM
DID ANY KNOW ABOUT THE HOLLYWOOD STRIPCLUB LAW?!??!?

If you serve alcohol in a titty bar in Hollyweird the girls have to have ‘pasties’ over there nipples…NO lapdances…its confusing as hell…

It was like looking at the minor leagues of stripping…

Strip Club Owner: “X-tacy we feel that your dance is getting a lil sloppy and can use some fine tuning”

Stripper: “Okay?”

Strip Club Owner: “ So you are going back to the minors for a lil while….in a few months you can come back and strip for the team….you’ll be stripping for the ‘Crazy Horse’ in Hollywood”

It was the gayest thing I have ever seen…I want to sock someone because I was confused…My friend was downing drinks and laugh at me cause I looked pissed…I wasn’t pissed, I just felt cheated, ripped off, and some what violated.

**** Hollywood.

That’s lame…Anybody up for a game of Jenga?

DragonZero
08-29-2003, 11:40 AM
that cali law i think it's the same way up here too.

The Ensanity
08-29-2003, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by Zero
that cali law i think it's the same way up here too. Nope...There are titty BARS here

The Ensanity
08-29-2003, 11:49 AM
Wild Goose is a good titty BAR

DragonZero
08-29-2003, 11:51 AM
yah but a titty bar that serves alcohol can't go fully nude which i hate cause there's nothing better than getting drunk and seeing some nudity

Nuno
08-29-2003, 11:53 AM
Hott22 Hillside, NJ......Fully Nude....Bring your own beer........

The Ensanity
08-29-2003, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Zero
yah but a titty bar that serves alcohol can't go fully nude which i hate cause there's nothing better than getting drunk and seeing some nudity yeah, but some girls know how to work around that....micro g. string...very sexy

DragonZero
08-29-2003, 11:54 AM
were talking about cali

DragonZero
08-29-2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
yeah, but some girls know how to work around that....micro g. string...very sexy



this is true but full nude is so much better

The Ensanity
08-29-2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by Zero
this is true but full nude is so much better true...plus yu get titties in the face

DragonZero
08-29-2003, 12:00 PM
yep and beaver shots....and if your lucky some nipple in the mouth

The Ensanity
08-29-2003, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by Zero
yep and beaver shots....and if your lucky some nipple in the mouth *tears up*

yes.

DragonZero
08-29-2003, 12:11 PM
**** i'm going to the strip club tonight

Squezze
08-29-2003, 12:43 PM
All the strip clubs in this neck of the woods have full nudity. I think I'd feel kinda jipped if I went to a titty bar and they had stuff over their jubblies.

Bluecifer
08-29-2003, 02:35 PM
When I saw the title of this thread I thought someone had finally seen the movie I was in. Browns Requiem with Michael Rooker and Selma Blair. It was a sucky B-movie but you can see me at AA meeting in the first few minutes. I am wearing the leather overcoat sitting next to Rooker's movie brother. And yes, I heard rumors about the ****ed up strip club laws in Cali. I heard that ALL strip clubs in there will soon be following the hollywood model.

Bluecifer
08-29-2003, 02:36 PM
Portland is a very special strip club place. Full nudes, full handjobs, and full liqour.

That's sig material, someone jump on that ****.

Valerie
08-29-2003, 02:57 PM
Yes, it sucks. I never visit the clubs here. Platinum Plus in Memphis was the best

The Ensanity
08-29-2003, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
. I heard that ALL strip clubs in there will soon be following the hollywood model. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and I got to see that movie now

Bzob
08-29-2003, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and I got to see that movie now

http://cover09.cduniverse.com/MuzeVideoArt/153861.jpg

Bluecifer
08-29-2003, 03:09 PM
Damn Bzob, you found that fast.