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Curly Howard
08-25-2003, 10:32 PM
please and tuck me in too

realkaps
08-25-2003, 10:41 PM
I once had a genie with a 100 foot weinie,
I showed it too the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake.
So she cut it with a rake.
Now its only 1 foot 4.....

ArjukanpoKarate
08-25-2003, 10:52 PM
Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago. Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder.



Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was his lawyer for a good reason. Eddie was very good! In fact, Eddie's skill at legal maneuvering kept Big Al out of jail for a long time. To show his appreciation, Capone paid him very well. Not only was the money big, but Eddie got special dividends. For instance, he and his family occupied a fenced-in mansion with live-in help and all of the conveniences of the day. The estate was so large that it filled an entire Chicago City block. Eddie lived the high life of the Chicago mob and gave little consideration to the atrocity that went on around him.



Eddie did have one soft spot, however. He had a son that he loved dearly.

Eddie saw to it that his young son had the best of everything: clothes, cars and a good education. Nothing was withheld. Price was no object.



And, despite his involvement with organized crime, Eddie even tried to teach him right from wrong. Eddie wanted his son to be a better man than he was. Yet, with all his wealth and influence, there were two things he couldn't give his son; that he couldn't pass on a good name and a good example.



One day, Easy Eddie reached a difficult decision. Easy Eddie wanted to rectify wrongs he had done. He decided he would go to the authorities and tell the truth about Al "Scarface" Capone, clean up his tarnished name and offer his son some semblance of integrity.



To do this, he would have to testify against The Mob, and he knew that the cost would be great. So, he testified. Within the year, Easy Eddie's life ended in a blaze of gunfire on a lonely Chicago Street. But in his eyes, he had given his son the greatest gift he had to offer, at the greatest price he would ever pay.

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World War II produced many heroes. One such man was Lieutenant Commander Butch O'Hare. He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier Lexington in the South Pacific. One day his entire squadron was sent on a mission. After he was airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had forgotten to top off his fuel tank. He would not have enough fuel to complete his mission and get back to his ship. His flight leader told him to return to the carrier.



Reluctantly, he dropped out of formation and headed back to the fleet. As he was returning to the mother ship he saw something that turned his blood cold.

A squadron of Japanese aircraft was speeding their way toward the American fleet. The American fighters were gone on a sortie, and the fleet was all but defenseless. He couldn't reach his squadron and bring them back in time to save the fleet. Nor could he warn the fleet of the approaching danger. There was only one thing to do. He must somehow divert them from the fleet.



Laying aside all thoughts of personal safety, he dove into the formation of Japanese planes. Wing-mounted 50 caliber's blazed as he charged in, attacking one surprised enemy plane and then another. Butch wove in and out of the now broken formation and fired at as many planes as possible until all his ammunition was finally spent. Undaunted, he continued the assault. He dove at the planes, trying to clip a wing or tail in hopes of damaging as many enemy planes as possible and rendering them unfit to fly.



Finally, the exasperated Japanese squadron took off in another direction.

Deeply relieved, Butch O'Hare and his tattered fighter limped back to the carrier.

Upon arrival he reported in and related the event surrounding his return.

The film from the gun-camera mounted on his plane told the tale. It showed the extent of Butch's daring attempt to protect his fleet. He had in fact destroyed five enemy aircraft.



This took place on February 20, 1942, and for that action Butch became the Navy's first Ace of W.W.II, and the first Naval Aviator to win the Congressional Medal of Honor. A year later Butch was killed in aerial combat at the age of

29.

His home town would not allow the memory of this WW II hero to fade, and today, O'Hare Airport in Chicago is named in tribute to the courage of this great man.



So the next time you find yourself at O'Hare International, give some thought to visiting Butch's memorial displaying his statue and his Medal of Honor.

It's located between Terminals 1 and 2.




So what do these two stories have to do with each other?

Butch O'Hare was Easy Eddie's son

ArjukanpoKarate
08-25-2003, 10:53 PM
Now go to sleep Curly. :)

Curly Howard
08-25-2003, 10:54 PM
goodnight :)

ArjukanpoKarate
08-25-2003, 10:55 PM
Night night

Hey do you need the light left on, or are you cool with it off?

Curly Howard
08-25-2003, 10:56 PM
could you leave it on please.... I um may need to go potty

ArjukanpoKarate
08-25-2003, 11:00 PM
Ok but you know your going to have to go with out it some day.





hehehe

ruffneck119
08-26-2003, 01:03 AM
The bed shook like a storm sent from God rustled its sheets. Her moans of pleasure were almost screams of intense pain as I thrusted my manhood hood in and out of her anus. Granted it was a very tight fit but the KY helped immensely and was the cause for her allowing me to enter her Hershey love highway.

It started out as a normal make **** night, but tonight there had been drinking involved. While on her knees she stroked my **** with her tongue while her fingers suckled my nuts. After a couple of minutes I pulled her up by her hair and tossed her on the bed where she landed on all fours.

I tickled her clit with my fingers and my tongue drove deep in her cooter with no remorse. I could easily have made her orgasm right there but I wanted to tease her, I was after something special tonight, so I would stop for brief moments making her groan for more. I could feel it she was getting more than wet. Her whole body was hot and the inside of her ***** was even hotter.

My penis ran almost balls deep. I gave her three or four hard thrust then stripped her of her pleasure... me. I could see the shock on her face. I signaled for her to wait as I got something out of my pocket.

There it was in my hand sitting like a ****ing treasure. It was my ticket into unknown territory. She knew what I wanted. "**** my ***** and finger bang my ******* to get it wet."

Without hesitation I was riding her sweet voluptuous ass while stinking finger after finger in her anus. She said, "when I cum stick it in"

Her moans stopped for a moment. She held her breath to experience the fullness of her pleasure. Then quickly but gently I stuck it in her ass....

Ruffneck invading a womans body.

astroboy
08-26-2003, 01:08 AM
once upon a time a guy jumped off a bridge

the end

Fallout
08-26-2003, 01:10 AM
There is no Santa Clause

ruffneck119
08-26-2003, 01:21 AM
So what do I win?

Fury Dragon
08-26-2003, 11:35 AM
Hahahahahaha

ruffneck119
08-26-2003, 03:08 PM
My story is that sexy ****.