Now, don't get me wrong, I love a good chat about the beautiful game as much as the next man, but there are other matters that need to be discussed. What I'm saying is that it's a cunting disgrace that it was left to me to post a thread about MILFtastic Carol Vorderman leaving countdown. One of you tarts should have been all over that. That is some serious news and you **** holes didn't even acknowledge it. Where the slag were you? Dreaming of making a thread about fat frank joining inter or posting in the tottenham thread most likely.

You've all let yourselves down. Go kick yerselves in the cunt, you useless bunch of shagmonkeys.

:( I apologise Hoffmeister.

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The nation mourns. . . .

That's what I'm talking about Donny. I'd love to give that MILF a portion.

That's what I'm talking about Donny. I'd love to give that MILF a portion.

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you're not wrong there son!

I'd **** that piece of cunt rigid.

I'd **** that piece of cunt rigid.

You'd be too busy posting about Tottenham to give her the seeing to she needs, you tart.

You'd be too busy posting about Tottenham to give her the seeing to she needs, you tart.

Love you too Hoffy yer slag.

When have you ever seen me post about cunting footy, babes?

Me trousersnake and I are far too busy watching countdown to bother with such trivial things.

I'd love a good chin-wag about ballet if you're uo for it hotstuff. Can't beat abit of swan lake.

When have you ever seen me post about cunting footy, babes?

Me trousersnake and I are far too busy watching countdown to bother with such trivial things.
Southpaw me dear, you and yer trousersnake are an exemplary example to all these young whippersnappers.
I'd love a good chin-wag about ballet if you're uo for it hotstuff. Can't beat abit of swan lake.
Let talk pirouettes!

Vorderman is a dog. Saw her in the flesh when she was a governor of my college. No wonder they keep the camera at bay. Would still do her from behind though while she's putting the words SWEET WET CUNT up on the board.

Bump.:hijacked:

I actually think that a prime Davina>Vorderman.

All day long. well Davina is half Indian and her cousins might be bollywood babes! LOL.

**** off you slags!

Davina has got a pair of bleeding ears on her that can pick up the movements of slugs in Cambodia, they're that sodding big.

**** off you slags!

Davina has got a pair of bleeding ears on her that can pick up the movements of slugs in Cambodia, they're that sodding big.

She's got a fair sized hooter on her un' all. I'd still offer her a slice of trousersnake though.

If it's milfs we're talking about, then that scotch slag off of crimewatch, Kirsty something. She's a right stuck up piece of tottie. I'd like to make a violent reconstruction with her.

"What big ears you have!"

"All the better to receive your love juice with"

"What a big nose you have!"

"See above"

Sue Carpenter!

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Sue Carpenter!

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Don't like the hair to be honest with you.