Yea! So like 10 friends took me tou to Don Cherrie's (Sports BAR) and they all bouhgt me beer!YAT! I'm a little drubnnk right now so please excuse spelloing errors... YAY! LOL I was all over the fucjkiong dance floor, OMG what a solid night! EXCEPT FPOR YOUER HEATERH LOL!

You drunken bastard. Happy birthday.

- J.

happy b-day virgin boy

I had a kitten named socks

LOL just by luck they had the two hottest chicks there EVER selling raffle titckets for anyone that drank Molson beers. So I kept hitting on the hottest blonde chik I'v EVER SEEN. HAHAHA!, OMG, I kpe telling people she was my girlfriend... I'll post pics of me dancing with the other Molson girl when I get them :)

Yeah right Luke. Go you.

- J.

I'm not kidding, I don't care if you believe me because it was th best night of my life anf I made a HUGE ass out of myself. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
LOL just by luck they had the two hottest guys there EVER selling raffle titckets for anyone that drank Molson beers. So I kept hitting on the hottest blonde guy I'v EVER SEEN. HAHAHA!, OMG, I kpe telling people he was my boyfriend... I'll post pics of me dancing with the other Molson guy when I get them :)



nasty ****er

Id plug your hole for your bday.

Originally posted by Zero
nasty ****er

LOL **** i meant molson girl!!!

hahhahahaha i doctored it

Making a drunken ass of yourself is no doubt the BEST DAMN WAY to have a birthday.

Party on Lukey!

They shouldve bought you a whore.....

LOOL I was supposed to ask the blonde Molson chick for a birthday kiss but I left before I emebered to... :(

they're getting him the chip ' n' dales

Originally posted by kaps
They shouldve bought you a whore.....

Yeah, what kind of "friends" do you have Luke.

a bunch of virgins like him

Virgin = o woman troubles.

I say dont get laid and you life will be easier...just jerk off till your life is in order

Originally posted by Bzob
Virgin = no woman troubles.

I say dont get laid and you life will be easier...just jerk off till your life is in order

double post .....don't listen to that **** ***** is lovely he's just mad cause kato wants to pack his fudge

Thats not it a all, he is young and can afford to wait.

**** all that **** that's the whole fun of being a teenager ****ing all the highschool ***** you can cause one day it won't be legal

man you really are a pre-pubesant moron.

vulgar so you saying you weren't trying to **** highschool girls when you were his age?if not then you are a ***

Originally posted by Zero
vulgar so you saying you weren't trying to **** highschool girls when you were his age?if not then you are a *** :stupid:

Originally posted by Zero
vulgar so you saying you weren't trying to **** highschool girls when you were his age?if not then you are a ***

there is no try only do

then what the **** you calling me pre-pubesent moron for then or you just protecting your lukey

cause luke is better than you fool!


see i didn't go out of my way to pick up *****es i did my thing and they came to me.

hence

there was no try only do

luke is better than me? hahhaahahahha you are a *** case closed.

Walking the path of the rejected retard. He's gonna make his "nobody loves me, I am leaving" thread in a few weeks.

nope but i will be not posting as much come next week going back to work and training gonna be too busy to post much

work.... trainin.....


didn't you say your 17.


what about high school?

i'm 26 damn

Originally posted by Zero
well i'm 17 hehehehehe

taken from sooo damn hot thread in female rotties

it is a joke damn i was saying that jokingly

my date of birth= 09/26/1976

JOKING!!!

you call that joking!!1


a joke is when you electricute your roomate while he takes a bath by dropping in a plugged in toaster.

a joke is when you wake your friend up by pouring bleach in his eyes!

a joke is when you run up behind someone you don't know and violently slam there face into a wall and rape them.

THATS A JOKE

your being 17 and pretending ot be 26 is not a joke, its pathetic

good god look at the thread it was a thread full of under age girls i was saying that joking around saying i'm like 17 i'd hit them...you know a joke?

child molesting pedophile

please die

you first

They have a dance floor at Don Cherry's down there? Wow. The one here is more or less a restuarant.

Originally posted by Bzob
Virgin = o woman troubles.

I say dont get laid and you life will be easier...just jerk off till your life is in order

That is the wisest thing that man has ever said. BTW, happy b-day pukey and congrats!!!

Originally posted by Squezze
They have a dance floor at Don Cherry's down there? Wow. The one here is more or less a restuarant.

They more or less moved **** out of the way for live music and for people to dance because it was Molson Night or something I think... God that was an awesome night.

Sorry bro, meant to wish you a happy b-day.

Happy late birthday Luke, way to celebrate!