so I measured my penis at work. I wasn't terribly disappointed!!! WOOOHHHHOOOOO!!! YAY for me!!!

now whether your disappointed is meaningless it's whether the women are that means anything

now what kind of weirdo admits to measuring his johnson at work? it would be like me posting my story about my sexual odyssey with that underage sheep i met in west verginia

Sacry immigrant, you have no idea how deep seated my neurocese runs. I post worse **** than that all the time. So I guess that by your standards I am pretty ****ing wierd.

don't worry about it. all evil but misunderstood geniuses are considered wierd at first, but than...... HOHO... THAAAAAAN WE MAKE THEM ALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO'S WIERD NOW!!?!?!?!?!

I have bad dreams and I poop alot. Does that make me weird?

nope very normal

Oh...they will pay...oh yes..they will pay...the lucky ones will all drown in lakes of blood. Very soon, they will know why they fear the dark...

may the all drown in period blood

Originally posted by Zero
may the all drown in period blood

bloody periods are not as fun as they look on paper. i still have nightmares about the first bloody tampon i lay my eyes on...


the horror......



the horror......

imagine finding one under your bed that had been there 6 months because your sorry ass ex-***** of a girlfriend was a distusting pig and threw it there

Dude, that period **** just ain't right. I don't even **** chicks that are on the rag because I can't stand to see the sight of my beloved penis covered in blood. Used tampons are just about the nastiest ****ing thing, I can believe they come out of a place that's so good.

Ever pulled one out with your teeth?

I, too, am feeling unmotivated to work. Therefore, I will sit here and play MAME games for the duration of the day. Thanks.

Originally posted by kaps
Ever pulled one out with your teeth?

Hahahahahaha!!! That grossed me out enough to laugh and has inspired a new thread.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Dude, that period **** just ain't right. I don't even **** chicks that are on the rag because I can't stand to see the sight of my beloved penis covered in blood. Used tampons are just about the nastiest ****ing thing, I can believe they come out of a place that's so good.




man i know i've never earned my redwings nor shall i i almost killed that ***** when i found it i went and hunted her down

the first bloodsicle I witnessed was pulled fresh and still beating, right out of my first GF’s **** wallet. naturaly, it was embarrassing for her, and psychologically damaging for me

Originally posted by scary immigrant
the first bloodsicle I witnessed was pulled fresh and still beating, right out of my first GF’s **** wallet. naturaly, it was embarrassing for her, and psychologically damaging for me

HahahahahaahaLMAO!!!!

obviously if you like canadian sports

Originally posted by Zero
obviously if you like canadian sports


you come here and say it in front of our he-man curling players!!!

Dont **** with curlers.....

oh god LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

WTF is Curling?

Its the greatest sport sense MMA, some say its even better.....

I sense sarcasm, but I repeat what the **** canadian practice does curling refer to? Ah **** it, probably sucks anyway.

its the *** **** you see at the olympics where the push that stupid metal donut and sweep the ice in front of it ....truly a *** sport

Originally posted by Zero
its the *** **** you see at the olympics where the push that stupid metal donut and sweep the ice in front of it ....truly a *** sport


*** SPORT?!?!?!?! :cuss: why you curl one of stones just once, and your chest gets so hairy, Marco Ruas himself would puke with jealousy!!!

i'd throw that damn stone right at your head

****ing Canadians and their ice sports. They better check themselves before we send in the salvation army to rough them up and steal their lumber. Note I said SALVATION ARMY, that's all that would be necessary in this case.

Originally posted by scary immigrant
*** SPORT?!?!?!?! :cuss: why you curl one of stones just once, and your chest gets so hairy, Marco Ruas himself would puke with jealousy!!!

Who'd ever thought that a canadian sherdogger would make me laugh.....

hahahahahahah send them to green peace

Originally posted by kaps
Who'd ever thought that a canadian sherdogger would make me laugh.....

I am as surprised at you!!! This ****in' canuck is making LMAO today!!!

Originally posted by kaps
Who'd ever thought that a canadian sherdogger would make me laugh.....

like my name suggests, i’m not really a canadian, just a sinister refugee who takes advantage of Canada’s free health care , and the “free money for minorities” program

Your a minority? You sound white to me...

damn straight i'm white, dawg! i was born in a european country, y'all. fashizel?