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The Ensanity 08-22-2003, 01:55 PM This happened couple of days ago...
Sooooo, I’m coming home from work and I’m driving down Washington Blvd., maaaaaad Crack hoes down there. So I get down to Washington and La Brea, to make a right, I see this old, ugly, fat, Mexican woman sitting at the bus stop walk to my car. On this part of Washington the crack hoes don’t work there, so I’m thinking she is going to ask for directions or a ride to somewhere. She gets to my window and say “Blowjobs 5$”….The look of shock on my face must have been priceless…I was like “No, I’m coo…I’m straight”
Then I start the thinking….either she was a cop or the nastiest cheapest hoe EVER….that’s nasty…5$??!?!?!!! Have SOOOOOME respect for yourself….10$ sound sooo much better than 5…Then most of the time, people bargain for a cheaper price, lol…Do she give out 99 cent BJ’s? Maybe one day she will be on aisle 5 at the “.99 cent only store”. That’s just weird…Los Angeles is a funny place.
Bluecifer 08-22-2003, 01:57 PM Wow. LA, the home of the $5 blowjob lol!!! Crackheads are ****in' funny as hell!!!
wondermut 08-22-2003, 01:58 PM hatebreed gives em for free
DOGGx0 08-22-2003, 01:58 PM Originally posted by wondermut
hatebreed gives em for free
correct.
Whoremaster B 08-22-2003, 01:58 PM Isnt the going rate at least $20?
DOGGx0 08-22-2003, 01:59 PM Originally posted by Whoremaster B
Isnt the going rate at least $20?
no.
Think you could'a got 5 for a $20? That's a damn nice deal.
Bluecifer 08-22-2003, 02:00 PM Don't know. The only crack ho's I've seen were WAY too nasty to let anywhere near my beloved dick.
The Ensanity 08-22-2003, 02:01 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Don't know. The only crack ho's I've seen were WAY too nasty to let anywhere near my beloved dick. I seen 2 do able ones before...I think they were new to crack....soooo sad
Bluecifer 08-22-2003, 02:16 PM If a crackwhore was doable, I might hit it, just so I can say I banged a crackwhore. I've banged tweaker chicks, but no crack ho's.
The Ensanity 08-22-2003, 02:18 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
If a crackwhore was doable, I might hit it, just so I can say I banged a crackwhore. I've banged tweaker chicks, but no crack ho's. i still couldnt do it, because at the end of the day you KNOW you BANG a CRACK HO...not cool
Mr. Beelzebub 08-22-2003, 02:18 PM Crackwhores don't have teeth, son. Maadd BJs.
No teeth + $5 BJ = Mad fun
Bluecifer 08-22-2003, 02:20 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
i still couldnt do it, because at the end of the day you KNOW you BANG a CRACK HO...not cool
Ahhhhhh. Morality? You think it's bad to take advantage of someone that has a drug problem? Or are you just saying that would be too gross?
Fury Dragon 08-22-2003, 02:24 PM That's some funny **** bro. :lol2:
The Ensanity 08-22-2003, 02:25 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Ahhhhhh. Morality? You think it's bad to take advantage of someone that has a drug problem? Or are you just saying that would be too gross? The fact that you can say "i did a crack ho" is not cool...makes you look bad
Tammy 08-22-2003, 02:28 PM I had two bums asking me for money in a matter of three minutes. Never got an offer for oral sex though....
Fury Dragon 08-22-2003, 02:29 PM That sucks. :ghost:
Bluecifer 08-22-2003, 02:30 PM Bums ALWAYS ****ing ask me for change. I don't get any offers for oral either though. I work way too hard to give my money to a bum. Even a quarter. I am morally opposed.
Tammy 08-22-2003, 02:31 PM It's clever how they wait by the drive-thru window for you to pay and get your food. Just when you get your change back, they ask if you have any change to spare. Then you have to come up with a quick reason why you just don't give a flying hairy ass ****.
Aaron Bizarre 08-22-2003, 02:34 PM I had a bum rap for me for like 4 minutes about how hard it was being a bum and I hooked him up with 2 bucks. no hummer though.
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