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D E M Dz A

07-26-2008, 02:10 PM

KingDosia

07-26-2008, 02:12 PM

D E M Dz A

07-26-2008, 02:13 PM

The bitch wants you to pay for your web cam session.

lol she added me on msn but i can't understand a word she's saying

KingDosia

07-26-2008, 02:15 PM

lol she added me on msn but i can't understand a word she's saying

Moi Francais it way rusty. But she wants sexy chat on web cam and is looking for donations. Probably one of those solicitors.

D E M Dz A

07-26-2008, 02:17 PM

Moi Francais it way rusty. But she wants sexy chat on web cam and is looking for donations. Probably one of those solicitors.

she gets nothing from me....she's not bad at all though, look here

http://www.uneblonde.com/

T-97

07-26-2008, 02:18 PM

translate this for me please:

je suis live en ce moment, viens me voir........

Salut! Mon nom est Jesse et j'ai créé ce site pour rencontrer des mecs
qui aiment regarder de jolies filles sur leur webcam.
Viens tchatter avec moi et me voir te faire un show sexy.
Aussi, sur le site tu auras access à mes photos et videos osés ;)
Tu es à seulement 2 minutes de me voir en direct.
Cliques ici et remplis le petit formulaire. (C'est GRATUIT!)

Hi, My name is Jesse, I have a webiste. something blah blah (My french is shite) something about sexy webcam shows. She has videos and pics. Gice her 2 minutes or something..

Sounds like she trying to get you to pay for porn.

Pico Hollywood

07-26-2008, 02:18 PM

Freetranslation.com

T-97

07-26-2008, 02:22 PM

Here's what babelfish makes of it:

I am live in this moment, come to see me ........ Hello! My name is Jesse and j' created this site to meet guys who like to look at pretty girls on their webcam. Come to see tchatter with me and me making you a sexy show. Also, on the site you will have access to my dared photographs and videos You are at only 2 minutes to see me on line. Click here and filled the small form. (C' is FREE!)

D E M Dz A

07-26-2008, 02:25 PM

Freetranslation.com

thanks bro here's what she wrote

Good day! My name is Jesse and I created this site to meet guys that like to look at pretty girls on their webcam. Comes tchatter with me and to see me you to do a show sexy. Also, on the site you will have access to my photos and risky videos You are at only 2
minutes to see me live. Click here and fill the small form. It is FREE!

how did she get my msn?

D E M Dz A

07-26-2008, 02:35 PM

LOL she wrote this on msn a minute ago

je m'appelle Jesse, j'ai 19 ans et j'habite à Paris
je t'avais donné mon adresse MSN sur un autre tchat alors voilà
je ne peux pas parler beaucoup ici, je suis en train de faire mon live showviens me voir toute nue sur www.uneblonde.com

D E M Dz A

07-26-2008, 02:38 PM

translation:

I am called Jesse, I am 19 years old and I live in Paris I had given you my address MSN on another tchat then here I cannot speak a lot here, I am doing my live showviens to see me all nude
one on www.uneblonde.com

:lol1:

Hearnsz

07-26-2008, 03:28 PM

translate this for me please:

je suis live en ce moment, viens me voir........

Salut! Mon nom est Jesse et j'ai créé ce site pour rencontrer des mecs
qui aiment regarder de jolies filles sur leur webcam.
Viens tchatter avec moi et me voir te faire un show sexy.
Aussi, sur le site tu auras access à mes photos et videos osés ;)
Tu es à seulement 2 minutes de me voir en direct.
Cliques ici et remplis le petit formulaire. (C'est GRATUIT!)

I'm live at the moment, come see me.

Hi! My name is Jesse and I created this site to meet mecs who love watching beautiful girls on their webcam.
Come chat with me and watch me preform a sexy show.
Also, on the site you can have acces to my photos and dared videos.
You are only 2 minutes away from watching me directly.
Click here and complete the small form. (It's FREE!)

If you need more translations I'll help you. (or if you want to say something in french) She speaks very easy french.

squealpiggy

07-26-2008, 04:42 PM

Essentially there is no Jesse. There is only http://www.forward-moving.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/38197-spam.jpg

eazy_mas

07-26-2008, 04:45 PM

D E M Dz A

07-27-2008, 08:11 AM

I'm live at the moment, come see me.

Hi! My name is Jesse and I created this site to meet mecs who love watching beautiful girls on their webcam.
Come chat with me and watch me preform a sexy show.
Also, on the site you can have acces to my photos and dared videos.
You are only 2 minutes away from watching me directly.
Click here and complete the small form. (It's FREE!)

If you need more translations I'll help you. (or if you want to say something in french) She speaks very easy french.

thanks bro but i don't think it'll be necessary, it's some kind of scam....in formular they asked me to give em my credit card number LOL

Fernando Torres

07-31-2008, 01:39 AM

D E M Dz A

07-31-2008, 08:31 AM

Solomon Mbae

07-31-2008, 08:34 AM

Sounds like spam to me
She's probably held at gunpoint

Solomon Mbae

07-31-2008, 08:36 AM

I bet you thought you were In
Gutted

D E M Dz A

07-31-2008, 09:51 AM

I bet you thought you were In
Gutted

sadly, yes........but after i find out what's going on i just told her "aint"

jack_the_rippuh

07-31-2008, 09:52 AM

I know the word bouclier.
That's all I know.

D E M Dz A

07-31-2008, 09:59 AM

I know the word bouclier.
That's all I know.

i appreciate your help

*~*MalVada*~*

07-31-2008, 10:00 AM

The bitch wants you to pay for your web cam session.

:rofl: .......

Hearnsz

07-31-2008, 10:06 AM

Morocco is the best place to go if you want to speak french and **** beautiful girls. If you are white though, you will have to pay. No word of a lie. As brothers of the glove I will give you the three best things to say to french birds:

Step 1:Salut, comment tu t'appelle?

Step 2: Tu as belle mais pas aussi belle qui moi
(bitch giggles)
Step 3: Pes du ma prende le bazay francais.... sil vous plait? (wink)

RESULT: GOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!

1: Hi, what's your name?
(it should be "comment tu t'appelles")

2. You're pretty but not as pretty as me
(it should be "Tu es belle, mais moi, je suis plus beau que toi. The reason they giggle is most likely because they laugh AT you rather than with you.)

3. blablabla ... please
("pes" and "bazay" aren't even words, unless it's slang I don't know what the **** you mean. And it should be S'il te plaît instead of svp...)