View Full Version : The following people please get off MY planet


Curly Howard
08-22-2003, 06:15 PM
People who don't have there check ready when it's time to pay at the store. Get that book out and start filling it in BEFORE the clerk is done. Don't ask what the date is. Figure this **** out before hand.

People who don't own a computer.....you sick freaks

anyone who has ever said "I think Japanese cars look cool"

people who like country music

anyone named Blaine

The ref at my fight

white guys who try to talk with an accent

guys that buy their wives the biggest suv's they can find then turn them loose in parking lots

fat women that think they are hot

hot women that think they are fat

Zen
08-22-2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
guys that buy their wives the biggest suv's they can find then turn them loose in parking lots

I wanna carjack women driving Hummers and Suburbans so bad. There's just no damn reason for it. Definitely one of my biggest pet peaves.

DragonZero
08-22-2003, 06:19 PM
i hate when *****es sit there and talk on cell phones in traffic and don't pay attention to ****

handjobs4dollars
08-22-2003, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
[B]

white guys who try to talk with an accent

B]
Do canadian accents count?

Bluecifer
08-22-2003, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Do canadian accents count?

No. Never.

Curly Howard
08-22-2003, 06:26 PM
an Eminem accent

lightweight
08-22-2003, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
white guys who try to talk with an accent


Yeah! Those damn Irish, they'll get what's comming to them!

Bluecifer
08-22-2003, 07:00 PM
I been hanging out with an irishman named barney, cool as ****, but i can't understand a goddamn word he says. He sounds like Brad Pitt did in Snatch.

Fury Dragon
08-22-2003, 07:04 PM
Good list of people, man. I agree.

Snatch was a kick ass movie! :cool:

nance
08-22-2003, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
People who don't have there check ready when it's time to pay at the store. Get that book out and start filling it in BEFORE the clerk is done. Don't ask what the date is. Figure this **** out before hand.


people who like country music

guys that buy their wives the biggest suv's they can find then turn them loose in parking lots

hot women that think they are fat



I like country music. Do you really want me to leave?

Ever notice that tiny petite women drive those big vehicles and they DON'T KNOW HOW TO PARK?

And that last one I wholeheartedly agree with.

Zen
08-23-2003, 12:06 AM
I wish white people would get off the planet.... they seem to ruin everything.

realkaps
08-23-2003, 12:40 AM
Add tweekers to your list......

Fury Dragon
08-23-2003, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Zen420
I wish white people would get off the planet.... they seem to ruin everything. :lol2: Riiiight. Look at the crime statistics and then say whites are ruining everything. :fu:

Seraph_17
08-23-2003, 11:32 AM
Crackers RULE

lzindsay
08-23-2003, 11:56 AM
so is it ok for men to drive big a suv??

Fury Dragon
08-23-2003, 12:05 PM
It looks more natural.

realkaps
08-23-2003, 01:39 PM
I say, dont drive a SUV unless you are going to use it. You dont need 4wd if your just gonna throw some 20's on their and slam it to the ground......

realkaps
08-23-2003, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Fury Dragon
:lol2: Riiiight. Look at the crime statistics and then say whites are ruining everything. :fu:

Yeah, but you also have to factor in racial profiling and other **** like that......

handjobs4dollars
08-23-2003, 02:00 PM
Why is that a black man steal 20 dollars and white guy steals 30 million from the people that work under him and we say that the black man is evil.

Fury Dragon
08-23-2003, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Yeah, but you also have to factor in racial profiling and other **** like that...... With the overwhelmingly larger percentage of crimes on the minority part of the pie, it's pretty clear that even if a **** LOAD of racial profiling was done, the minorities would still take the cake. No pun intended.

nance
08-23-2003, 08:49 PM
Thieves and other bad guys/gals come in all colors.

ruffneck119
08-23-2003, 09:20 PM
Here's my list:

All people that are not hot horny women.

DragonZero
08-23-2003, 09:46 PM
i thought this was going to be a list of people here

nance
08-24-2003, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by madcrewmom
Thieves and other bad guys/gals come in all colors.

You would one worn out guy.;)

nance
08-24-2003, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by ruffneck119
Here's my list:

All people that are not hot horny women.

You would be one worn out guy;) Ignore last post.

VulgarTheClown
08-24-2003, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by Zen420
I wish white people would get off the planet.... they seem to ruin everything.

you just won the daily double

Fury Dragon
08-24-2003, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by madcrewmom
Thieves and other bad guys/gals come in all colors. Yeah but statistically the majority are of certain colors.

DragonZero
08-24-2003, 10:59 AM
yep that's true most of them are

Bzob
08-25-2003, 08:53 AM
anyone who has ever said "I think Japanese cars look cool"

Does this include the new Nissan Z?

realkaps
08-25-2003, 09:53 AM
People who get drunk and cant control there anger :-!....

Bzob
08-25-2003, 09:54 AM
People that get drunk and talk smack

Bzob
08-25-2003, 09:55 AM
People that know the lane is ending in 1/2 mile and drive to the end and cut people off

DragonZero
08-25-2003, 10:01 AM
people that only shower bi-yearly

realkaps
08-25-2003, 10:02 AM
I talk more smack when I am sober......

Bzob
08-25-2003, 10:04 AM
People that drink all the coffe , leave the pot on and do not make a fresh pot

(same people who empty the water bottle)

DragonZero
08-25-2003, 10:04 AM
bzob would love me i talk relentless ****

realkaps
08-25-2003, 10:06 AM
People who think Vanderlei Silva is the #1 LHW in the world when he has lost the only 2 times he fought a top ten LHW......

DragonZero
08-25-2003, 10:08 AM
people that keep giving silva tomota cans to fight

Bzob
08-25-2003, 10:08 AM
People that do not know the top LHW is RAMPAGE!

realkaps
08-25-2003, 10:09 AM
People that dont know that Rampage already said Tito would beat him down......

Leather
08-25-2003, 10:09 AM
People who support Yoshida....

DragonZero
08-25-2003, 10:10 AM
people that **** goats

Leather
08-25-2003, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by Dragonzero
people that **** goats

BOOOO what a bored planet.....

DragonZero
08-25-2003, 10:19 AM
haahahahaahah ok except you

Leather
08-25-2003, 10:20 AM
thanks....

DragonZero
08-25-2003, 10:22 AM
ok i lied you go to

Curly Howard
08-25-2003, 01:23 PM
Parents who think it's everyone else's fault that their kids are rotten.

Women who dress like a $2 whore then act offended when you look at them.

Fat people who order a double quarter pounder, super sized fries and a diet coke

People who pull in the driveway and honk

Anyone who owns a truck equipped with a rebel flag and a gun rack

No2 bottles in a car

The guy in front of me at the gas station driving a $25,000 F-350 truck pulling a ski boat and paying for his beer with change.

My stupid ass drunk neighbor ***** who called an Indian (Native American) a foreigner.

Bluecifer
08-25-2003, 01:30 PM
LOL at the lady who called a native american a "foreignor"!!! Did she have a mullet? Living in Missouri sounds funny!!!

Curly Howard
08-25-2003, 01:44 PM
She believes that budweiser is one of the 4 food groups along with meth, incest and lard

Fury Dragon
08-25-2003, 01:46 PM
Hahahahaha