A casserole that my roommate made lastnight with hamburger, tomato sauce, corn and corn tortillas, accented with Tostitos and Chili Cheese dip.

what'd you have?

a bag of cheetos

a Pepsi

2 scrambled eggs and a glass of fruit juice. I was supposed to have a huge b-fast but I ****ed up.

I don't eat breakfast. I'm usually too dehydrated. I just drink **** loads of water. For lunch I will have Lobster Bisque though.

oh and a joint can't forget about that

a granola bar and a bottle of water

protein shake and a cup of coffee but for lunch I had chicken and eggplant lassagna

Oh yeah, I do usually have bong hits for breakfast, but I'm trying to cut down on ALL my vices this week. No pot, no strippers, only limited boozing, and valium(because i'm crabby without pot).

Originally posted by Kato
but for lunch I had chicken and eggplant lassagna


That sounds soooo good.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Oh yeah, I do usually have bong hits for breakfast, but I'm trying to cut down on ALL my vices this week. No pot, no strippers, only limited boozing, and valium(because i'm crabby without pot).

Didn't you try to do this last week?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
valium(because i'm crabby without pot). sign of a tru pothead :nonono:

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.

“Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.

“Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk this morning.”

Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he’s walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”

One morning a man tells a coworker that her hair smells nice. The woman gets enraged, storms into her supervisor’s office, and declares she’s filing a sexual harassment suit.

“Come on,” says the supervisor. “What’s wrong with a guy telling you your hair smells nice?”

“He’s a ****ing midget!”

Q: What did the seven dwarfs say when the prince awakened Snow White?

A: “I guess it’s back to jerking off.”

The owner of a horse farm receives a call from a friend, who informs him of a midget with a speech impediment who's interested in buying a horse. The owner has him send the midget over.

The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. “A female horth,” replies the midget. So the owner shows him one.

“Nith looking horth, can I thee her mouf?” So the owners picks up the midget and shows him the horse’s mouth.

“Nith mouf, Can I thee her eyeth?” Promptly, the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse’s eyes.

“Ok, what about the eerth?” At this point, the owner is becoming aggravated, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him the ears.

“OK, finally, can I see her twat?” With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse’s vagina, then pulls him out.

Shaking his head, the midget laments, “Perhapth I thould rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awownd?”

wrong thread ****er

i had the breakfast of champions today. I went to burger king and got a sausage/egg/cheese on a biscuit, small hash brown, and a small coke. Yes, i am on my way to a healthy heart attack very soon.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Didn't you try to do this last week?

Yeah, unfortuantely....I wasn't entirely successful....That's why I brought my lunch to work today...I'm hoping if i stay in the office I won't accidently wander into any expensive bars or drug dealers houses....

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
That sounds soooo good.

mmmhhhmmm I had not made it in a while and I made a huge pot of it last night... I breaded the slices of eggplant and salted them in olive oil spray, then I cut the already bbq chicken breast in to strips layered them like you would a lassagna. Then covered them with a roasted pepper, tomate and garlic sauce and put in the over...

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
...I'm hoping if i stay in the office I won't accidently wander into any expensive bars or drug dealers houses....

hahahahahahahhahaha

drug dealer houses. lol

Originally posted by Kato
mmmhhhmmm I had not made it in a while and I made a huge pot of it last night... I breaded the slices of eggplant and salted them in olive oil spray, then I cut the already bbq chicken breast in to strips layered them like you would a lassagna. Then covered them with a roasted pepper, tomate and garlic sauce and put in the over...

so you use eggplant instead of noodles? Do you make your own tomato garlic sauce?

yeah eggplant instead of noodles, I usually do, but this time I had to use Barilla's. I love roasted red peppers but red peppers are so expensive around here.

A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders a vanilla cone, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head and asks, “What do you want, Fathead?”

The guy at the counter is appalled. He questions the man on his actions, to which the man replies, “There are three things a man wants in life: 1. A big truck. You see that truck out there? Biggest damn truck in town; 2. A nice house. I got the nicest house in the county; and 3) A tight woman. Had me one of those too, until Fathead here came along

Originally posted by Kato
yeah eggplant instead of noodles, I usually do, but this time I had to use Barilla's. I love roasted red peppers but red peppers are so expensive around here.

what do you bread the eggplant in? I think I want to make this tonight. lol

A cookie, iced tea, and In 'N Out cheeseburger.

A cookie? As in hot lesbo girl on girl action? Please elaborate...And if that isn't what you meant....please make something up....

I'm trying to get a recipe blue dawg, stfu

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
what do you bread the eggplant in? I think I want to make this tonight. lol

breadcrums with italian spices, I first dip the eggplant in a eggwhite base and then run it through the breadcrums

I think I'm going to have to make this tonight

it is soooo good, I guess you can say you make the eggplant the same you would make chicken parmessan...you can also put cheese in between the layers, I like it without because then it gets too be too fatning and in all honesty it doesnt need it.

A can of tune and a couple glasses of water. I need some carbs bad.

tuna not tune. dohh

yeah you do...get some sweet potatoe and pop it in the microwave if you are running short on time

2 egg whites
2 eggs

1 raisin bagle (there was no oatmeal)

It was just a God-dammed cookie with white chocolate chips in it.

I had bad experiences with eggplants but that sounds good....

the trick with eggplant is to let it cook slowly so that most of its bitterness is cooked off

I love sweetpotatoes, but I won't be able to resist drenching them with cinnamon and butter.

lol man and dark brown sugar mmmm , actually its proven that its actually the best vegetable ever...so it fills your carb need and its good for you, you can sprinkle cinammon on it but that it

Bowl of Fruity Peblles, ****in Protein Shake (30 grams of designer whey glycerlean protein blended in with strawberries, bananas and peaches), and mad weed.

okay so let me see if I have this pretty down pat:

Slice the eggplant andseason it in italian spices and bread crumbs, spray with olive oil and prefry? (how think do you cut the eggplant?

cut precooked chicken into strips.

alternate eggplant, chicken and cheese (what kind?) into layers and cover with a garlic tomato sauce.

how long and at what temp do you cook?

I meant brown suger, not cinnamon, man my brain is struggling today. What makes it the best vegetable ever? just curious, and if you microwave it, do you just poke holes in it and put the whole potato in the microwave? I'm trying to get lean, and if sweet potatoes are good for you, I may have to start eating a couple of them a day.

lol, aaawww ok, brown sugar..lol that a no no

In 1991, the Center For Science In The Public Interest (CSPI), Washington, DC, announced that the sweet potato ranked as the #1 vegetable out of 18 vegetables they studied and rated. With a score of 184, the sweet potato outscored the next highest vegetable by 101 points.

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In a separate study, CSPI rated a total of 58 vegetables by adding the percentages of Recommended Daily Requirement (RDA) for 6 nutrients (Vitamins A, Vitamin C, Folate, Iron, Copper and Calcium), plus fiber. Again, sweet potatoes topped the list with a whopping 582 points. The carrot, which is its nearest competitor, scored 434. A varied diet, composed mainly of grain products, fresh vegetables and fruits, is best. CSPI says that “The single most important dietary change for most people would be to replace fatty foods with foods rich in complex carbohydrates — such as sweet potatoes.”

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Sweet Potato, Baked 184

Potato Baked 83

Spinach 76

Kale 55

Mixed Vegetables 52

Broccoli 52

Winter Squash, Baked 44

Brussels Sprouts 37

Cabbage, Raw 34

Green Peas 33

Carrot 30

Okra 30

Corn On The Cob 27

Tomato 27

Green Pepper 26

Cauliflower 25

Artichoke 24

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and Kiwi came out number 1 as the best fruit eva

Oatmeal, Every morning I eat oatmeal. Makes your body look smoother.

that's weird since

oatmeal = lumpy

how does that work

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
okay so let me see if I have this pretty down pat:

Slice the eggplant andseason it in italian spices and bread crumbs, spray with olive oil and prefry? (how think do you cut the eggplant?

cut precooked chicken into strips.

alternate eggplant, chicken and cheese (what kind?) into layers and cover with a garlic tomato sauce.

how long and at what temp do you cook?


you cut the eggplants in to 1/4cm slices, get some eggs ( I use egg whites) and scramble them, on another dish have your bread crums already seasoned, you can use the stuff they sell at the stores. spray the pan with oil oil and place in low/medium heat, let them cook and then turn over until soft. It will be quick so keep an eye on them. Then once your chicken is cooked cut in to slices, get a pan and place the cooked eggplants on the bottom, then the chicken (you can add the mozzarella cheese on top) then cover again with eggplant and then add the sauce on top, cover with aluminum foil and put in the over for 30 minutes at 300 just so that all the flavors combine.

awesome. I am going to cook this tonight :)

A beautiful, intelligent, Vanezuelan woman, that can also cook...

:lovers:

mmm...empanadas

oh make sure you dip the eggplant in egg white and then in the crumbs before putting them to cook on the olive oil sprayed pan lol

awww Mr. Bee...thanks..Bzob had never had eggplants before until last night. Its a good meal that its low in calories and doesnt leave you feeling yucky.

I am serious you guys have to come and visit sometime and I will make your bellies happy

They are not allowed over

says who?

You gotta keep Bobert in the yard if I go over...short leash.

You know what my good friend Jack Burton always says in a time like this.......

jeega who?

Jack Burton

Jeega What?

JACK BURTON!

lol dont get mad my little love bunny or you will loose the rest of your mane ;)

Bzob is fine on Vodka, just keep the tequila hidden behind the bookshelf(he'll never go near there) or something...Actually, you guys are a cute couple.

lol thanks blue...