To try and stave off my hangover. Doesn't get much more alchy than that.

That is hair of the dog, that is ok.

More alchy would be pounding shots or even more alchy would have been calling in sick.

You are going to be ok, and at lunch you get.......STRIPPERS!

No strippers today. I spent almost $400 bucks yesterday, I did have the most AWESOME ****ing steak ever at a great strip club I just began frequenting. This cattle rancher owns it and has created the ulitmate man disneyland. Over 50 beers on tap with $5 pitchers, an incredible Fillet mignon for $10, 3 stages and girls hot enough to make me weep when I had to leave. I am WAAAY over budget this month.

Your stripper budget is more than my mortgage payment I believe.

Yeah, but I've been examining my life recently and am starting to wonder if I'd be better off buying nice things instead of spending so much $ on women of ill repute. I spend more on strip clubs a week than a BMW payment. I'm starting to feel like dummy. ****, I think my hangover is making me feel negative today....

Why don't you invest the stripper money wisely and open your own strip club in about 5 years?

Not sure opening another strip club in Portland would be profitable. There's already like too many. There is more strip clubs per capita in Portland than anywhere in the US. I'd prefer to buy an existing one. Also, though, i wonder if being the proprietor of a strip could hurt my business now. I work with a lot of female HR people and some aren't as understanding as others about looking at cooter for dollars.

I say cut down going to the strip club to 2 times a week dude, that's a lot of money to be spending on ladies you aren't ****ing.

Originally posted by Tom
I say cut down going to the strip club to 2 times a week dude, that's a lot of money to be spending on ladies you aren't ****ing.

Actually, I am banging one of them(well have a couple of times anyway). But, your still right. I'm gonna try to cut down to once a week.

i would **** you too if you gave me 400 bucks at least once a week....if i was female.

Originally posted by Tom
i would **** you too if you gave me 400 bucks at least once a week....if i was female.

That's a good point, and really I've probably spent thousands at this place. The special treatment i get there is also part of the reason it's hard to cut down going, even though i know it's an illusion. I'm probably paying for her condo, supporting her drug habit, and putting her through school lol...I'm starting to bum myself out....

Originally posted by Tom
I say cut down going to the strip club to 2 times a week dude, that's a lot of money to be spending on ladies you aren't ****ing.

He, you cant take it with you. Maybe blue should invest in some tattoo work and a trip to amsterdam and get tattoed by Hanky Panky

I have been thinking about getting some more tats and going to amsterdam(where I will procure some bad ass seeds, RT Brouwer, I wish you's just mail me some). I'm gonna get a peruvian head shrinker with heads on his spear tatooed on my right arm and will probably make it Amsterdam sometime in the winter.( biz slow for me in December and january). I wish I could make it in time for the cannabis cup in September though.