Ok, time for the blond jokes.....I love 'em.

What is brown, black, blue, red all over and lying in a ditch?

what?

A brunette who told too many blonde jokes

Giving up after one joke?

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?

A: Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.


Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change


Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff.


Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?

She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?

A: She picks up her purse and goes home.


Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?

A: Grade 4.


Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"

A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry.



Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?

A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat

: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.


Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?

A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"


Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So men can understand them.


:devil

I'm not gonna click on this thread again

ghey

How can you tell if a blond has been using your computer?

A: There is white out on the screen.

How do you make a blond's eye twinkle?

A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Giving up after one joke?

Didn't give up, went to bed. I have to arise early and drive kids to school..............damn Gray Davis.

Good ones, ladies. This is my favorite, but it's a little long.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes, *******. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond says, "You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

LMAO I like that one!!!