You wanna know WHAT makes ME human? Ill tell ya...

What makes me human?

Wanting to know how EVERY woman on TV is in the sack…no matter how ugly or unattractive. From Jlo to B. Author, I wanna know…I think im sick in the head

What makes me human?

My undying love for Rosie Perez. She is the ULTIMATE hottie. I wouldn’t **** her. Id make sweet sweet LOVE… All night long… BAMBAMBAM, have her screaming my name with her unique voice… HELL YEAH!! Id take a bullet to the genitals for her, she is that hot.

What makes me human?

Getting songs stuck in my head…No matter how good they are, it sucks…Like yesterday, I got a Prince song stuck in my head…”The most beautiful girl in the world”…How did I get that song IN my head, Ill never now…better than Elton John *trembles*

What makes me human?

Having a weakness for Mexican food….best food on the planet, that is all.

What makes me human?

Always finding the ABSOLUTE laziest way to do my job but look like I’m working hard….It seems the lazier I get at jobs the more they want to promote me, haha

What makes me human?

My penis. It wants to bang every girl it see. I try to calm him down, but he starts ragin’. I tell him to sit down and he stands up…It doesn’t respect me or my feelings. It’s a love/ Hate relationship. I heart my penis.

wow...i have never felt soooo alone

Poo?

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Poo? yes

Hi there, human friend

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Hi there, human friend HI1!!!111!11!!!!!!!!

This thread rules. **** everyone else, BRO. They don't know, cuz they are not human. They are all emotionless cyborgs who want to kill us. They do not count.

Hmmm, let's see.
1 same thing regarding the girls
2 MAD WEED
3 beer
4 snooze button on the alarm
5 boiled peanuts
6 crown royal - don't drink it much but i cannot say no to a shot at the bar

I don't think I'm human

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
I don't think I'm human Sayian?

mmm...the music and the feelings make me human...

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
This thread rules. **** everyone else, BRO. They don't know, cuz they are not human. They are all emotionless cyborgs who want to kill us. They do not count.

says the terminator

Ensainty our damn good looks made us gods.

:)

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Ensainty our damn good looks made us gods.

:) THAT IS CORRECT...but I had to expose my 'human' qualities

human? Who lied to you, biggie?

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
human? Who lied to you, biggie? that hurts. :(

I'm sorry :( Should we have make up bufu?

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I'm sorry :( Should we have make up bufu? :lovers:

yes. :)

:)

i love it when you call me big poppa

lmao

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Ensainty our damn good looks made us gods.

:)

http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/peopleOK/fan****intastic.jpg

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Sayian?

I think I might be

I wish I was Sayian...If I was Id be super strong and good after my last fight

Dogg likes us so much he post men touching themselves....

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Ensainty our damn good looks made us gods.

:)

yeah but after gettin worked by a cracker he lost his brother card and his god status

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
yeah but after gettin worked by a cracker he lost his brother card and his god status Nope...still your BLACK GOD

lol

He's still black.

What makes me human is my longing for a good salad toss. Thats why I need a new g/f. To get them comfortable enough to make it happen.

or I need moolah for a good whore.

and sexy

I think it's strppers and MAAAAADDD weed that keep me human, but barely.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I think it's strppers and MAAAAADDD weed that keep me human, but barely. I hear that


i heart strippers