LOL! LOL!!!

dan, this loan officer that works next to me & talks like a stoned surfer dude all day long just cracked me up.
you see, dan always pisses his clients off because he forgets to call them back. then he ****s up his estimates and has to call people back with charges that end up being a few thousand dollars higher.

so, naturally, dan's having yet another one of his clients scream at him on the phone and here's what i hear:
"well geeee mr. jembrowski i'm really sorry...........well i don't KNOW why.......but th-...........i know, i know.......yeah but........but....................well mr. jembrowski lemme ask you, do you like gladiators? ever seen a grown man naked?"
then he just starts laughing moronically and hangs up on the guy.

that's awesome!!

hahahahaha fired!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO ! That is just wrong

I've been accused of talking like a stoned surfer, I don't forget to follow up though and my numbers are almost NEVER wrong. I still love the way he ended it though!!!

more classic dan moments. imagine a guy sounding exactly like bill & ted:

"well sir you don't want to go anywhere else because.......um....nobody else wants your loan."

"we're new century mortgage and we're just a really great company. it's like.....when i used to work at other companies i would get frustrated because i would lose all my deals to new century mortgage. it's like i just couldn't compete with new century mortgage. now i work at new century mortgage and it's just great. it's a great place to work for."

"well sir, what rate do you want? oh........well you just can't get that."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!LMFAO!!!!

HAHAHHA!!!!!

now he's walking around asking all the other LO's and processors if they like gladiators! what's worse is that he's still on the phone with clients but he's got that ****in mute button held down and not even paying attention to what they're saying!!

ROLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaahahah i'd kill him if it was me on the other line

No you wouldn't. You'd ask him to engage in phone sex with you. Shut the **** up.

he's got the mute button held down. they can't hear him!

i know that's why i'd kill him

HEY EVERYBODY, DARRELL LIKES GLADIATORS!!! HE JUST SAID TH- well sir that's an excellent question, i'm GLAD you asked that. you see here at new century mortgage,
*mute button*
where we're all roaming gladiators
*mute button*
because we're a nationwide mortgage lender, we have access to dozens of low rates...."

Hahahahahahaha.....

"we're new century mortgage and we're just a really great company. it's like.....when i used to work at other companies i would get frustrated because i would lose all my deals to new century mortgage. it's like i just couldn't compete with new century mortgage. now i work at new century mortgage and it's just great. it's a great place to work for."


ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!1

I need a Dan to be working here.

Gladiators!! LMAO

LMMFAO!!!!

http://www.boulder.swri.edu/~throop/images/gladiators.jpg

Tony, you have the coolest co-workers

That is way cool.

I used to work with a guy in Support who just openly abused customers.

e.g.
"Can you find the apple icon? No? No Apple icon? Of course there isn't you ****en IDIOT."
*hold button*

He'd punch his monitor, his keyboard, kick his desk, throw **** around, storm off, etc.

Great guy.

-J.

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/gladiators*****

- J.

I used to love to **** with customers. Damn that guy is funny.